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Romance / Re: Rate My New Hair Cut - Going On A Date In A Minute (photos by rayblings(m): 5:31pm On Jan 14, 2018
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Nice 20 Naira haircut.

You sure look like a Fulani heads man

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Business / Re: What's The Cost Of Setting Up A Petrol Filling Station In Nigeria? by rayblings(m): 10:22am On Jan 14, 2018
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I'd like to know too.

I'd advice him to wait till 2019 because I doubt if any business investment will flourish before then. My 2 cents

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Religion / Re: Amazon CEO, Bezos Is Now The Richest Man On Earth, He Doesn't Pay Tithe - Freeze by rayblings(m): 10:14am On Jan 14, 2018
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Dassy freeze or sub zero freeze

All I can say is your daddy is a mummy and your mummy is a toilet

You will finally run mad

Oya go and swim mad man

Politics / Re: [chronicle] China Storms Nigeria by rayblings(m): 9:57am On Jan 14, 2018
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These people only come to steal from us to develop their country. With all the Chinese in Nigeria why are we still backward?.

We are only after oil, and they (Asians) come to illegally mine our gold, diamond and other rich natural resources we have. The most painful part is we give them handshakes and thumbs up and congratulate them for stealing from us.

Celebrities / Re: Girl Cries Bitterly And Beg Don Jazzy To Marry Her by rayblings(m): 2:38am On Jan 14, 2018
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Reporting live from Don Jazzy's mansion.

Don Jazzy cries bitterly and begs God never to let him come across any ugly olosho with lipton teabag chest let alone marry one

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Properties / Re: Please Avoid This Land Investment Mistake by rayblings(m): 2:35am On Jan 14, 2018
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Hmmmm this is an eye opener.

Well the school should either pay for the land or remove their facility on it and take it elsewhere. Simple.

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Business / Re: “Ronaldo Features In Advert For Lagos Restaurant". Photo by rayblings(m): 2:25am On Jan 14, 2018
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You open thread still take ftc

Masquerade will flog you in the dream
9PBLIVE:
I pity this people

Agriculture / Re: Commonly Confused Names Of Lookalike Animals ( Photo ) by rayblings(m): 2:14am On Jan 14, 2018
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Educative and informative

But how will this put food on my table at sunset?.

If I get you I'd flog your ass like I'd flog that teacher that taught me short hand in business studies

Celebrities / Re: Elizabeth Banu Weds Cyril Stober. Traditional Wedding Photo by rayblings(m): 8:38pm On Jan 13, 2018
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Politics / Re: Amaechi: If We Lose In 2019, We’ll Go Home And Rest by rayblings(m): 8:33pm On Jan 13, 2018
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I like how he dey open shocked

Romance / Re: I Used My School Fees To Play Merrybet. Now A Dropout by rayblings(m): 8:26pm On Jan 13, 2018
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Mumu!.

I didn't eat ur buns.

Which Nigerian mother will give her child money for school fees to pay by themselves...

Oya go and play with your foolishness

TV/Movies / Re: Funke Akindele's Name Removed From Avengers: Infinity War Cast by rayblings(m): 8:17pm On Jan 13, 2018
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She has been sacked!. I can imagine how she poorly played the role , such movie roles are not for her type. Plsss

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Religion / Re: Chinese Authorities Blow Up Christian Megachurch With Dynamite (pics) by rayblings(m): 8:11pm On Jan 13, 2018
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My prophesy


China is set for destruction!

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Education / Re: What Was Your Nickname In Secondary School? by rayblings(m): 8:04pm On Jan 13, 2018
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Butashagabumlekeperiodicalpap

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Celebrities / Re: Traditional Wedding: Omawumi And Tosin Yusuf's First & Second Outfits by rayblings(m): 7:10pm On Jan 13, 2018
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Warrior (warri) boys, fear them o..

Never engage in physical combat with them o...

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Celebrities / Re: Omawumi And Her Daughter, Kamillah At Her Traditional Wedding In Warri (Photo) by rayblings(m): 6:58pm On Jan 13, 2018
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If you ask me na who ago ask.

But lemme ask you, which of them Is the mother?

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Crime / Re: Soldier To Asiyami Gold: I Will Order My Boys To Damage You, Nothing Will Happen by rayblings(m): 1:52pm On Jan 11, 2018
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Sometimes in 2016, I witnessed where 3 soldiers were severely brutalized by "ONE" bouncer in a club

Na dat day I know the meaning of power pass power..

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Health / Re: Degema Zonal Hospital, Rivers State Built By Wike (Photos) by rayblings(m): 1:45pm On Jan 11, 2018
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I'm waiting for stupid Amechi's comment

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Romance / Re: MY SMART Choice......a Good Story For Everyone by rayblings(m): 12:51pm On Jan 11, 2018
Seedgreen, wow, pls share your story till the very last naw, it's fascinating... Pls I can't stop half way...
Webmasters / Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by rayblings(m): 11:15pm On Jan 10, 2018
Opekebaiby:
so wen writing d HTML ,d closing and d opening tag must b there
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Business / Re: 4 Totally Simple Ways To Get Out Of Debt by rayblings(m): 2:05pm On Jan 08, 2018
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I did business with a guy in South Africa, sent him about a million Naira and he failed to deliver and now I owe people who committed money to the business, so you are saying with this info I can pay my debts? Nigga no, this doesn't work in Nigeria.

Kindly take your advice to Lybia.

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Politics / Re: Blogger Daniel Elombah Handcuffed By Police (Photos) by rayblings(m): 8:25pm On Jan 02, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: The Wedding Party 2 Makes 312 Million Naira In 18 Days From Cinemas. by rayblings(m): 8:05pm On Jan 02, 2018
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Wow just 312 million!!!

I am on my way to the cinema

*few minutes later* " storms the cinema in style! cool

Ticket girl: welcome sir, which movie do you want to watch

Me: of course wedding party 2, how much is the ticket

Ticket girl: 2000 naira sir with pop corn and 1 bottle of coke

Me: good good good, bring 3 tickets, add 2 more you don bring am

Ticket girl: wow yes Oga, you are a special customer

Me: good good good. Oyaaaaaa!! Cut 10 naira own
Celebrities / Re: Not Again!!! Another Cross-dresser Trending On Instagram [must See] by rayblings(m): 7:58pm On Jan 02, 2018
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If women are allowed to wear trouser why can't men were gown, shirt, blouse, bra...

But this one looks like... erm .. erm.. MUMU

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Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari’s Condition Is Now Stable - Guild Of Medical Directors by rayblings(m): 7:56pm On Jan 02, 2018
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thanksGod in 2018?

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Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari’s Condition Is Now Stable - Guild Of Medical Directors by rayblings(m): 7:52pm On Jan 02, 2018
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OK

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Religion / Re: You Would Be Voted Out In 2019 If …, Mbaka Tells Buhari by rayblings(m): 7:24pm On Jan 02, 2018
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If or Eve

We shall not vote Buhari Moham"mad"!
Foreign Affairs / Re: How Donald Trump's Tweet Is Escalating Anti-govt. Protest In Iran by rayblings(m): 1:08am On Dec 31, 2017
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Up Trump up Trump up Trump

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Business / Re: How Do I Withdraw Or Transfer Money Without My Atm But Am With The Card Details by rayblings(m): 1:00am On Dec 31, 2017
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QuinSecrets:

Really? You don't have the atm card, but you have the 16 digit code, Security, expiry copied out?

Wonderful cheesy

I wished I know, just quickteller allows you to use card details, but including phone number.

You're smart. I'll put a *s*ing on it and *n*arry you if you are *t*ingle.

smartkev:
nope bro.....Just ran out of cash now.........Am in a club
Now ode, how will you go to club without ATM?. Oya tell another lie and open your smelly stinking lying ass

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Education / Re: Studying In Ghana,advice Needed. by rayblings(m): 1:47pm On Dec 30, 2017
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Its very easy to gain admission in Ghana, with good 0'level result you are good to go

Their university tuition fees are very expensive and education there's not as quality as ours

Their food is another problem, yuck.
Politics / Re: BREAKING Weah Election: Kanu, Okocha & Oliseh Mull Presidential Ambition In 2019 by rayblings(m): 1:28pm On Dec 30, 2017
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