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I know some 70 years old who look older than this man.

this man is aged but fit

kernel501:
Education enlightens... Go through my previous post(s), my command of english is impeccable.

His command of English is truly impeccable

kernel501:
If he's mates are receiving live bullets, I will gladly exterminate your entire family and hang you smiling, coward.

kernel501:
If he's his mates are receiving live bullets, I will gladly exterminate my entire family and hang myself smiling, coward.

ok

Samirana360:
If u lik kill all of us, biafra must come..it's imminent....no retreat no surrender

you are here making mouth on Nairaland when your mates are receiving bullets

Oh my Chisos!!!


you guys should switch to CNN,

BREAKING NEWS!!!

NASA just reported some unusual signals never in the history of earth..It is reported that there are legions of armies coming with chariots, donkeys, arrows and bows racing in millions towards the milyway galaxy, towards our own very planet earth!!!

But NASA has advised we all remain calm as the US and Russian military is enough to obliterate the threat with just one missile

However President of Nigeria, Buhari has told the world giants not to worry about this little threat as the Nigerian Air force is strong enough to handle mere ancient soldiers coming with bows and arrows.

He was seen laughing so hard and beating his chest how he will wipe them all out in 2 seconds

The NAF has however said that the threat is too insignificant for them and the Mopol is up to task to obliterate this invasion of mere chariots, donkeys, arrows and bows from outer space..

More update to follow

GoodMuyis:
Can you guess what the bold are, in advance age?

I've been waiting for a funny response like this coining bible locusts, dragons and beasts to modern day jets and helicopters Christians never fail to disappoint.

No sir, the writer was trying his best to terrify the readers with his cave man imaginations

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cummando:
All I say is I believe in God!!! I was worse than y'all but the shit I came out of made me believe it wasn't ordinary. It was divine. I don't care if the quotes and prophecies are true or false.....all I know us I believe in God. Because he takes care if me!!!! That's all

who is your god? The killer bloodthirsty, infanticide jealous bully god of the Bible? The holy slayer of Israel?

if that's your god, I am disappointed.

If God exists, he can never be that arrogant killer of the bible nor Koran..the tribal god of Israel


once again, you are yet to address nothing in tbe post but only acting your frustrations because the fakeness of the bible prophecies are being exposed

cummando:
Please change your moniker! Cos if you don't believe in God then using that name is a slap on your ideas

How does gracious have anything to do with Yahweh

And pls address the post and leave the personality

wat do you have to say about those vague bible prophecies?

cummando:
You talk ya own I talk my own brother. No debate here. Uu have a right to your opinion. As do I. Just remember death

I will die, you self will die too....life is beautiful, don't you think so too??


Universal laws apply to all

Religious laws and beliefs obey borders

With hell with Yahweh and his hell

MrPresident1
please all I ask for is transfer of ownership of all your assets before Jesus comes with his space ship donkeys and chariots to take over earth..


Pls help a brother..
plssss

cummando:
Chai orun apaadi ree oooooooooooo.

I dont understand, will I be tortured forever in hell for airing my observations...?

Will you burn me for a day if I offend you? so why Yaweh? because humans are more righteous than yahweh the enforcer of holiness

Bible scholars will always come to announce proudly how the bible prophecies are coming to pass...

Ask them which of the prophecies, they will say prophecies of war, earth quakes and other natural disasters...

But people, these are things that have been happening even before that Jesus was said to have been born, so how is that a prophecy

Now if truly the all seeing Yaweh could see, why couldn't his prophets and Jesus prophesy this age of technological advancement. E.g. man landing on the moon, rockets going into space, electricity, iPad etc...

Rather we have

Scrolls instead of iPad
flying horses instead of jets and rockets
chariots instead of tanks
donkeys instead of Range rover and Bugatti
Arrows and bows instead of machine guns and missles.
Dragons instead of Robots

You can add to the list

the earlier you religious folks begin to realise the bible was written by cave men as a means of control for their ancient world, the better our world shall be. These writers never anticipated our modernity.

Set yourself free from religiosity.



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otemanuduno:
Okay,remain in your delusion while I keep the truth for the future people of the world. Atum has told me before that many won't believe me now, but in the future when brains would be evolved, they will believe.

But all evidences point to the facts that NOBODY ELSE CAN SATISFY THE POSITION OF BEING SATAN EXCEPT YAHWEH(SATAN) HIMSELF.

i leave you to your belief.

you've not been updating your doctofus thread

MrPresident1:
I am sighing for you and other heady people. Honestly, I am doing my best to make you people at least sober up, Just sober up, and watch for the next 48hours.

Just sober up, and watch

lmao. hilarious

ok then...just like when the people of the ancient world were mocking Noah and his ship right?

MrPresident1:
Sighs

are u beginning to doubt??

Just know you have less than 72 hours to bring Jesus to earth.


plus, you don't need to feel bad or deactivate your account if your prophesy did not come to pass, it's quite normal for people's predictions (prophecies) to fail. You won't be the first and last.

Goodluck

Something about religion, you will never ever see their gods defend themselves.
Their gods need men to propagate their religions be it Christianity or Islam

DeAvenger:
Islam also preaches peace thats why its called Islam

Islam cannot exist without Muslims..

If the terrorists are Muslims, then Islam is bad

goodheart02:
Sorry I don't mean to start an argument. But did you see any sense in what you have just written?? And how does this piece of text show you really understand whatever it is you're talking about?? You should have been more philosophic with your deductions hence to prove to all and sundry that you're in the league of Plato and Aristotle. The problem with some of us is we just dabble into what we can't comprehend just to join a bandwagon and feel relevant.

I would ve gnored but I'm tempted to let you know u haven't addressed anything here.

I'm sorry all you typed was a wasted comment

Wilgrea7:
sorry... let me rephrase... the wages of sin is death.. we're not actually punished in the sense of not receiving Christ.. we only accept our fate... which is death.. only Christ can save

so the wages of lying or eating pork (Muslim standard) or celebrating birthday (Jehovah witness) is death!!!

But only Christ can save and he will save only when you believe he came to a village in Israel 2 thousand years ago and was nailed on the cross....only when you believe this story.


Back to sin...let me ask you. What is sin??

Wilgrea7:
Yahweh's plan was perfect.. the death of Jesus wasn't what brought the wars.. Jesus preached against such.. we humans are the ones responsible.. killing each other just to prove a point.. not God's fault



firstly.. he gave himself as a sacrifice... secondly... how did you arrive at the conclusion that the majority won't be saved?



people are punished for rejecting it... not for not believing

And Yaweh did not foresee the killings? How short sighted.

He gave himself as a sacrifice, who send am...and why must a sacrifice be needed in the first place? Can't Yaweh just forgive and let peace reign?

There is a difference between rejection and not believing something.. Do u think anybody wants to be tortured? oh if truly I believe in hell and the Jesus stories, do u think I'll reject that offer??

and even if I reject Jesus, how does that warrant a punishment??

If you confess your love to a girl and she rejects you, then the next thing is to punish her



"If someone offers u a gift and u reject it, then u deserve to be punished and tortured" Wilgrea7 2017

Rilwayne001:
How can you be making mockery of what doesn't exist in your views, does it make any sense?

of course it does...most especially when you see multitudes devoting their lives to it.

Tell me, if u find me and several others believing that the Super man will come down to our street one day and fly us around the city, and we devote our whole lives to it, reading and meditating on comic books everyday. won't you find that amusing and make mockery of us??

Rilwayne001:
Since you believe it's our delusion as a theist, then what prejudice do you have to say what Yahweh ought to do according to your own perspective?

When you say: "If someone should tell uncle Yaweh dat he did not burn his son forever, why should he burn men forever" .

I mean since you believe the idea of hell to be a delusion, why then are you concerned about Yahweh burning people in hell? Definitely because you somehow believe it exists and scared of burning in it. I believe if really you don't have any believe of it, or that you see the whole hell thing as a delusion, then i suppose you have no reason to be asking the underlined question.


For example, you don't believe there's any terrorist group called boko-haram, but you are here critizing buhari for not dealing accordingly with boko-haram (that you don't believe to exist), does it make any sense

what part of me making mockery of your delusions don't u understand.

If my 7 year old nephew reads this, he will laugh hard

the bolded is a very unintelligent comparism....

Rilwayne001:
You seem scared. I thought hell doesn't exist, why are you scared of something that doesn't exist? I

I'm speaking from your point of delusion...

I believe Hiv/aids exists, so I do everything to avoid it and yes I am scared of it.

as for hell, I make a mockery of your god and his hell cause I don't believe in it

hahn:
Let's ask him

Realmindz, do you believe in hell?

lol, do u believe I have a magic wand that can turn you to a goat if you dont follow my orders...?

Wilgrea7:
i already told you... i don't have full details.. all i know is that the reward or punishment will be just



i don't understand this point.. please expatiate



we humans have a way of complicating things.. that's what caused the above.. did God tell them to start forming doctrines and starting wars? people do this to claim monopoly of truth and way.. or to conquer and rule.. obviously ignoring when Jesus preached against things like this

So Yaweh in his infinite wisdom could not come up with better options that won't result in contradicting doctrines and wars.. The all wise Yaweh should ve predicted all these.

And I asked why must someone be tortured and killed for humanity to be saved, and it's obvious that majority of the world won't even be saved.
So Jesus dying is useless.

Lastly, why must someone be punished for not believing something?

These folks are still waiting for their dead Jew to descend from the clouds....

Like a kid waiting for Santa Claus

My problem with pastors

People are working hard daily. The gullible ones come to donate part of their hard earned income and people calling themselves pastors sit doing nothing saying others are chasing vanity...

But they sit and enjoy the tithes and gifts from these men chasing vanity. it is these tithes they live on, use in looking good and raise their families and children to the best schools.

I hate pastors, nothing personal. They are the biggest scammers and hypocrites the world has ever known and shall ever know protected by religion and the very people they scam.

Wilgrea7:
this everlasting torture you're talking about... not every Christian believes in it.. even going by biblical books, i wouldn't still believe in it... so let's leave the afterlife till when we get there... cuz the afterlife is still a mystery.. all i know is that God's judgement is just and all men will either be rewarded or punished according to their deeds.. God is just



no he did not



he didn't kill Jesus to ease his anger.. Jesus was a sacrifice.. he usually told his disciples that he is laying down his life at his own accord.. he made the decision to lay down his life before coming to earth... the masoretic texts show God as angry at the time of crucifixion.. but the Septuagint shows a rather loving God in sorrow at that time.

thats why john 3;16 said “for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son..." and not “for God was so pissed with the world that he killed his son to ease his rage"... the former is true.. the latter is a lie

So what do u think is the punishment for those who do not believe Jesus?

And why must someone even be punished in the first place for not believing something? that's weird.

also, with all the supposed wisdom of Yaweh, the best method to save the world is to offer his son has sacrifice through torture and death....
And the method is not even working because majority of the world won't meet that condition.

And Yaweh couldn't predict the confusions, religious wars, hatred, divisions and several contradicting doctrines all these will cause in future. Yahweh is not that wise after all

hahn:
You forget Jehovah loves the smell of suya

lol, that guy is a psychophat...
Imagine someone that sniffs roasted meat to appease his anger

Wilgrea7:
@ OP.... your post is very long so i could not quote everything... so I'll just reply... let me start with the resurrection of Jesus.. it has been a controversy among many people... Christians inclusive.. please not that what i am about to say should be tagged as my personal opinion and should not be used to generalise the whole Christian view and i admit to not understanding it fully.. so i will explain to the best of my limited knowledge

ok

Christians point to the part in the bible that says “he was bruised for our iniquities"... he indeed was.. but he was not a kind of alter sacrifice as you may call it.. you will agree with me that its not every time you hear the word sacrifice that it has to do with someone burning something waiting for the aroma to get to God.. a sacrifice can be like a scenario where you risk your life to go into battle.. but when you come out victorious, the sacrifice was worth it.... so the question goes.... why did Jesus die??... everyone will say it was to pay for our sins... if he died to pay for our sins? then why did he wake up?
does it cancel the deal? no!

" For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of His Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by His life " (Romans 5:10).

we were reconciled to God by the death of Christ... we are saved by his resurrection... if you deserve to be shot and someone takes the bullet for you and he/she survives... does it mean he/she didn't take the bullet for you?.. the bible always refers to Jesus as the lamb that was slain for the sins of the world.. please note its the word "slain".. you find words like.. “killed"... these are verbs.. to represent something done to something... it was Jesus's death(verb) that was the payment for our Sins... not the noun.. payment for our sins isn't about him staying dead... its about the “death"... that's why you hear “he was bruised for our transgressions"... that's why you see that the death of Jesus was completely humiliating and painful.. with the crown of thorns.. the whips, spits, etc... its not about him being in a state of death that counts for our sins being payed.. its about actually dying and how the death is.. that's why lambs are "slain" not "poisoned".. its still the same death(state of death) the lamb arrives.. but its the significance of the "slain" that accounts for the sins.. that's why Jesus was not simply poisoned or just quickly stabbed to death.. the significance of the death that mattered.. that was the "death" for our sins...

i stepped in to take the bullet... i did take the bullet.. your punishment was being shot.. i
offered to take your punishment... i was shot... if i died and came back to life... it doesn't mean i didn't die at all.. the wages of sin is death(as in force) not death(as in state)... a state of death isn't the punishment for sin... it is the death itself.. the part of you dying.. losing your life... not the state you are in after you lose your life...

like i said... this is from my own understanding and should not be generalised to Christians as a whole.. this is the best i could give from my limited knowledge on the subject as i myself do not claim to understand it 100%

cc: hahn .. Ranchhoddas

Then sinners dat die should be given the same treatment and not everlasting torture.

Uncle Yaweh didn't burn his son, did he?

But why must the almighty have his son slain in the first place to ease his anger? does he not have other intelligent ways to solve the world problems other than bloodshed and torture?