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VillageGOAT:
is he blowing your mind with knockout or BOMB?

Abeg wetin be ur own. Am. Blowing her mind with love

suogal:
lol, my ray of light, you are blowing my mind. I missed you too more than I expect happy new month

Thanks dear am loving u more

Fraiser:
punch ke? Me no dey read dat one o, na blow news paper me dey read o

Guy idon laugh tire so tail my teeth commot

Fraiser:
lol... Lyk seriously I never notice dat beautiful bae in dis village, tanks for callin my attention to her, u re gud friend, suogal babe, hw u doin, am convinced ur day has been beautiful...

Fraiser abeg o you won start be that o, I no dey joke with that one o, bros becareful o na my heart me that o. Suogal missing you like ki lo de

okitaiji:
so u d look for concubine abi, I go tell suogal

Bro why now na u won cast me, you no how I love suogal my Angel can't play with are o

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 20 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - RALPH WALDO EMERSON.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
bad advisers are many, good advisers are very few- W.F KUMUYI
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder- MICHAEL FARADAY(1999)

2) the buttocks are like a married couple, though there is a constant friction between them, they will still love and live together - PETE EDOCHIE
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SHORT JOKES:

1) johnny a bus driver was arguing with his conductor on who was more brilliant
DRIVER- You nor go school
CONDUCTOR- haba! I go school pass you
DRIVER- oya wetin be 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR- Ahan! Very easy, dat one na 22 naaaa
DRIVER- FOOL! Person tell you the answer for back

2)OKITAIJI- teacher i saw the strap of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- okitaiji, get out, no class for you for a week

JAY4000 started laughing...
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- why did you laugh?
JAY4000- I saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Get out, no class for you for one month

Teacher candicejay bends down to pick the chalk that fell down and fraiser started walking out of the class
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Fraiser, why are you going out?
FRAISER- The thing wey i see now ma, i think my school days are over
teacher faints

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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

HAPPY NEW MONTH AND HAPPY SUNDAY MY PEOPLE

Welldone bro, abeg no give me another name o na ray no be jay.
Wait o villageGoat, you mean me an fraiser an okitaiji are seeing things*

okitaiji:
hahaha na play I play with you nah, how you take hear me sef... good morning brotherly

Morning bro, hope u enjoying ya self.
Good morning my fellow stream2 villagers

Good morning Good morning

Guy is true o, buhari just call me greet me say happy new month. hey, so MAY don come be that an no be this same MAY we they go camp..mcteeeew 13th don come 21st self no even far. Happy new month my fellow stream2 villagers. Am sorry for coming late busy since morin

DUEZNATION:
U guys are talking about wives here,una dey share wives?
Can i have mine?

Guy look well o make u no hear bottle for ur head
I no dey play with my one an only Angel o. I fel recomend girls for u. If u ready tell me

okitaiji:
wetin we b friends for, I do for him and he do for me too

This is called real friend if you don't know
the best friend award of dis village goes to ray and okitaiji...dj give us beta song

Sunnepa17:
ℓ̊ wonder oooo, Oya mi lenu ooo

Na wetin u like to dey hear about me be that

Fraiser:
dis one wey u just dey toast babe for ray, u sure sey ray4000 na man so...

Why you no like from here reach dere I sha don leave u with ur wife hey!
My beautiful Angel is dere

Fraiser:
lol... Me go run comot for dis village? E no just possible, me I be stake holder for here... No shakin for me... Wait o which babe u dey take sey u don have o?

You don't know, u no read punch news paper find out

okitaiji:
u know say ray can't do anything without my permission so if I tell am say I wan take over he no go vex

God no friend again, na hin be say I no fee put u for house with my wife chai, u fall my leg

Sunnepa17:
⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ dear

Just imagine mata way no concern u, no be she dey talk to wetin be ur own

laramite:
ray4000 u no serious ooo

Beauty, na so nah just because I like u ni

Lyndalyn55:
please fraiser stay on ur own oooo... I don't need ur sweet sugar coated mouth near my neighbourhood. Thank u as u comply.

Chai, if not ( u no finish ur word nah)

suogal:
yes o. if you do well, things go better btw us

Chai, my Angel don gree hey!. So villageGoat, fraiser,sunnepa make u guys be whr militry zone keep off

suogal:
thanks. my day has been good o, just for this headache. I think its cos I slept very late and had to wake up quite early. trying to sleep it off now, but sleep is not coming

Sorry Angel, hope u are ok by now or I should come so that u can place ur head on my laps.lol

suogal:
I don't understand you o, why do u need my trust? I tot Ray was ur friend

Trust him is just that he is fighting for me, just as others has some one to fight for dem.lol

VillageGOAT:
i go add those ones later, but i no see your name for 2nd position ooo, abi you don go bribes mr forbes, i dey suspect you, you wey get pure water company for apapa, how you take get too much money pass femi otedola, i no gree ooo, EFCC must hear about this...

If no be for that poure water company how go take they transfer money account in uk, go ask saraki how we dey do am.lol

okitaiji:
dnt worry all ur need will be dealt with *whisper to ray na their name be "i no gree" bt na gree be dat oo*

*whisper* okitaiji I no say she don gree. You go see say she go come my house dis night abeg no tell her o.

[quote author=Meeddah post=45180466][/quote]Nothing like, put ur mind at rest may 21st we are going.

ayGodsdelight:
stream 2.... we dey wait. kaduna, kwara, oyo, edo state

Welcome bro

suogal:
I am after no one. I am unique all by myself

Na so my baby we no like competition

suogal:
me I never gree for ray o. he still has work to do

My Angel, just name the work baby am ready. Thiis villagers go don dey happy now

suogal:
I need to see this Loveablechi Chidinma, Chichi pls where are you?

You don't need to see dem, theu are not as good as u are. Hw as been ur day

Fraiser:
my own father dey acknowledge d existence of woman o.

Haha, u make me laugh in spain

Fraiser:
lol... Dont worry my gorgeous marvluv will pacify my heart... I no go too cry for instagram I go do lyk man nd besides dia can not b reason to cry because ray4000 no fit possess my possession

See u way don run commot for village bfor if no be too much of beg, we call u back still dey make mouth well I now have my beautiful Angel. Fraiser u no go kill me for here

VillageGOAT:
lolz baba, don't you know that i have two plots of land in ota, in which i am still building my shopping mall, a university and a sky scrapper in my two plots of land, i would also build a 5 star hotel for my sweety lyndalyn55, too much money dey, am even the 4th richest man in africa, it is just that forbes forgot to put my name in the list, i will still call oga forbes later, so you see, i get money pass teebillz

Thank God say u no lie for that 4th position cos na me dey 2nd. Abeg for that ur two plot of land why u no add seaport, airport even landport join

Meeddah:
Well m Tinuke...Finished from unilag. Going with stream 2

No worry we dey gather go may 21st..I like ur name o, an as ur name fine uself go fine o. Hey /od see fine girl. O ya bring ur hand make I take u around dis village*whispering* my tinuke u no ehn some guys dey here way bad dey no dey see fine girl for eye na so dey go dey tier eye people like. Cc sunnepa
VillageGoat
Fraiser
Eaglevision
phykel
They plenty like that. I get one friend for dis village na hin house be that im name be won kind but na good guy sha okitaiji. Feel free my dear we only make things lively no dulling. Which state u choose