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Foodqueen:
Is Lady B aware?

No
Maybe after 10 years wedding anniversary, when jungle has fully matured
I’m a sharp guy and I know how this goes.

FitCorper:
Please stop with the negativity. Op found love and the best you could do is wish him well not projecting your fears on him.

I am not a learner on NL. I expected worse comment sef.

I didn’t come for relationship advice neither will I ever post pictures here including pre wedding pictures because I sabi this forum well.

soundOsonic:
So you basically settled for what is available.

Anyway you achieved your goal.
You got lady A attention 😂

Lol, bad mouth full NL. Both girls are hot and lady B is hotter

Foodqueen:
Congratulations.

Pls keep this sweet info away from ladyA, women can be funny atimes.

Sometime in the future now, u will hear " he saw me first but you ......."

I understand it needed maturity. Lady A never got to know she was the initial target. All she knows is that I’m dating her friend. It all looks reversed, all her mind is that I was only being friendly to her because I liked her friend

gidgiddy:
Thats going to be difficult as no European country ever deports its own citizen to a country with bad human rights record such as Nigeria

The best anyone can do is to give the Finnish authorities concrete evidence that Simon Ekpa has done anything wrong. But if the evidence is just tweets and re-tweets, it will fall flat on its face as Simon Ekpa will only claim he was re-tweeting pictures and information that was already in the public domain

Try this against US and see how Finland will shit their pants and send Simon Ekpa with their own budget to the hands of US

Kooldon:
So lady A will become chief brides ma te to your wife. One day you will end up shifting her pant to satisfy your curosity. Fate never carry you go where you no know before

Lol aunty, life’s not nollywood. Why will I shift the pant of my wife’s friend?

zed7:
That's fate, what will be will be. Perhaps lady A would have made life miserable for you or vise versa.

100/100. It might have led to nothing

Samantha124:
The brother is in love...

Lol

Omoawoke2:
Immediately we see this head, we know where they come from, look like aliens

Fat skull, yellow head. Lazy mtf, unambitious, scattered teeth. Zero originality. 90% of South African men suffer extreme inferiority complex

I have a feeling this is FFK’s moniker

ChuksHills:
Congratulations, Nice one.
I like your style.

Thanks man

Short story, I’ll keep it straight and simple

It all started last year November. I was actually in a situationship kind of relationship, and just finished one of those quarrels. So I was bored and was going through instagram, then I saw this ladies comment on one comedy skit. I checked out her profile and I found her so cute. Just my spec. I decided to dm and followed her.

She didn’t respond to my dm, I even commented on her picture to get her attention, still no response from her. So let me call her Lady A.

I was going through her instagram highlights and pix and saw one of her contacts always commenting on each others pictures so I concluded that must be her close friend. They shared each others pictures.

I decided to follow her friend too so I can have a means to reach out to her. So let me call her friend lady B

So I dm lady B and followed her. She responded and I was able to sustain the conversation with her. My plan was to keep talking to her and later tell her I liked her friend, lady A.


But you know something about fate, it works in mysterious way.

As I and lady B kept chatting on and on, we moved to voice call and from voice call to video calls. We spoke at length everyday. My initial plan was abandoned and I was enjoying every bit of my moment with her. She was so lively, lovely, sweet, beautiful smiles and so intelligent.

We decided to meet up… I would say seeing her in person was like the day I knew that would be my wife for sure. She was so much prettier than even online. The connection is so strong.

To summarize the long story, a lot has happened since then. I’ve proposed, she has said yes and we have done introduction.

As we are planning our wedding for November, exactly one year after, while she was beside me with those her beautiful smiles, adorable eye, my mind went back to how it all started. I reflected on how she wasn’t even my target but fate had another plan. I was looking into her eyes and she was smiling and told me to spit out what I was thinking about.

Such is the way of fate, Lady A was never mine, she only led me to my fiancée Lady B…

DaddyCoool:
What good has producing almost all the heads of state since independence done Hausa people??

Then why are you pained that Obi lost.
Move on

Jokerman:
Wow.

God's so good.

Keeping the atheists and naysayers in the mud everyday

Do you know how much these countries make every year in billions of dollars for selling this scams to you?

What a shame

Africans will never get wise

motayoayinde:
YOU CARRY THIS HUGE PLOT TO EXTERMINATE OVER 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN YOUR HEART OF STENCH AND YOU STILL THINK THERE'S SOMEONE WORSE THAN YOU ON THE PLANET?

AND I CAN IMAGINE THAT YOUR BEING A COWARD IS MAKING LIFE MORE DIFFICULT FOR YOU AS YOU CAN ONLY UNFURL YOUR "BOLD PLANS" IN THIS TINY CORNER OF NL.

STOP MESSING UP YOUR MENTAL HEALTH HARBOURING WHAT YOU DARE NOT SPEAK OF IN THE OPEN.

COWARD.

Please respect my belief. My belief is for Islam to be eradicated from the surface of the earth, Islam is evil and demonic

correctguy101:
I believe that's an edited stuff.

Just checked with my own ChatGpt and funny enough, I use the same one he uses.

My own ChatGpt rejects all requests for jokes involving religious behemoths like Prophets Jesus and Mohammed.

The author of this nonsense joke is just making a joke....

Funny thing is fear no fit gree am post a joke about the vawulent adherents of Islam. Else, dem go trace am and vawulently deal with him.

What a werey troublemaker...

Smh

Once they identify a vulnerability, they will fix it.

Try this one; make a joke about Christianity

It will give you a joke, I did and it worked

Then; make a joke about Islam

It will reject it immediately

Gandrova:
Defensive trash.
You are just scared of the Religion.
Islam has come to stay. The most complete and precise Religion.

It will never stay. We say no to terrorism

China has banned religion entirely.

Na America still dey form liberal. That’s why someone like Trump could not hide his hatred for Islam.

Islam will never rule the world because they are evil and killers.
As the world evolves, a brutal world leader will one day have the balls to bomb all Muslim countries and make Islam a crime in the world. The teaching of Islam will become a crime punishable by death

I just checked and you are right

If we leave the world to Islam, they will kill freedom and kill everyone that stand on their way.

Islam is supposed to be a crime. Nothing good about it, nothing to respect their feelings or anything. The world needs to find a way to eradicate that religion before they destroy the world. Islam is worse than pandemic, it’s evil. We need a government and world power than will have the balls to make it a crime and bomb all mosques from the surface of the earth. The Koran should be burnt and anybody caught teaching Islam should be sentenced to death

Gandrova:
Adolf Hilter, Stalin, etc I guess they were Muslims also Religion Bigot. Islam is the fastest growing Religion in the world.
Hatred for Islam would only speedy to you early grave!

Fastest growing religion because you people give birth like pests. You are like a virus multiplying.
Islam is not converting people but they use child birth to claim fastest growing. I fear a world dominated by Islam because that will be the end of freedom and peace
We know what you people are capable of doing, once you are the majority, no body can be free again. The only reason people still practice Christianity is because they are a major religion too, if not you would have banished them all and cut off their heads at the slightest chance.

But you will never rule the world, as long as Israel continue to bomb you terrorists, China has banned religion, Russia is anti religion and the western Allies hate Islam. They will bomb you all and send you to hell where you all belong

cococandy:
Women are choosing not to get married . You have it backwards

Lol, in the waiting game. A man always win.
It’s women that cry most for lack of companionship, men can play the waiting game as long as they get regular sex. And who says sex is not one of the most available things in the world

motayoayinde:
YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A SICK ISLAMOPHOBE YOU ARE?

APPRECIATE WHAT'S GOOD WHEREVER AND BY WHOEVER.

Only a fool will not be Islamophobia.
You guys terrorize the world, any region with high concentration of Muslims is a terrorist zone and place of violence

Foodqueen:
UK law be dealing with men from 1800.

It will definitely bounce back, with more of this happening, the natural law of defense will play. Men will start taking extra caution in dealing with women. Check the US for example, rate of Marriage has declined seriously over the years, lots of single women and mothers

Brandiebird:
Let’s take a minute to remember the 1000s of white women who were duped by Nigerian men who left them the minute they got their right to remain documents.

We are talking of black and black couples


I don’t feel for any white woman/man scammed in the name of marriage. They did worse to Africa, invaded our lands and stole our resources to build a better life for themselves while leaving us in ruins

TemplarLandry:
We got to stop being wasteful, these bikes should have been sold to Nigerian automobile companies like Nord and Innoson for recycling.

They will sell the crushed parts for recycling.

Sanity must return to Abuja. If Abuja is not handled properly, it was becoming something else already. A whole FCT

Drop phones but carry bombs wrapped in their chest

Who are they deceiving?

Religion of terror

hammerT:
IT IS ACTUALLY VERY EASY, WE DID IT BEFORE AND CAN DO IT AGAIN.

That era is different from now. And I don’t even trust the military taking over. It could be worse.
But trust me, it will definitely lead to chaos. Serious one for that matter

We are talking of country of over 200 million people not Gabon.

alfredo4u:
God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, pls give our military guys, wisdom to overthrow our government.


Nigeria is next.....we r tired of the exploitation from the political thieves and the western world.


That I c coming any moment....






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if u r against click share....

Nigeria politics is different.
A military coup in Nigeria is very difficult and the outcome could be very disastrous. Nigeria is so diverse, Islam and Christianity plus tribes.

Which military will take over, to install a northerner or southerner? A Muslim or Christian ?
And the people that will suffer are the ordinary citizens on the streets because it will lead to serious chaos

Mr President

We are with Gabon on this

One man ruled for four decades and his son took over and has ruled for 14 years and want to continue.

Your father ruled for 4 decades, you took over and want to rule and pass to your children

And funny enough, these small African countries are the same mocking Nigeria .
Just like Cameroon too.

Nigeria is still far ahead of this guys in everything, at least there is political stability in the country compared to a country where one person rules for decades

Suspect33:
the spokesperson is Yoruba, but we both know he represents a fulani sect. Having said that, the intimidation of minorites shouldn't be encouraged. Kwara is Yoruba land and the traditional rites of the Yoruba tribe should not be ostracized.

You're very civil. Kudos

I am not religious. But my hatred for Islam knows no bounds.
Same people that killed Deborah and nothing has happened till date.
islam should be declared a crime in a sane world.

Suspect33:
what gets me is how the yorubas talk tough, especially against other tribes who are not inclined to violence. But when it comes to the Fulanis, you lot become as quiet as a domestic cat in front of a leopard.

But the person talking tough is a Yoruba person. This is Yoruba on Yoruba. The Muslims are bullying the traditional worshippers
I see this because they are minority. They would gladly do same to Christians if Christians are minority in Nigeria.

Suspect33:
whatever helps you sleep at night

I don’t see what’s funny here. Which side are you?
On the sides of Muslims? These guys are terrorists and will not mind waging war on the entire country