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Jokes Etc / Re: A Nairaland Begging Hushpuppi For Only 2million Naira In An Epic Way by realsammie(m): 6:35pm On Jul 02, 2017
Are u sure he is a Nairalander
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija We Are Too Much by realsammie(m): 6:33pm On Jul 02, 2017
Nice one op.
Family / Re: My Elder Brother's Wife Beat My Mum (Picture) by realsammie(m): 1:28pm On Jun 28, 2017
And you are here ranting. The topic should be, ' I hospitalized my brother's wife for beating my mum

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Phones / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Try Out Unpopular Phone Brands by realsammie(m): 9:35pm On Jun 22, 2017
selflover:
I will visit wiko office in ikeja

pls do you have an idea how much this wiko cost now?
Jokes Etc / Re: See Pastor Who Claims To "Escape From Hell" by realsammie(m): 3:57pm On Jun 18, 2017
The huzzle is very real.
Celebrities / Re: Rukky Sanda's Easter Sunday Outfit by realsammie(m): 1:28pm On Apr 17, 2017
And we are suppose to fry beans abi . Is this suppose to be news

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Jokes Etc / Re: Watch Out For These Easter English Errors by realsammie(m): 7:38am On Apr 16, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
He has roasted from death, na chicken wey dem dey roast... grin grin
Romance / Re: Nairalander Guys Hear This by realsammie(m): 8:20pm On Apr 15, 2017
diablos:
I never see broke half-caste like this one before o grin poverty pursue this female Israelite from tel avi to makoko... grin see as u take d matter personal.

If u must get paid for getting laid...trust me...

grin cheesy grin grin
Technology Market / Re: Affordable Japanese Electronic Gadjet in IBADAN and Environs!!! by realsammie(m): 7:53pm On Apr 14, 2017
let me follow this thread. I will need a 32" LED or LCD TV. how much will the go
Technology Market / Re: I Am Ignorant! My Stabilizer! Only Open If You Know About Stabilizer (AVR) by realsammie(m): 7:47pm On Apr 14, 2017
ceejay80s:
How I did mine, the red wire from the power switch , I cut it and joined it with the white wire that comes from the transformer and celotape properly

Bros i have the same problem with my Stab.
It doesn't increase voltage at all. Pls is that all i have to do solve the problem?
Secondly, what happens to the other halves of the wires we cut
Fashion / Re: Lady Wears 2 Different Shoes To A Shopping Mall (Photo) by realsammie(m): 2:36pm On Apr 11, 2017
joseph1832:
I honestly was more focused on her behind. grin

My brother no be only you o. Also took me sometime to notice the shoes. Na that backside i dey focus

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Romance / Re: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by realsammie(m): 12:59am On Apr 07, 2017
lepasharon:

You must be obese. I don't mean to be rude
you must be dirty, i don't mean to be rude
Romance / Re: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by realsammie(m): 12:50am On Apr 07, 2017
Thoniameek:


Before you crucify us for here

Ask your woman or close women to you how often them dey wash their bra

My woman is not as dirty as some of you here. She cant wear her bra more than twice. In short, any day she goes out and sweat so much, i tell u she wont wear dat bra for second time. I beg dat girl na another definition of cleanliness.

You won't believe this. she has more than 15-20 pants and are bras are more than 10 and she is still complaining dat she needs more under wears .Take it or leave it.

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Romance / Re: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by realsammie(m): 9:42am On Apr 06, 2017
E be like say most girls on nairaland are dirty. can u imagine some claiming to be wearing a bra for a week before washing and they will be forming Slay outside. They are even bold to say it. what about the sweat from your armpit and underneath your breast.

Benita07 be claiming she can't wear a cloth more than once because of swaet but wear bra for a week without washing. Where is the logic

@megareal don't mind them

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Romance / Re: Sorry What Do Guys Gain From Being Handsome? by realsammie(m): 9:16am On Apr 06, 2017
What is there to gain if not pussies and lot of pussies.
Romance / Re: Guys, How Long Do You Wait To Call A Lady After Getting Her Contact? by realsammie(m): 9:13am On Apr 06, 2017
If i am very interested in the girl, i will call after 2 -3 days but if not very interested, it can take me a week or two to cal her.
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Vera Sidika Before And After She Bleached Her Skin by realsammie(m): 10:31am On Apr 05, 2017
TINALETC3:
Choi see bwest shocked, and a guy saw me last week and sed his bwest is bigger dan mine, dat am using foam 2 support my self cry cry
,

Hahahahahahahahaha, Take heart u hear. Just keep praying and it might get big. But let me ask you. Is it true that you are padding the breast?
Travel / 25 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Africa by realsammie(m): 8:34pm On Apr 04, 2017
1. Gambia has only one university.

2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only Spanish-speaking country.

3. South Africa is the most visited African country.

4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in
Africa.
5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid Footballer of all time, he received about £350,000 weekly in Russia in 2011.
6. A person from Botswana is called a
Motswana, the plural is Batswana.

7. A person from Lesotho is called a Mosotho.

8. A person from Niger is called a Nigerien. A person from Burkina Faso is called a Burkinabe.


9. Nigeria has won more football cups than England.

10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel Mugabe is the world’s most educated President with 7 degrees, two of them are Masters.

11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in
Africa.

12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s highest goal scorer in European competition.

13. Johannesburg, South Africa is the most visited city in Africa.

14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play for
Algeria, but the selector rejected him, saying they are already many players like him in the team.

15. President Jacob Zuma was once a referee
in prison.

16. President Robert Mugabe was jailed for 11 years for fighting for freedom.

17. President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest Head of State and the world’s second oldest Head of State. He was born 1924.

18. The Seychellois are the most educated Africans. Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult: 92%, Youth: 99%)
Zimbabwe is 2nd (Adult: 91.2%, Youth: 99%).

19. Rwanda is a better country for gender equality than England and USA.

20. Somalia got its first ATM on October 7,2014.

21. South Africa has the most Grammy Award winners in Africa.

22. Ethiopia has the most airports in Africa.

23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing faster than China's.

24. Eritrea’s President, Isaiah Afwerki is the least richest President in Africa.

25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest independent country.

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Fat Ps3 For Sale (40k) by realsammie(m): 12:09am On Apr 01, 2017
This recession dey make every body crase grin grin

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Romance / Re: Question Of The Day: Would You Cross This Nest Of Snakes To Save Your Girlfriend by realsammie(m): 10:58pm On Mar 30, 2017
Only Lalasticlala will try such. grin

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Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo Reacts To N1B Lawsuit By Apostle Suleman (Pics/Video) by realsammie(m): 10:43pm On Mar 29, 2017
SirWere:
This drama never end

undecided



You can't win against Religious leaders in Nigeria. The masses do not want the truth. They never have. They want illusions and happy endings.

They protect the accuser but victimize the "victim".





She's fighting a losing battle.

And how do you know that she is telling the truth. Mr Anti masses

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Jokes Etc / Re: Very Funny Conversation About Easter Celebration Btw Husband And Wife by realsammie(m): 9:16pm On Mar 28, 2017
grin grin
Business / Re: How Much Is The Price Of Rice In Your Area? by realsammie(m): 9:10pm On Mar 28, 2017
Sold #19,000 here in Zaria
Phones / Re: Dollar Fall: Will Phone Prices Go Down Now? by realsammie(m): 8:24pm On Mar 28, 2017
In Nigeria we don't obey law of gravity. What goes up stays up

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Crime / Re: Traffic Warden In Zamfara Breaks Pastor's Head At Tudun Wada, Gusau (Pics) by realsammie(m): 9:15pm On Mar 23, 2017
[quote author=mizhefeh post=54877038]iphone 6plus for sale! It has no problem, all you have to do is change the screen, repair the charging port, change front and back camera, unlock the network and buy earpiece to answer call but come with Original Charger, inbox me asap if u are interested.... thanks


I just luv nairaland grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Civil Service Recruitment List Of Shortlisted Candidates Is Out by realsammie(m): 12:33pm On Mar 17, 2017
presently on their site. Not all the states are showing

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Phones / Re: 11 Ways To Tell If Someone Is Telling You The Truth, According To Science by realsammie(m): 10:34pm On Mar 15, 2017
Young man, There's à certain minister of information in Nigeria called LAI Mohammed.. I can bet you he has all these qualities and he's still holding the Guinness book of record for the best liar in the world. Google his name
Religion / Re: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by realsammie(m): 10:18pm On Mar 15, 2017
But Jesus is Lord/God/Son of God. i believe. The imam can go fork his virgins.

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Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Village People Used Your Brain To Appease The gods by realsammie(m): 10:06pm On Mar 11, 2017
Farewell to farewell

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