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iice:
U just had 2 say something about women. me thinks u don't like them

your entitled to your own opinions

If you continiously farted for 7 years some days and weeks, you'd have created enough toxic power to kill about 100 people.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times (I'll personally pay 10,000 naira for anyone who can prove this wrong)

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush ( mythbusters show proved this wrong, but who can trust those clowns? ) b-t-w its called 'feasial contermination' ie tiny winy particles of SH!!T

*jumps around like a raging retard* pick me pick me im hhhhhhoooooot! pick meeeee! *jumps eddie and starts to chew on his ears* pick meeeeeeee! im cute and hot! piiiiiiiicccccckkkkk meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I never ever buy nigerian films, i just rent them and if i somewhat like them i rip them to my hard drive, those films ain't worth my money!

Bloody gays! i wish God floods this stupid earth and get rid of basterds like homosexuals! They make me mard!

Turtles can breathe through their butts
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs,
but, not downstairs

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)

The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first " Marlboro Man. "

The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.

And many more!

Coca cola was originally green

Someone is just going to stroll in here and say 'goodluck' *stares at iice*

Heeeeellllllo! girls it's a joke?! your s'posed to go 'ha ha'. *shakes head*

Not ALWAYS, most times i run through the open window after 'getting down' with the slot! heeeeeeeeeeehehe!

But his is MORE pathetic, you have to agree

shawna:
he isnt any different from u

What is that s'pose to mean?

Just what is your problem with hookers iice?

Most b*tches don't have time to make such mistakes because after we guys bang them, we just pay them off hehehehehe---he!

mr biggs rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That is rubbish, how about catching your BOYfriend and HIS mom having sex. This sh*t happens most of the time in PHC.

I could love-vendor a Nigerian chick for you man.

I THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD SAY SOMETHING REAL CHEESY LIKE, "FIND THE BONE IN YOUR POT OF SOUP" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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well if you declare yourself to be my cyber girl friend, send me naked pic of yourself and live your life entirely at my will, i'd be remotely satisfied

what happened to ray ray? you now suddenly call me raymand?

wrong place!