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Congratulations y'all




I've not understood this face shield concept tho, Shey d air no dey pass from under ni?
Face mask I understand

Congratulations

NewDelhi:
Sometimes ago, a nairalander compared the sudden madness for Benz cars to the madness Nigerians had for blackberry between 2007 and 2013. He was bashed , insulted and bruised. He was right afterall, it was the Yahoo boys and street musicians that made Benz so popular. It was so bad a particular nairalander was even comparing a Benz model to the rolls Royce wriath.

There was a time Range Rover was the reigning thing, Benz took over and Toyota venza came into the limelight briefly. Now it's Lexus. Which will be next?

na agege u dey stay so I no go blame u Sha

OP u r mad, I don read this news last week and no where did I see 'yahooboy' but ur evil intention to drive traffic won't let u use ur head, idiot!!
Fake news blogger God punish u

Price?

SimpDetector:
Don't be decieved guys.

She is simply just giving him a portion of the monthly allowance that he gives her.

It's like when a child buys birthday gift for his father from his pocket money.

and so? She still try sef

Make she start to apply honey n vitamin e oil religiously she go dey aiit

Can someone explain how salt into d mix? Salt?

D outfit go well,smash

Na pool party u dey go?

Nobody dey inside d pool na

MASTERMIND04:
Breast wey don sleep. Mtchwwwww

stfu u no Sabi full boobs at all,mtcheeew

Yemi sugar Omo she's pretty

Theoutsider:
no no no... 70% so they can cut you 30% and 70% is imaginary money. You think the employees, building, electricity and computers pay them selves.

stop acting silly,if u r in biz with someone and you r promised 30% ROI on ur investment does that mean they're keeping 70% n cutting u 30%? We are talking about returns on what you put in and not the total made by the biz, they can as well make 10 times ur investment yet u r only given returns on the percentage agreed upon ur capital invested and not the total profits made by the biz, stop acting silly

PervertProphet:
Only you three Nairaland accounts: General, general111 and this one all using them to comment in a schizophrenic delusional way like a proud beneficiary of this Ponzi scheme called MBA. Who knows if you are one of the people who formed this scam to defraud gullible greedy Nigerians. This is becoming the norm every year due to the excessive poverty on ground.

Do all these your nonsensical lies and explanations of Banks holding the nonsense MBA from paying out "funds" make sense to you that is if you still have an iota of sense. As if we don't know it's all some Ponzi giving the usual forex tag(the newest trend since using crypto tag don cast small) and just basically robbing Peter to pay Paul.

are you saying conventional banks that trade forex are running Ponzi ni? Bros go and learn and stop spilling trash, don't sound like you just learnt the word Ponzi and start using it to label any business you don't understand, even top businesses experience times when they are unable to pay their shareholders/customers on time agreed that one no mean say na Ponzi kwa, Abeg shift Peter pan

boyjo:
Bros I believe you say na glitch. Abeg make una pay as you have done till now.

bros I no dey work for MBA

deflover:
WELL U HAVE A POIUNT BUT ME DEY CASH OUT NOW MY BEST IS STILL 2017 WEY I CASH OUT $24K NOW NA STEADY 1KEUROS I DEY COLLECT WEEKLY MONEY DON FINISH THIS WEEK LEKKI DEY CHOP MONEY OH BUT I DEY BRACE UP FOR NEXT YEAR WEN I GO DEY PICK 10K EUROS A MONTH OR MORE MAKE DEM DEY SEE FRAUD WE GO DEY CASH OUT
FX NA SURE MAGA AND I DON LOCK AM
SEE FIRST ALERT

lock am oooo, more wins over losses for u bro Lekki no b d faint hearted

Theoutsider:
Jesus

Because if you are getting 30% they have to be getting 70% and its just not realistic.

You are only processing on the peanut part of the brain.

Put money in money comes out with absolutely no understanding of the system.

my goodness no jonz, u r given 30% on ur ROI, that's doesn't mean they are keeping 70% man, they can as well make tons from ur investment but d deal is u r given 30% ROI on ur own investment, they already highlighted what they do with your money to trade, las las your own is do wetin ur heart n mind fit carry,banks say they do business with ur eg forex yet they can do anything that seem to bring in profits for them and give u an agreed sum of returns on ur own money kept with them gbam , simple business kwa I wonder were the talk of they keep 70% came from?

deflover:
I NO DEY LIE NA
ONLY THIS MONTH...LESS THAN 2 WEEKS I DON USE SMALL CASH..PULL OUT 1.3M

BUT DEM NO DEY WANT PERSON LIKE ME
NA CROWD DEM DEY LIKE

na small small e dey start na, I'm pretty sure mba guys also started d same with you been solo before peeps got confidence to let them handle trades for them, e b tins bro, before these peeps for here go talk say forex and crypto na fraud

deflover:
IF PEOPLE LIKE ME WEY DEY TRADE STEADY AND MAKING MONEY ASK FOR INVESTORS ....DEM GO SAY WE NO GOOD....SINCE DEM LIKE CROWD MAKE DEM FOLLOW LOOSE FUNDS
ME WEY NO DEY COLLECT CASH BUT ASK U TO OPEN ACCOUNT WHILE U PAY ME WHEN PROFIT SHOW....DEM GO SAY NA MBA FOREX DEM LIKE
OYA NA MAKE WE DEY LOOK UNA

go n sleep ur wahala too much , better be trading ur own tin b4 some pple go come for u here

MyGeneration:
If mba forex crashes it's not because they couldn't pay but panic causes by fake news which made core investors withdraw their funds thereby crashing the business

exactly my oga, panic and fake news can bring down any business even if it's Jesus christ that's the ceo kwa

afroxyz:
Lol. Speak no further. You dont know what you are saying. How much does MBA have that banks can't handle? What is the capitalization of MBA compared to even ordinary Binance, talk less of banks? So u think your money in your savings account the bank is not generating interest on it? If MBA pays its subscribers, do you know how much banks would make in transaction fees alone? You guys are really gullible.

speak no further we have seen conventional banks come and go, are you saying they couldn't handle such inflows and outflows too ,it's just MBA, there are others that peeps have spread their funds across, leave matter for Mathias, conventional banks will rather have you keep ur funds with them than you trade with it or invest elsewhere, we've seen lots of them come and go, merge and sell out, some sef are non existent only hear them in lectures of motivational speakers.
banks will rather have ur money to run thier trades and make huge margin than collect transfer fees, something they'll will still be held by the throat by cbn for remittance, so tey now banks kuku add more fees to be charged on acct owners to supplement their wahala, fear conventional banks more.

afroxyz:
Even if what you said is true (which i dont believe but for the sake of argument), then thus is fraud. You cant just change the asset class of your investment or take a unilateral investment decision without informing your clients. Or have you nor heard of full disclosure. MBA would take money for forex, a diffrent asset class with its own peculiar risks and unilaterally change to bitcoin, another asset class with its own risk without doing due diligence or informing people. No finance institution can do that without being clamped down. This alone should tell you the organization is a fraud.

tell that to other conventional banks that went ahead to either merge or sell out with their customers not given a fair hearing on whether to move their funds out, instead their funds was held and told no shaking nothing dey happen, like I said earlier, perception can either make or ruin a business regardless of authenticity.

afroxyz:
What are you saying?
People are takung money from banks to put in MBA forex. Is it not to MBA's bank account that the money would be deposited. Or does MBA have its own fiat that they issue?
Even when they are trading forex, wont they need money domicilled in accounts to buy and sell currencies. You guys should stop this trash. Not everyone is stupid.

conventional banks host MBA money for MBA to use not them using the money they host for MBA, obviously they can't trade with MBA money domiciled with them cos MBA sef dey use the money promptu, nothing for conventional bank to use play around, realise tons of profits and give customers tiny fractions at the end, they will make tiny fractions from MBA that domicile its accounts with them gbayi plus service fees from when MBA sends its customers ROI, no money to play with, huge traction to MBA and the likes is a disadvantage to conventional banking, conventional banks will have to make their interest rate more attractive to its customers abi how u think banks they make money from customers if not doing trades with their money

SirBunky85:
how can you give up to 30% profit on ROI in a month?I fear this is a disguised ponzi scheme

why can't u give up 30% kwa, why do u peeps keep making this weak argument, isn't it personal discretion to share a certain percentage on ROI, even 2% ROI dey fail too, there is no biggies about the ROI,conventional banks make tons but give a tinny fraction to its customers yet foul play isn't spotted there cos it's the norm, or do you want to say the banks don't make tons and also lose too in their trades with customers money?

MBA has been paying its customers steady and lots of them have been benefitting prior to this temporal glitch, yeah I call it temporal till we see what happens next, mind you perception equally can make or ruin a business regardless of authenticity.

TheOgaBoss:
even of u trade yourself don't u still lose money? Even expert traders still lose money, the fact is people don't realize that the forex market is a very volatile market and you can lose money, probably the company has made sense very bad trades that hit their finances.

exactly, here peeps are crying Ponzi up and down, check them well them no fit even buy dangote shares, da one too far dey can't buy lapo shares kwa

emmanuelgon:
MBA is a Ponzi scheme, and it's gone, Maxwell should be arrested

indeed but when they've been paying their peeps all this while you didn't arrest them ooo, delay now all hell should be unleashed on them, indeed, even normal business owner do experience delays and other set backs yet they don't just go ahead and call for fold up, crying foul up and down

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kenzysmith:
some one I doubt if she can boil egg , someone that can't satisfy me in bed , someone I know she we eventually cheat on me after marriage, someone that we report me to her dad if I insist on checking her phone , someone I can't trust talkless of falling in love with, some that won't respect my parents. any man wey go marry this one must be ready for this battle. if I ever marry a lady like this is for her father money and her kpekus nothing like love there

all na assumptions,
U can only know when u date her, Sha first date if u can

pyyxxaro:
How wud this rubbish stop Arsenal from being relegated

old tins r past away, there is reason y dem dey call am ex , nothing concern her with Arsenal, GGMU

Over to BMc to hail their daddy and lots of them don't believe in God oo I wonder how they will correlate this one now

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