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[quote author=gbade. x link=topic=55149.msg1148334#msg1148334 date=1180269681]@ darkman :

thanks for the suggestion, will definitely re-modify my storyline and align it with your suggestions.

@ the poster above me:

Pandora was a flop -so i was to learn from an insider- and their comics didn't go past the first edition. I once subscribed online for their comics. Till date, i haven't gotten sh*t. Their characters are terrific though.[/quote]Why do such great ideas flop like that? it would have been great!

First too easy going, then a lover of an ugly ass dog, then a monkey, your vocabulary of insults to me keeps getting bigger and bigger. . . anyway i DO like you, but not like boyfriend and girlfriend ( imagine us being together ) your a *ahem* great friend? (i think) and behind the vulgar attitude, sarcasms and intolerance for people of the Chinese race, is a loving, caring girl.

Man that is a wicked idea, but the name is kind of *ahem*.

Lol, can't believe he doesn't have a girlfriend. . .

Sounds niice.

Happy birthday man.

No man! don't kill this section.

Wow, i use to love Captain Afrika, but all he does is solve personal disputes and stuff, how many times has he beat up a lousy politician? The writer of that comic is good though.

Lol, lesbian school.

Seun:
Hehehe. banning is not the answer to what he did. he should have been arrested and sent to jail for some weeks.

What did he do?

[quote author=gbade. x link=topic=55149.msg1141987#msg1141987 date=1180045740]Did someone mention a Nigerian Superhero? Good Lawdamighty, where has gbade been?! ok, ok calm down, *calms down*. I got a handful of 'em, take your pick:

#Baba Ijebu - powers, super pool shooter, controls the monetary flow in town like a bad mutha
his arch-villain would be Agbero a.k.a Shandi Collector

#Super Banti - powers: after eating 2 plates of ewa goin at Iya Lasisi's canteen, Banti gains surprising foul breath, incredible ability to mess at given intervals, and the whole shizzle
his one weakness: his girlfriend sikirat

# Kaptain Bains - he is beans personified. As human, dude is a politician, runs his own party (BDP- Beans Democratic Party, slogan : One Nigeria, Plenty Beans ). His alter ego's KB
Accessories - he's got beans-a-rangs, u know like Batarangs
- he's also got bag. . .err sorry, pant of tricks with a diaper to add to that!
- a casual glance to his anus would reveal the mess emanating serves as a propellant when flying [/quote]That's kind of weird i don't know.

Omo Eko:
is that what you think
really seeing your reaction about that your uglyass dog on the other thread hummm i think i know the type of person you are. _{and i have been studying u for quite a while now} .

So you have your little psychological profile of me huh? I'd like to know what you think about my personality. . .

acidrop:
hahahahahah, omoeko, even if u don't like d guy, can't u c that he likes u,

so give him a chance 2 c what he is capable of oooooooooooo

and Ray, that thing u capable of, u better be capable, don't let me down

Number one, i DON'T like Omo-Eko like 'that', and two, i can NEVER let pretty girls like you down

Omo Eko:
Abeg stop it i can't even stand that small pikin

How 'small' do you think i am? you don't even know me, you have no idea of what I'm capable of. . .

acidrop:
lol, y d yay? u been wanting 2 turn 19 or what? i tot 18 was the hotcake

19 of anything is always better than 18 i guess.

iice:
He'll shoot out eba/poundo/akamu from some contraptions he has on - that is to stone the crook to unconsciousness, or get them slimed

If it's a woman she'll be called mama put.

Come on, she even hates my choice of dogs, how can i like someone like that?

Lol, are you THAT desperate?

I could sell merchandises etc themed baseball caps, shirts, mugs, have premium, bronze and silver packages where people pay to get exclusive download links to read comics, maybe in pdf formats, have people promote their goods on my website etc. If i segment the market effectively, i think people may even get addicted to the comics, it's all about having a good storyline. Making money is secondary, i have to get a good product first to kind of hook on the peoples wants, reeling them in, then make money. . .just like Rapidshare, first it was free people loved to use them now they're making legions of cash why? because they have a bloody good service.

Vitastraka:
If this is true, she derserved it

True word! she must think she's Britney Spears or something. . .

Don't mind me, I'm just teasing.

acidrop:
happy birthday Ray, hw old are u?

Thanks, I'm 19, yay.

Try wanking or hiring a prostitute junior. .

Omo Eko:
_{goodnight and leave me alone}

I'll never leave you alone.

ikamefa:
A typical Nigerian hero is a farmer ( i mean a village farmer) called Baba

his alter ego's name is Kojak a green colored bulky individual who can Dis - appear and appear
where he is needed

his weakness= yams kojak can't see or smell Roasted yams he goes beserk

what does he fight against= Corruption in any form( stealing money, bribery etc)

oh! did i mention he carries a big club with him where ever he goes? and hes got x-ray visions?

^{raymand how a i doing?}

_{happy birthday by the way}

That was nice, but roasted yams? lol. . . . and thanks for the birthday wishes, that was lovely

acidrop:
nigerian superhero would be a female, because we have given the male chance and they have screwed up big time, now itz our turn, lol, and she going to be called, naiherolady, as in naija, hero lady, lol

fight against crime, criminals and guyss who want nothing but sex, sex sex, and pressure their girlfriends for it,


and her trademark will be hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, havent tot bout that one, ermmmmm. . . . . . . will get back 2 u

Lol, that's a little bit sexist don't you think? lol, but i think naiherolady would be a great character for a comedy. . .i'm just imagining her caning sex starved teenagers who self-service over porn with a nightstick lol . real nice.

Keep it coming guys.

I was about to type that to you! scroll up to see why.

This making my life hell thing is getting retarded! you're no competition.

Now two can play that game. . .

oh, what are you going to do? cyber murder me?