₦airaland Forum

GeeCee:
ENGLISH LANGUAGE IMPROVEMENT

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have
one less letter. There will be growing public enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! More komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Ahahahahahahaha, brilliant stuff so we're back to the german again. . .LOL

Hahahaha , anyway i think Monalisa Chinda is very pretty, she has that puffed lips going for her, she's a work of art really. . .

Ish. is a better position to answer that. . .

Soooo, about that phone number i asked for?

Not on planet earth. . .

People love the lies. . .

Why can we read stuffs like these in front pages of newspapers, instead of the regular junk about who's duping who. . .

Huh?

. . .be sure to keep quick guard on your wallet when you hear someone approaching with an ibo accent. . .

This is punk'd weekend on MTV, me and my friends are having a blast taping season upon season. . .that show is bloody awesome!!

Huh? what did i miss?

Wicked stuff. . .

This is the best thing that has ever come out of NL, God bless social forums then. . .

That show dwells more on materialism than on knowledge, the questions section is too damn short!

I thought it was a documentary voiced by Morgan Freeman?

hmmm. . .

Ahahahah . . .what do you guys have against fat people?

I loved the satisfaction i got seeing life slowly leaving his eyes. . .

Meh!!

A short animation i made, i actually read the story off a children's storybook and decided to bring it to life since it had no dialogs, my debut effort using the cutout animation technique , next time i'll try my hands on a little animutation on the president . . . finished this in a 2 day self imposed dead line, YUSSS!!

http://www.eggdisk.com/files/210079_s8q76/akinsmoneyandthesugarcube.zip

988KB


Just to add that video quality suffered due to file compression. . .

Ahahahaha. . . you know i can never say no to you. . .

Whoa, Nigerians are soooooooo desperate!




*whispers to Sheryl* call me. . .

Jerry Springler?

This is exactly what the producers of the show wanted, a text book application of controversy creates cash. . .i read that the viewer ship double since after the whole racism thing, it was all engineered by the producers heck i wouldn't have known about celeb big brother if not for this. . .it's everywhere now, in other forums i even read an article on this in a Nigerian daily. . . .whatever we do there will be racism. . .