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tsmat:
THERE WAS A COUNTRY

There still exist the country

Barca 3 - 1 Mancity

Some people on that interview haff joined Bad Gang and haff spoil to the core....

The 69 position and the leave mata for Mathias guy are Dope...

Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I?

OP, abeg you, complete this statement. Ayam more interested in this very one than the rest. Biko

Back then in Aduwawa, we rock Boris tire for coal tar, comma see us overtaken motorcycles for road. We really spoil those road then.
Lord forgive us for we know not what we were doing then...

smithsydny:
For ETISALAT 1.5GB@850, 3.5gb@1650, 5gb@1800, 10GB@2500, 15GB@3200, 30GB@4k, 45GB@5k, etc valid for 1 Month

For MTN 1GB@550, 2GB@1050, 3GB@1550, 5gb@2550 & so on with 3 MONTHS validity.

For GLO 3.2GB@850, 7.5GB@1750, 10GB@2200 (Check able and Sharable) Valid for 1 Month

For AIRTEL 1.5GB@850, 3.5GB@1650, 5GB@2100, etc Valid for 1


Our whatsapp group guy..

Drop your whatsapp number.

Somewhere in my neighbourhood

... Some would start doing fake affidavits and changing their state of Indigeneship to 'Lasgidi', instead of .........

What is her duty?
She is paid for doing that
She is fed from the highest pot too
She is not complaining either.
And those (EP) Enemies of Progress will be like;

The OP is morally, privately and womanly right.

Lalasticlala is the calmest dude I've ever seen from Nairaland

Please since you're communicating to a larger audience, I would advice you to use simple English next time. This was the reason Anna rejected Smith proposal because Anna couldn't understand Smith Gramatical inuendos.

NOW
The girl have a Low self esteem for telling you her secret (some of them fall in love easily mostly when you're so carring though). I just hope you'll continue relating and be close to her just like the onset.

drnairalov:
wait ...he has a daughter?

No, he only has Daughters for the time being...

Freedom of speech is allowed.
Surulere for his critics...

Must PMB always put sand for him enemies garri?
Where is Durella, "King of the Zanga?"

Okokobioko.
OP dey Spoil and Repair show at the same time.
Nice and insightful write up, well written!

The Man's money is Our money, while the woman's money is My money...

He'll get tired of it before 2016 runs out because kissing the same person over and over again is boring. Though, he's an end-time boss. But confirm the Salary structure of his female staff before you point fingers...

In Funke's voice:
I celibracion with you o ore mi. Since you remaries, you're just promocion from one pracies to another.
Anyway, I celibracion with you on your awading. The God that dids it for you will do us own forus.

This is what happens when;
1. You drink and drive
2. When you're too excited to goan take another man's properties.
3. When your victim(s) is/are children of Orunmila, Awo or Amadioha.
RIP to the dead.

Shobizz:
Ever since N-Power Assessment Started I have been having LOG In issue (Unable to login)
below are simple steps you can access you account without street.

Note: For those who register for N-Power Only

Step 1 Visit N-power official website www.npower.gov.ng

Step 2 Click Login to assessment portal

Step 3 Input your phone number and your surname

Note: Try using any of your names registered not compulsorily your surname.
My last name was accepted as my password

Step 4 Read and follow instructions as directed from the website

Luckily for me I have not been following the assessment date and today happen to be last day of submission for me
Good luck

Please can you teach me how you to took a snap shot with your Laptop?

"...God, this was my Prayer point at 2014 and 2015 Shiloh, let your will be done quick. Am losing patient. Forgive me my sins and Pick my call."

I don't blame those Telecom companies to some extent, my Maximum blame goes to those that are suppose to monitor and regulate their activities for optimum performance, quality services and a Level playing ground amongst these companies and their subscribers.
NCC should focus more in regulating the Telecom/Communication sector with professionalism and quality driven mentality and charge these companies to render quality services rather than quantity.
.
• How can MTN just stop Xtracool and other services etc, without Months of notice.
• How can Airtel increase One of their Night browsing, stop some generous services, charge 10 when your Transfer Airtime to Airtel numbers etc without informing the public.
• Why on earth should GLO be dishing out Voluminuous Data without improving their network for quality service(s).
• For Etisalat, their selfishness is just out of this world, they never Change.
These are few amongst MANY high grade Incompetences NCC should look into and get things right to some appreciable extent.
It is not enough for them to do their Best, they should do what is Required.

Congratulations! NPFL price money is 40Million to it's winners this season.

Since Leceister won the English Premiership Title, it now dawn on me again that "anything is possible" too, politically and in other aspect of life.
Ondo State Gubernatorial Election is another surprise that would shock peoples mind cot-cee of the desires of the voters. And if anyone still thinks there will be Rigging or Not, you're right because you may be judging base on your assumptions and imagination, that's why you're a human BUT, I would beg you to let Jehovah be the latter Judge, because your words here won't change anything, it would simply be a rootless lamentation!

They always have a way of painting our nation black when we are already Black.
None of these country can have a glimpse of what we have and still going through and come out alive successfully.
#I love Nigeria

You do not need soothsayers to tell you again that No. 1, 2, 3, 4 and 7 are the best to turn any female on, irrespective of her tribe, religion, believe, level of education and Local Government Area.
The guy above me deserves 5GB of data from any network of his choice.

kenzysmith:
olamide is a disgrace to fatherhood spit on the floor

Where is your proof?

Please I need an offline Application that I can be using to Convert different document files to PDF on my PC, Please I need a suggestion from Nairalanders.
Thank you.