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Car Talk / Re: 3 Reasons Why You Need A Comprehensive Auto Insurance by rayblings(m): 9:18am On Mar 13, 2018
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Bang DE DE deng!!!

Seconded.

Op I saw you the other day in your 2019 legedese Benz haaaa you're a big boy o more elbows to ur scrotum

Where's the 10 nera part of that Bentley naw

Romance / Re: MY SMART Choice......a Good Story For Everyone by rayblings(m): 11:29pm On Mar 12, 2018
seedgreen:
Good morning guys,

I was banned by the antispam bot...... So painful. Anyway, I just updated Episode 14 using another account.

Enjoy.
where's the link
Romance / Re: MY SMART Choice......a Good Story For Everyone by rayblings(m): 11:28pm On Mar 12, 2018
seedgreen:


OK, I will later tonight.
Oya naw we are waiting
Politics / Re: Banks Not Impacting On The Nigerian Population, 40% Under-banked – Osinbajo by rayblings(m): 9:49pm On Mar 12, 2018
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Bang DE DE deng!!!

Even the banks are broke, ordinary 100 Naira notes are scarce. Boss reduce your salary and every politician's salary then we take it up from there and take you seriously
Romance / Re: Lady Shocked, Discovered Her Sister She Raised Is Sleeping With Her Husband by rayblings(m): 9:03pm On Mar 12, 2018
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Bang DE DE deng!!!

Why are women generally selfish...

Only you wants to be wife, only you wants to be madame only you wants gucci, only you wants this and that..

I mean is it bad for you to share small t0t0 with ur man ehn? Asin if it enters small just small is it bad? What is t0t0 it's not a big deal and it's cheap haba

Mosquito with bite every selfish lady this night.. Just look at this one upstairs mz bajaj ko mz agejed ni if you like don't let your sister share ur house with you, your house help will and if not iya sawdick will share that scrotum with you

Politics / Re: Dogara Laments Over Difficulties In Accessing Loans, Makes A Clarion Call by rayblings(m): 8:44pm On Mar 12, 2018
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If loans were easily accessible in igeria sarrki would not be a zombie.

There's hunger in the land, sarrki I don't mind joining your team of zombies if it will put food on my table.

But sarrki why are you with apc today and the next day against them? Are you nepa? Well add my name to the payroll so I can zombify with you guys BUT BUHARI WILL BE BACK IN DUARA IN 2019

Family / Re: African Mom Brain Resetting Mechanism by rayblings(m): 8:42pm On Mar 12, 2018
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Mine was turning stick for eba

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Politics / Re: President Buhari To Visit Benue Today by rayblings(m): 10:14am On Mar 12, 2018
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pResident of the federal rePubic of zombies

Family / Re: Woman Begs Her Estranged Husband To Come And Collect His Bride Price. Photos by rayblings(m): 10:50pm On Mar 11, 2018
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What's the fuse.

Be waiting to return his bride price MUMU

As if he returned the sex you gave him

Be there deceiving yourself with bride price and don't move on. How will bride price stymie you from marrying someone else?

Be waiting for these kids to grow before you borrow sense

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija 2018: Miracle Is My Priority – Nina by rayblings(m): 10:38pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Misplaced priorities

Nina your fish brain will kill you.. You left your yahoo bf for pilot abi #ripperalart you shall rip what you sow

I'm working on a new technology whereby people will disappear to wherever they want to go to sha when it's ready pilots will be trash

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Phones / Re: Man's Phone Burnt After Answering Call While Charging It (Photos) by rayblings(m): 10:25pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Bang DE DE deng!!!

Is that all you want to tell us? No right?

Oya go ahead and market your infinish for sale...

Infinish and alaji Techno never Born na Samsung wan burn, who burn this Maga sef

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Car Talk / Re: Brazilian Cyclists In Unclad Protest Against Reckless Driving(Photos) by rayblings(m): 9:58pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Bang DE DE deng!!!

I want to leave shit hole

This is what I call country up there

The only time I see free boobs is when iya kamoru unclads herself to get in a fracas because of torn 100 Naira change

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Car Talk / Re: Saudi Style, Photos Shows Arab Men Driving Their Suvs On Just Two Wheels. by rayblings(m): 9:48pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Bang DE DE deng!!!

I'm not surprised, their juju is updated with the latest OS

Naija juju Don cast ask Evans and iya sawdiick

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s External Reserves Climb To $46 Billion by rayblings(m): 9:23pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Woman Arrested For Using Hot Pressing Iron, Hot Water On Maid by rayblings(m): 9:15pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Madame looks like a stolen derica of rice

But why arrest her, the should rather arrest the girl and parents for selling their daughter to her slave masters and the girl for accepting to be a slave

Politics / Re: Sahara Reporters Owner Starts His Presidential Campaign,hosts Nigerians In Us(pi by rayblings(m): 9:06pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Who's he? What's Sahara reporters?

Is he a shatta wale? Is he from Sahara desert?

Does he watch to much Harry Potter? Or is he a taofeek in abalata market?

Did he transfer the tiger parting from his face to his head?

Business / Re: Alcohol Consumers, Smokers To Pay More As Federal Govt Raises Excise Duty by rayblings(m): 8:49pm On Mar 11, 2018
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This country is something else..

We would soon start paying for the air we breathe if we Don't kick out this clueless government.

Well it serves all the zombies and ex -zombies right, you paupers will soon only afford to smoke firewood smoke

How can a woman be minister of fiance? Women don't know the value of money and things. Biko/ejo even Eve didn't know the value of the Apple that's why we are paying the price in Nigeria as Nigerians

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Crime / Re: **** by rayblings(m): 12:14am On Mar 06, 2018
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Fraud fraud fraud

D34lw4p:
Imagine, I don't even know them and they said it is compulsory for me to attend their seminar.

Hey my guy so you are here on Nairaland.. Catch you on the other side NCT.com
Business / Re: What Is Chatbot And Why Every Business Need It In 2018 by rayblings(m): 12:05am On Mar 06, 2018
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Politics / Re: SMART Governor : New Face Of Old Lagos Asaba Road Agbor Done By Okowa by rayblings(m): 11:45pm On Mar 05, 2018
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Nonsense, I love rough and dilapidated roads

How will lalasticlala, nwamaikpe and me tap current from balikisu on a smooth tarred road

Car Talk / Re: Rolls Royce Reveals 3 Bespoke Phantoms (photos) by rayblings(m): 11:10pm On Mar 05, 2018
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I love this car but Ive 10 naira in my akant now

so pls cut 10 naira own for me first and by 2019 when i

have your balance you will bring the remaining part

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Food / Re: Thailand Plans To Establish Rice Mills In Nigeria by rayblings(m): 10:51pm On Mar 05, 2018
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Food / Re: Thailand Plans To Establish Rice Mills In Nigeria by rayblings(m): 10:50pm On Mar 05, 2018
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This should be disallowed. We do not need Thailand's rice mill investment in Nigeria because we are capable enough to establish rice mills.

We need cow plants

Lalasticlala
Celebrities / Re: Actor "Odunlade Adekola" Dresses Like A Lady For A New Movie (photo) by rayblings(m): 10:41pm On Mar 05, 2018
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sHe is a woMan

Business / Re: ANALYZES ON HOW TO DO IMPORTATION BUSINESS EFFECTIVELY IN NIGERIA by rayblings(m): 4:03pm On Mar 05, 2018
Cryptrader can one be defrauded by scammers on 1688 or its safe and every seller is genuine?
Business / Re: ANALYZES ON HOW TO DO IMPORTATION BUSINESS EFFECTIVELY IN NIGERIA by rayblings(m): 12:21pm On Mar 05, 2018
Cryptrader thank you so much. I am following 101% God

bless you.
Celebrities / Re: MTO Claims Rick Ross Was Exhausted, He Spent The Night With Two Strippers by rayblings(m): 1:34pm On Mar 04, 2018
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He selfishly had the night alone with two strippers, with

his 2years old sized divk? He deserves death sentence

by lalasticlala snake

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 4th March 2018 by rayblings(m): 12:00pm On Mar 04, 2018
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Man C 64 - 0.0419 Chelsea

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Health / Re: 5 Natural Ways To Treat Premature Ejaculation by rayblings(m): 11:06am On Mar 03, 2018
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take 2 tablets of Lione and wait for one hour...oh charlie to go back cum to come aswear
Business / Re: I Want A Genuine Business I Can Start With 500k. by rayblings(m): 10:25am On Mar 02, 2018
Everest1989:

It is very difficult for a real business man to tell you how much he makes... no matter how close you may be with him/her...

Like i said He's uneducated besides I asked with wisdom. He has two restaurants now. The second restaurant is bigger than the first one so Hes making extra cash now

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Business / Re: I Want A Genuine Business I Can Start With 500k. by rayblings(m): 1:51am On Mar 02, 2018
DEGABA:
I need you guys honest suggestion on a business that i can start with 500k and be making average monthly profit of 150k and above.
My daily work is sapping a lot of energy from me and the pay is not sustaining me and my family,my savings is depleting fast from initial 1.5m to slightly above 500k within 3yrs. I work like an elephant and eat like an ant,taking care of my basic needs and family is now a difficult task for me and spouse not yet working yet.
I came here to seek advice from honest people here on a business that i will start bcus am planning quiting once the business start moving well.
NB.. Am not interested in bit com and coins business,i want to build a sustainable business that will keep growing year by year.
please offer your suggestion and save a life.

Hello there, I'll advise you to open a restaurant and earn daily.. You don't even need up to 500k.. I envy one uneducated calabar guy in my area, one day I asked him how much he makes daily and he told me 40k-80k sometimes even more... But bro if you can open a Nigerian restaurant in Ghana chiaaa you will smile to the bank like banky.. This is not hear say I am sure about it

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