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ukjerry:

Ewu Gambia

Eziokwu eh, e wee luck na ma-anoghi n'ututu idere nonsense ah.
Gini na-emedi unu n'isi??

kpachapukwa-anya gi oooo, hmmmmmm . Hapukwanyi kanyi nodu kanyi si ano.

mgbe Oge ru, oburu no ihe ikuru bu Eziokwu, Anyi ejiri obu ufu welu ya otu ahu.


Gwa mmadu ya mee ya "Translate" oburu na-eghotaro ihem Kuru.

Primusinterpares:
Hey Mr Parade commandant abi na overall commander you call your self... I and all the members of this thread and village do not need your (information) this thread is strictly for stream 2 members only... So please just park well jejejely... #no offense #



Hope I have spoken the minds of the great and good people of stream 2 village of batch A 2016 clan

handbagss:
Hi Sunnepa17. Part of stream 2. Really love the way you guys relate here.

Sunnepa17:
Sight ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ bro...Quick recovery bro

Shebi ℓ̊ tell ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ wen yhu nd ray4000 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ jump upandan 4rm one Arewa 2 pretty damsel...nw D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ don get ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ ...lol

okitaiji:
Hello my noble village members I'm sorry for an unavoidably absence from the family, I'm in the custody of Doctors since and I have been discharged so I will still be away in order to regain strength for the challenges ahead.
Thanks for the good work you guys have been doing
Cc:
ray4000
sunnepa17
giftiebrown
IG
suogal
candicejay
marvluv
villageGoat
phykel
meeddah
hardiodun
lvlink
barongmj
brosjay
smartins1
ukjerry
slimfitdiva (new face welcome)
et al.. please forgive me if I didn't mention your moniker

my abishaddy I miss you... enjoy yourself while we wait for 21st to come
cheers and one love

Sunnepa17:
Lol....abi oo my sista, everyfin just change suddenly...sun don start 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cum awt by 9am, rain no gree fall.

Buh lite still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ here manageable @Agbara.....whc syd ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ƒօɾ lag?

Rosey33:
Good morning beautiful people, hope y'all had a goodnight rest.

suogal:
no o am waiting for you to send that money you promised so I can continue my shopping

jubrealguy:
Good morning beautiful people, I guess we all bracing up for may 13th

Fraiser
Sunnepa17
VillageGOAT
smartins1
candicejay
barongmj
giftiebrown
IghravwelG
kbs468
Oyehomie
AdunniIwo
ray4000
marvluv
aieboocar
teemakagu
skydweller
Meeddah (fellow Akokite)
etal

let's keep rolling the choppers like it's December 31st
fuvk NYSC, we've put God first
negative comments v bn blown with the dust
irrespective of their fuvking source
come may 21st, we will all be on d bus
without even minding transportation cost
calmly seated with our lacasera and bons
with God protecting us frm the men with guns
cos leaving home was already made a must

Missing my stream 1 peeeps

Abb1 Abbeyunique2 wittyemi Fraih Rukkyola spixytinxy hardie14 Qutyjoice prindu amodu dtobs sirguy542 Beckytee LogoDWhiz BlizzydoDo etal and my precious IAMBIBI

suogal:
Frasier as everyone they look for you, make I join. come back pls. I didn't know the slap would go viral like this

GROOOVE:
oh snap! And i was just going to creep in and out like i wasnt here. Busted. I salute you bro

chizybankz:
I salute everyone here oooh. Am a new comer, I rep stream 2. SOD Abuja, lagos, enugu and cross river

Sunnepa17:
Am blushin dear, anoda sweet monicker.
Sure faith will allow us 2 meet jarey.. Nah Akwa-Ibom ♍ƺ 2 ℓ̊ want ooo, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ will throw us 2geda dere yuu ear?

Sunnepa17:
Lolzz..make ℓ̊ no talk
I7th of may

giftiebrown:
hmmm, loveablechi must c ds...Sunnepa17 d unfaithful husbnd

VillageGOAT:
ray4000 you see yourself, sunnepa17 just confirmed that you are lying, thats because sunnepa17 remembered what i did to okonta jnr in 1985 when he tried to touch my sweetheart lyndalyn55, so sunnepa17 cannot try it because he does not want me to repeat that event of 1985 again

but ray4000 i think i saw suogal with elder fraiser at one five start hotel like that yesterday, they were holding their hands together, i was still wondering what they were doing there sha, maybe it was evangelism... I just can't say

Lyndalyn55:
Ha! Ray400 even the gist no sweet to talk bcus u no say na lie...haba!

VillageGOAT:
[b] Goodmorning my fellow villagers, this is village Goat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
The headlines
BARONGMJ BIRTHDAY PARTY
from one of our correspondents mr chima who attended the birthday party, he said the party was held at ighravweIG house in lekki phase 10, opposite oando filling station, the party was filled with celebrities like mc sunnepa17, miss candicejay the former miss nigeria, ray4000 the business man from china, elder fraiser the current minister of women affairs and others

according to some eye witness, sister nkiru, she said that she saw village goat and his wife lyndalyn55 getting down from their private jet in grand style and they received cheers from the people on the streets of lekki, villagegoat who reportedly has two plots of land in ota is really a successful man with too much money on him.

Another eye witness, okezie junior who sells spare parts in lekki phase 12 said that he saw fraiser trying to kiss suogal, and suogal gave him a tantalizing hot slap, she said she belongs to ray4000, and nobody can touch her, and as a gentleman, fraiser decided to endure the slap and finally took his wife marvluv to the event...

The event was interesting as the celebrant, barongmj danced away her sorrows while DJ ighravweIG her husband played the best and lastest music for her, it was fun when mcsunnepa17 climbed the stage to crack some of his funny jokes, fraiser was not laughing because of that hot slap, candicejay decided to share the food and drinks, and everybody danced and danced and danced till their mama called them back home

another eyewitness oga timothy said he saw laramite and meeddah in the birthday party, they wore bum shorts, exposing their sexy legs and grooove brought them with his prado jeep, while brosjay3 was seen getting down from a keke napep, to attend the birthday party and loveablechi also came to the party ...

The chief host of the event was president buhari, and he talked about corruption and he said for fraiser to have three wives is corruption, that EFCC should investigate him...

This is villagegoat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
[/b]

Sunnepa17:
17th

VillageGOAT:
Wow... My pretty diva lyndalyn55 is online, angel how are you doing? I hope none of this villagers here like ray4000, okitaiji and fraiser are disturbing you? Just tell me that person name, let me bomb that person, you know that i can die for you...

LovesonBlezz:
BREAKING NEWS!!!

Information on NYSC site states that there is no more stream 2... that stream 2 is now to be known as batch B and that their orientation starts on June 30th while people that was suppose to be in batch B is now batch C and their orientation commences September 24th...
I am sincerely sorry for the time you wasted in reading through this rubbish.

Signed:
Lovesonblezz

CandiceJay:
Ohhh, i thought u were going to Eko market. But it's all good sha, u know u like all those expensive stuffs. Lol, ur husband go hear am

suogal:
No problem dear. just been preoccupied with something. how are you my Nairaland love?

suogal:
No problem dear. just been preoccupied with something. how are you my Nairaland love?

Sunnepa17:
Hmmm...**whisper 2 his ear** ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ b alabosi ooo, afta yuu don follow follow all d single beautiful maidens in ɖɨs village, ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ nw sayin dat yhu missed հҽɾ ʟɨҡɛ no tomorrow, ℓ̊ wanted 2 voice awt ƒօɾ Suogal 2 ear but dunt want yuu 2 ruined հҽɾ day coz sɦɛ is avin a nice tym her**