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harriet412:
Will you get the Bleep outta my mention

may the Jewish master jesus forgive you. I only quoted a bible verse which I did not write.
how dare you mock the word of Yahweh

emelda86:
All this atheist if Una see anything Christian related Una go dey run come like where Kim kardashian open t*t*.....





If Una like make Una turn bible upside down bring out all the place wey Una see fault, Christians go still dey serve God

it's no one's fault, you know something abt religion, it's all about hypocrisy. And the church is the gathering of hypocrites who delights in deceiving themselves....the bible is full of shi.t and that's the bitter truth u guys will never tell yourselves. But congrats, here on NL, no one cares.



Btw, it's unbefitting for you to speak when men are speaking. 1 Corinthians 14:34 and 35


Let the women keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but let them subject themselves, just as the Law also says.
And if they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is improper for a woman to speak in church.

harriet412:
Nawa o, atheist have taken over the thread.

They keep hopping on any Christian thread to spill their rubbish. Keep ur thought to urself, no one cares to listen. Biko, go and create ur own thread ,Its not by force to comment on a Christian thread.


Op, mine is Joseph and his brothers.
The song coat of many colours comes to mind.

1 Corinthians 14:34 and 35 (NASB)
(34) Let the women keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but let them subject themselves, just as the Law also says.
(35) And if they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is improper for a woman to speak in church.

Sniper12:
The moment you come of age and realise most were fairytales. No different from oduduwa coming down from heaven. A book dat says adam and eve are our forefathers but no one knows dem in my village in ogun state. A book dat cannot tell me how adam and eve desendants gave birth to chinese, blacks or native indians. A book telling us some pple wan build tower to heaven when scientists don enta sky dem no see heaven. Chai

Muslims laugh at the story of odudua coming from heaven with a chain but believe that Mohammed rode a donkey to heaven .


The most absurd iz the Noah's flood.


People please tell me how 5000 years ago, a world flood wiped out whole humanity yet we have ancient civilisations far beyond Noah's flood with no mention of Noah.


How come your village history has no Link to Noah your only surviving ancestor of a world flood

Then Noah the jew and his children miraculously populated the whole world of billions of people including blacks, Arabs, whites.... omg I cant take this anymore

megrimor:
The story of Job

Exactly, makes super sense when Yahweh went into naijabet with Satan to see who will win....but Yahweh knows all yet went ahead to gamble with job at the expense of the lives of his children and servants.

Well Yahweh is a wise God and he knows how to reward, job got 7 brand news sons and 3 brand new daughters


those bible writers made human lives look like biscuits

vizkiz:
Samson and Delilah.

Taught me never to trust a Hoe.

https://www.nairaland.com/3508838/story-samson-delilah-insult-common



Let me tell u reasons I feel this story never happened and I really wonder what the writer was thinking of.
Samson was a man given ultimate power by Yaweh but fell in the hands of Delilah to the philistines. The story of his fall is the most absurd story ever!
Delilah tried to get the deepest secret samson ever had, the secrets of his power...and the story went like this:
1st attempt: After much pressure, Samson gave Delilah a wrong answer "If they bind me with seven green withes that were never dried, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."
And behold the very next day, Samson was bound with seven green withes..
People tell me, even the most stupidest person in the world will realise at this point he has been betrayed, but dont laugh yet as there was attempt no 2
No 2: After the 1st failed, the strongest man had no clue his most precious secret has been given away by the only woman he told but went ahead to bow to more pressure and he gave another wrong answer as "If they bind me fast with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."
Behold, the very next day, his hands were tied with the new ropes but is it not amazing that he still had no clue he was being betrayed?? Now at this point I am almost passing out of shock for this level of stupidity if it ever existed
Attempt no 3: Yes there was a 3rd attempt, believe me a 3rd attempt !!!!!
"If thou weavest the seven locks of my head with the web.
and yet it happened again.
Pls how do u guys believe this story
Even if someone is cursed with stupidity, it cant be this terrible to give a 4th chance of eventually revealing his most precious secret to som1 that has betrayed him 3 times consecutively..
Aba!!! bible stories ??
Now guys, don't laugh off your eyes yet because the part that killed it all was after the philistines cut off his hair and finally caught the most dreaded enemy of their generation.
These guys knew his source of power was his hair, but it is astonishing that a large number of stupid people did not know hairs can grow...or did not know that they would need to shave off his hairs daily but they let him alone till his hairs grew back.
The writer must be drunk, no no but christians believe this!!!!

just wait I'm coming

Leviticus 21 vs 18
No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed;

But Yahweh created them, why he come dey pursue dem.

I love Elisha the bald avenger, slayer of 42 kids.


Yahweh knows all, yet he sent his CIA agents angels to investigate Sodom and Gomorrah to see if they can find 10 good men

Yahweh knows all and he's all perfect, yet he regretted creating man after the flood. if only he had known.

Yahweh the wisest God could not think of any solution other than to kill hundred of thousands of Egyptian babies.

Yahweh the merciful God who kills at the slightest provocation

And finally for those who said African gods took human sacrifices, Yahweh was worse..

1st King 13 vs 12

By the word of the LORD he cried out against the altar: "Altar, altar! This is what the LORD says: 'A son named Josiah will be born to the house of David. On you he will sacrifice the priests of the high places who make offerings here, and human bones will be burned on you.'"

Gaia according to Greek mythology was born from Chaos, she is also known as mother earth...

[quote author=Tjazz5299 post=60071939][/quote]Do you know that the most evil gods were alla and Yahweh of the bible and Koran, they killed far more people than the any other gods

plus humans were sacrificed to Yahweh in those as well...they only packaged their gods and holy books to make them look good but even the bible still made mentioned of burning human bones on the alter of Yahweh.

PAGAN9JA:
i hope one day boko haram of the false arab dog he worships comes for his throat.

look at the audacity of this gay fellow to call the religious practices of the land he resides on as dirty. Nigeria is a slave country. this goat should be behind bars for disrepecting rhe faith of a large section of the population.

who even put hime on the throne.


i hope the murderous cult of boko haram spreads to his village which he calls a "kingdom". then he will realise. I believe the Gods will teach her a lesson.


And i hope the state protects that 800 yr old idol represenring the Orisa. it is a historic item of great significance to the land and a large temple needs to be built for it as per its status.

it is finished for Africans...

When a supposed custodian of the culture is speaking of Jewish and Arab gods while demonizing his own..
What a wasted race

The unseriouness of the comments from the people on this forum really show the lack of interest, enthusiasm and the celebrated ignorance in science related topics.

It's not funny but pitiable that an average white kid will speak smarter than these categories of people. Yet these are the same set of people that envy the space technological advancements of countries like Russia, USA, China.

Johnydon22, do you think this our generation of blacks can ever land a man on the moon, a supposed enlightened generation that uses their phones mainly for naijabet and celebrity news??

seun, pls help our future and push more educating and science related topics to fp, enough of wizkid and Tuface.

butterflylion:
You don finish?

Now go and get circumcised and free yourself of the stench and Micheline tire syndrome and live longer

But it was created by Yahweh..

seun pls ban this guy for insulting my great Yahweh as being imperfect for creating stinking things

butterflylion:
Ogbeni have you been circumcised? Leave all this your dumb talk and desire to start a nonsensical argument when we have cemented the place you want to dig up.


If you have not and are still carrying around a dirty, stinking, extra skin, go and do so.

Yahweh the perfect one created that extra skin.

Are you saying Yahweh is confused? That's blasphemy.
are you saying Yahweh made a mistake creating something dirty and stinking?
Pls be guided and don't insult the holy one sitting in the sky

ok let's all go home and pray...

butterflylion:
We don leave this location Tay Tay so make adjustments and get to where we are. Our forefathers must have had well equipped medical places and world class research centres to have known about the benefits even before science confirmed it ba?

You do not even see how silly your comment is.

Have you been circumcised?

what point are you trying to drive at...

You actually sound funny in your attempt to sound smart and logical

butterflylion:
So an Old Testament recommendation of about 3500 BC suddenly is now taken seriously due to its proven health benefits or reasons.

Well perhaps those "goat herders" who atheists claim wrote the scriptures who were not biologists or professors who never went to Harvard, Yale and the likes of them knew something Afterall

Circumcision in Africa has been an ancient practice and tradition long before they knew the foreign religion...

The world is far bigger than your bible, ignorance is what you get when you think the world revolves around your religion

Annunakis

I go burn the book and the people wey write am

Jesus is ugly

sonoflucifer,..the guy's repartee is hilarious

pastors, the greatest con men of our time.

They preach holiness and tell us the world is vanity, while they enjoy the fruits of these vanity.

Guess who shall inherit the earth? Pastors,... because while the others have abandoned their earthly vanity for the promise of heavenly treasures, these con men who have come in peace and holiness are busy investing, buying shares, sending their kids to the best of schools and enjoying the luxury of life....From whose money??

judedwriter:
Yes, he is a clown for JESUS! Its better to keep quiet than to mock spiritual matters...for your own good.

must you guys threaten someone??

Yes you must.

It is native to Africans, once upon a time the elders used religion to rule. They threaten you never to look into sacred shrines or face the wrath of the gods.
What has changed? but that could ve been better than calling the name of a dead Jew.

sonofluc1fer:
Look at this old man playing with stick

No wonder this nation is so backward. Old men playing with sticks, brooms and umbrellas. They parade their foolishness under the cover of religion, tribe and politics.

They know our people aren't discerning. Like Chinese products, all they care about is looks and shallow beauty. A people who ask no questions are a people easily led.

What an idiot. Leading other idiots.

One should think no further why Africa is so backward. The answer is here.

Lazy thinkers that don't ask questions. A nation of idiots

Yahweh protects people for a living. He is an insurer, a counsellor, comforter and giver in times of needs.

Hurray! can't you see Yaweh is so good to us.

You need not to ever worry of ANYTHING IN LIFE, all you need to do is simply subscribe to Yahweh's services and you and your loved ones will never know needs nor suffer any calamity.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS (YAHWEH & SONS ENTERPRISES

You will be guaranteed for life if only you abide by these terms and conditions:

1. COMMISSION AND FEES: This is non-negotiable, 10% to be paid monthly on monthly income. A list is sent to yaweh every month of those who have paid and those with outstanding obligations, debtors shall be disconnected immediately from the services without consideration of past payments until all dues are cleared.

2. YOU WON'T NEED ANY OF THESE ANYMORE:
a. Car insurance
b. life insurance
c.. Health insurance etc

Going for worldly insurance policies is a total display of lack of faith in "Yaweh and Sons Enterprises" and shall be considered a breach of contract.

3. APPRECIATION
This is very key to sustain the contract, you MUST show daily appreciation and shower praises to the CEO every minute and every day for every fortune encountered and miraculous events enjoyed.

4. DISCLAIMER: As against No. 4, for every bad luck encountered and calamity suffered, the devil and you are solely responsible. However, you must still shower praises to the CEO for limiting damages suffered to a considerable level.

5. MONOPOLY: complementing No.1 and 2, Please note the Yaweh & Sons Enterprises have the patent right of protection. On no condition should you ever subscribe to any other policy.
Subscribing to Yahweh's services is out of freewill, however, Yahweh shall send the devourers to devour those who are yet to be convinced about our services.

We hope you enjoy our services, Yahweh and Sons Enterprises, a sure gaurantee to living a good life.

https://www.nairaland.com/3677647/what-god-does-living-yahwehs

KingEbukasBlog:
This happened 5 years ago , why are you asking me this dumb question now ? Why are we discussing this ? Are you guys this small-minded that you have to dig out old news to maintain relevance ? This is pathetic honestly

You want to compare slapping someone to over 200 million killed , millions tortured , maimed and abused by atheists for over 100 years ? 100 years of death , pain , anguish caused by atheists is expected to be on the same level with slapping someone ?

Why does atheism make people so foolish ? Why does atheism make people think stupidly ? Why does atheism make people hate and show intolerance ? Why ?!

This topic makes a whole lot of sense and is very very relevant. You should be concerned that statistics have it that over 2 Million children are left to die in Africa because of witchcraf accusation


Save yourself from ignorance and read on latest news.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witchcraft_accusations_against_children_in_Africa

Children suffer stigmatization, death, abuse, starvation, emotional trauma due to this same atrocity committed by Oyedepo and you think it is irrelevant?
They suffer because of these stone age religious beliefs and you think it is irrelevant??

This is the least I expected from you KingEbukasblog, such insensitivity and selfishness

Mynd44 Lalasticlala Seun this should be on a fp to educate our people

KingEbukasBlog:
This happened 5 years ago while are you me this dumb question now ? Why are we discussing this ? Are you guys this small-minded that you have to dig out old news to maintain relevance ? This is pathetic honestly

You want to compare slapping someone to over 200 million killed , millions tortured , maimed and abused by atheists for over 100 years ? 100 years of death , pain , anguish caused by atheists is expected to be on the same level with slapping someone ?

Why does atheism make people so foolish ? Why does atheism make me think stupidly ? Why does atheism make hate and show intolerance ? Why ?!

using this logic, the bible stories if they ever happened was over 2000 years ago with no picture no video evidences. You wanna compare to 5 years ago ??

I guess the bible stories are thus irrelevant and should be long forgotten, never be discussed in this age again.
plus do you really want to compare deaths due to religion to athesim?? Rly? Like really?? This is laughable

KingEbukasBlog:
Have you ever wondered why there is always violence , killings , death in an atheist state ?? Have you ever seen any peaceful atheist state ?

https://www.nairaland.com/3176513/atheist-murderers-past-present-murderous

https://www.nairaland.com/2988881/atheism-terrorism-annihilation-quest-atheistic

Theists , atheists hate you and the sooner you realize that the better for you

ok, noted

But dont you think the renowned man of God be applauded for slapping a witch? what' do you think

NoWorries7:
Why would you use Oyedepo? To represent Us?

You are all the same

religious folks, you guys remember the Buhari's "my wife belong to the kitchen and other room saga"?

well what about this 1 Corinthians 14 vs 34
Women should be silent during the church meetings. It is not proper for them to speak. They should be submissive, just as the law says.

Now let's replace Buhari with Adeboye a holy man of God, and he was the one who made the other room comment. Won't you guys have celebrated him?? Be true onto thyself.

Lemme call some religious folks to decide who has done the right thing between those two above, KingEbukasblog Bennyann what do you guys think? is oyedepo justified?

Well, we are not surprised oyedepo can act that way and still be praised, if the heros of the bible could have done worse.

For example Elijah killing the prophets of Baal could be seen as heroic. Isn't it? But ladies and gentlemen, the man murdered people's fathers, brothers, friends, sons just for practicing a different religion and you celebrate him. Then you curse your leaders accusing them of islamisation agender..

2. A worldly woman with tattoos

This is Anja Ringgren, a woman with tattoos, a type of woman your religious leaders have warned u about and condemned as worldly and evil. She is with Hope, a child that was abandoned and left to die for being a wizard, a victim of religion.

Anja rescued him and gave him a chance to live again. But guess what, Anja is worldy, she has tattoos

cc hahn hopefullandlord

I'm creating this thread with an open mind using clear evidences and real life examples so you can be the judge to determine the difference between worldly people and religious people in our society.

1. pls watch the video below of the holy man of God, one of the most famous religious men of our time, Bishop Oyedepo.

In the video below, he can be seen slapping a young girl he accused of witchcraft.
The girl was completely humiliated, disgrace is an understatement then finally threatened with eternal damnation and everlasting torture in hell.

I could imagine what she would go through after this experience, the stigma can't be imagined.

But our bishop used her for his own glory as hundred of thousands of his worshippers cheered him.

Ladies and gentlemen, this did not happen in 200 AD but 21st century here in Africa.



#A religious man of God, holy holy holy.

cc
OtemAtum Felixomor ishilove

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDwRmV8uj-M