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NeoWanZaeed:
laughing.. isn't that the same maker of chipset that you people do troll transition about

calm down the chipset transsion uses is less efficient and effective for the price tag they place of their devices, hope you get the point now?

donuchris007:
I need useful advice. My cousin (simp) and his wife to be came for a short visit. This morning the lady went for her hair do, the dishes was left un attained to.
I have to clean the mess and set breakfast. When we were eating,my cousin ask me to fellow him for her introduction.
I wanted to slap the simp out of him but I told him to give me time.
I noticed he love the girl.
What do I say to him, how do I open his eyes.
I feel like sending him away maybe to Europe but he can always find a way to reason the girl.
What can I do, help

eyaa there's nothing u can do about it, it runs in your family

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
Rest in peace



Ogbeni......my huzzle na online things.....I dey online twenty four hours in a day...if my client dey stress me na Nairaland i take dey console myself...na huzzling table i for dey smoke and drink my alcohol....I dare not get up from this chair
.the only time i dey get up from my huzzle chair na when i want go baff or bang... pussy

Tha system tho, La hot hot.

TruthHurts100:
If Messi is world cup never I wonder Wetin you do write for your Ronaldo na....

See what I'm talking about? These guys are confused people.

Oga speak English. No wonder unar goat no dey talk for advert. Olodo

shots fired!!!

dapsoneh:
no assumption, Ronald will win everything g if he goes tobliverpool

yawns, still an assumption buddy, 'if' 'if',face reality.

Archeologist, I dey use one eye look una ooo, doesn't this contradict dinasours somehow too, abi big bang theory?

TripA:
As a Man U fan finishing 3rd was great but being ahead of Chelsea was just the icing on the cake

we could win the Europa league and get enough morale going into the next season
and that boy greenwood is red hot rashford needs serious benching to get sense and

our boy lingardinho congrats

yeah, europa will be cool too

prekumohtim:
You lack analytic power . Joining Juventus is just like signing up with Bayern Munich and later declare that you helped them to win the league

yawns, the goals he scored for Juve help them win the league, true or false?

dapsoneh:
if he goes to the present Liverpool squad, he will win the premiership and champions league again

another assumption, no one knows, sorry man tey again next time, coutinho went to barca and flopped, that's fact, reality, Messi to Liverpool is assumption.

Otuamaka:
[s][b] your mama smelly disease infested toto

Haba na u guys no suppose carry mumsy enter dis talk, all na banter but don't get abusive Abeg, no vex

Ijaya123:
Can you compare the quality of the Argentine team with that of the Portuguese team?

Argentina with their arrays of stars should have more national team glories but CR7 has always risen above others to ensure victory. That is one area Messi has been found wanting.

seconded

pquaver:
If Messi is world cup never I wonder wetin you go write for your Ronaldo na.. Messi has more world cup legacy than Ronaldo hope you know.

what world cup legacy if u may ask, cos I no see am near Pele or Diego or de lima sef

bayelsaowei:
very apt analysis..

Ronaldo even was awarded another penalty yesterday which he missed..

Penalty penalty penalty all the way.. its just insane...

tell them to stop committing fouls in the box 18 na, Wailers fc.

Rossonero:
That league has the club that is currently second in position of the overall highest UCL trophy.
That league has produced more World footballer of year than ur league
That league has the highest world cup in its country in the entire europe
That league has paraded the world ever greatest players you can ever think of. From Maradona, Van Basten, Ruud Gullit, Z.Zidane,Delima Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo,Kaka, the greatest African Player ever George Weah, .....Please just too much.
That league has the best referees in the world and its association is headed also by a former italian refree known as Orange man. Am sure you were not born then. Just to mention a few for the records. IT'S ALWAYS EVERY GREAT PLAYERS DREAM TO PLAY IN THE ITALIAN SERIE A. Ronaldo had no choice but to be here right now.

damn u went hard

TruthHurts100:
Omg! Under what? How many times did Nigeria win that toy competition? Oga go an sit down abeg.

oops

Gwan2:
I feel pissed when I read people undermining Messi’s achievements with his country Argentina. Are we giving a blind eye to the Under 17 and Under 23 trophies he almost single handedly won for the Argentine team?...Achievement with senior national team is completely different with non achievement for once country at all. We always try to sooth our narratives and take away that aspect of Messi’s life.
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I’m not a Barca fan though

cos the senior team is the holy grail . Pass common entrance 10 times with distinction sef nobody gives a damn till you blaze waec with distinction .

prekumohtim:
Have it in mind that Juventus have been winning the league consistently without Ronaldo. Ronaldo only signed up to take advantage of that. Meaning, without him the league still belong to Juventus. The Madrid he left just won a league tittle after how years . However, I like Ronaldo and I really like him but let the truth be told

assumption, face reality pls,as barca has been winning la liga, as coutinho went and they've not won will you account it as his fault?

dapsoneh:
Ronaldo is a machine, he works no doubt about that but then he calculates well knowing fully well he wants to win league in every popular country b4 he retires, hence the need to go for the old lady while leaving the best club in the Europe (Madrid) at that moment. I imagine why he did not go to Napoli, Inter or Sampdoria to achieve that aim.
The Same is applicable to mercy, if he goes to either Liverpool or Man City today, he stands a chance of winning the premierleagu and even champions league.

assumption btw, till he goes to Liverpool then you can talk Sha, let's face reality

khingTony:
Subtract the penalties, then update your post

Peace

penalties count as goals, true or false?

khingTony:
Subtract the penalties, then update your post

Peace

penalties count as goals, true or false?

Rilwayne001:
Meanwhile

mad ooo

Dalil8:
Cristiano Ronaldo is a God

No one, i mean no one comes close at all. There are no comparisons.

He single handedly carried a below average Juve team to the title.

G.O.A.T

I'd like to see Pessi come to Juventus and win every title in the "farmers league" as it's being called by his toy boys.


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gbam the country doesn't matter ooo, anywhere he goes, baba dey represent

zeusdgrt:
Hate him or not.....4 different leagues,four different titles,goals and assist in 4 different teams,4 different league coaches,4 different managerial approach from wide range of different managers,country title won unlike ur midget making Barca his village so that they will build a team around him drink snipper if e pain u CR7 is the best we have even imagine different records being set at 4 different leagues.
Messi can never shine in another team if I dey lie try use Argentina as case study

shots fired!!! , use Argentina as case study gbam

joshuaidibia:
Grow up please. Immobile scored 2 penalties yesterday. Having 14 penalties in the league, the only team to have scored up to 14 penalties this season is Man Utd. Stop fooling yourself. Your dwarf is a local champion, comparing mushin Messi to VI Ronaldo is an insult.

mad oooo

snowball11:
That's why you should shut your mouth and stop making finishing 3rd as though you achieved the ultimate! Chelsea might be underwhelming, but I'm quite sure they won the premiership more recent than your red devil loosers! So strive hard next season to win the premiership and then you can come back here to make this very noise you are presently making. Kapich!

did you win the epl? Y u dey advise wetin u sef no get na

DownChelsea:
Your reign as 3rd is a record.

You stayed in 3rd for 20minutes..

increase volume make them hear for back ooooo , their wailing ended in premium Cameron pepper tears

busariabeyx24:
If you be boss you be boss... From the darkest pit of no UEFA spot we rose to the Top For a UEFA spot. GGMU

increase volume make them hear for back ooooo

GGMU!!!!!

Lingardinho!!!!

So nobody really get time for arsenal sef, see as d thread dey

GGMU!!! Omo we dey here kpa

Truvel:
Yes, D Babe Really Make Sense. Aside Dat, RealEzee, I Like Ur Manner Of Approach In Response 2 My Previous Comments, If It Were Some Guys, Dia Response 2 My Comments Would Av Been Abusive.

no qualms bro

Angelfrost:
1. Why do women talk in church?
Ans: They are human beings with mouths, and their creator did not prohibit them from doing so.

2. Why do Africans Get Up Everyday Bowing To Jesus And Mohammed?
Ans: Africans are not the only people 'bowing' to religious personalities. This happens everywhere in the world.

3. Why is it that the two most popular religious group also happen to be the two most violent in history?
Ans: Human Beings already have a violent nature akin to animals. Religion merely amplifies it!!!

4. Why do Africans always act inferior in all aspects of life?
Ans: Not all Africans, and certainly not only Africans. Inferiority complex is a human trait which abounds across races, ethnicity, nations, etc.

5. Can Africa stand on its own ground and live without foreign gods, goods and aids??
Ans: Africa was already standing and doing fairly well without foreign whatever. Africa and Africans still have all it takes to stand alone in prosperity today. They only have to purge themselves (violently if possible) of corruption and greed.

6. Will NEPA bring the light today?

Ans: They will, if your transformer is in order and you are not owing them.

I like u already