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Romance / Re: Delta Lady Accidentally Takes In For Boyfriend Secretly Dating Another Woman by realwiz1(m): 1:40am On Apr 16, 2022
Damnnn niggarrrr

Get rid of the pregnancy..problem solved...case closed

Meet those nurses...they can terminate even a five months pregnancy not to talk of three months
Nigerian nurses are Terminators

And next time they should not use the word accidentally...
why this wicked, to kill a soul.repent brother repent
Family / Re: Have You Ever Been Teased By Your Mom And Sister’s by realwiz1(m): 4:27am On Apr 11, 2022

How cute! grin
Do you have only sisters (that are older than you)?
NYSC / Re: NYSC Kicks Over Feeding Allowance For Corps Members As Prisoners Get N1000 by realwiz1(m): 1:40pm On Nov 07, 2021
Where the 1000 for prisoners, wey dey chop only one beans plate a day
Sports / Re: Liverpool Keeper, Alisson Signs Six-Year Contract Extension by realwiz1(m): 11:25pm On Aug 04, 2021
Good keeper sha, but that Messi freekick eh wink

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Agriculture / Re: Strange Insects Attack Crops In Kano - Farmers Cry Out, As Food Shortage Looms by realwiz1(m): 1:01pm On Jul 16, 2021
Herds men insect grin
Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka Celebrates His 87th Birthday Today by realwiz1(m): 9:02am On Jul 13, 2021
Wow amazing


Family / Re: Have You Ever Been Teased By Your Mom And Sister’s by realwiz1(m): 2:18pm On Jul 08, 2021

How cute! grin
Do you have only sisters (that are older than you)?
yeah sort of kind of grew up around girls lol
Family / Re: Have You Ever Been Teased By Your Mom And Sister’s by realwiz1(m): 2:17pm On Jul 08, 2021
How old are you?
I’m 25 now
Family / Have You Ever Been Teased By Your Mom And Sister’s by realwiz1(m): 10:12am On Jul 07, 2021
Hey guys, I feel this has happened once in almost every Nigerian home, have you ever been teased by your mom and sister’s especially when helping them to do house chores like maybe pounding pepper for them while In the kitchen, and you get to hear them say words like; hmm pound well so that when you get married you’ll be helping your wife pound pepper shocked. For me I will then tell them to leave me alone that I would not get married, it felt so weird and creepy and they’ll all start laughing Lol guys share yours.


Crime / Re: UK Court Finds Joseph Oluwasanni Guilty Of ATM Robberies by realwiz1(m): 2:58pm On Jun 24, 2021
All these people spoiling Nigerian’s names abroad.


Phones / Re: Iphone 6 For Sale In Bori, Rivers State by realwiz1(m): 8:18pm On Jan 29, 2021
And your WhatsApp contact too?
Phones / Re: Iphone 6 For Sale In Bori, Rivers State by realwiz1(m): 8:17pm On Jan 29, 2021
Battery health and storage?
100% perfect, 16gb
Technology Market / Iphone 6 For Sale In Bori, Rivers State by realwiz1(m): 3:25pm On Jan 29, 2021
Clean iPhone 6 for sale at #25,000 call me 09132571893

Phones / Re: Get ur MTN 1gb 4just #400 and also convert your airtime to cash from us�� by realwiz1(m): 2:49pm On Jan 29, 2021
When I can get Mtn 1.5gb for 500 by just dialing *131#

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Phones / Iphone 6 For Sale In Bori, Rivers State by realwiz1(m): 2:46pm On Jan 29, 2021
Clean iPhone 6 for sale at just #25,000, hit me up if you reside in Bori. 09132571893

Phones / Re: US Google voice Phone Number For Sale by realwiz1(m): 9:11pm On Jan 25, 2021

Can u or do u know anybody that can clone a sim card?
nope not in that line of business
Phones / US Google voice Phone Number For Sale by realwiz1(m): 8:24pm On Jan 25, 2021
Us phone number for sale, price 4K call me on 09132571893
Phones / Re: . by realwiz1(m): 8:47am On Jan 25, 2021
Hi, how much is it last and what's is the phone condition?
in perfect condition, 30k last
Phones / Re: . by realwiz1(m): 8:47am On Jan 25, 2021
memory size ?
Phones / . by realwiz1(m): 8:12pm On Jan 24, 2021
Sports / Re: FIFA Cancels U17, U20 Women’s World Cup by realwiz1(m): 1:29pm On Dec 23, 2020
Football in general has really suffered because of covid-19, We pray football returns to normalcy very soon.


Celebrities / Re: "You Are My Passion", Banky W And Adesua Get Romantic On Instagram by realwiz1(m): 6:11pm On Dec 17, 2020
Don't do and start raising babies be saying passion nonsense and ingredients undecided

If you cannot give me a child why then should I go through the hurdles of getting married when I can easily get sex and more from every random girl.
Abegee undecided
shut the F**k up man


Phones / Re: Launch Of Itel S16 Series And Enjoy Better Life Slogan by realwiz1(m): 8:53pm On Dec 14, 2020
Can you afford $16?

i can afford all your expenses since from childhood
Politics / Re: INEC Declares Akeredolu Winner Of Ondo Governorship Election 2020 by realwiz1(m): 5:07pm On Oct 11, 2020
PDP is a fraud.
Multiplier effect of corruption
1. A young man works for one of the state ministries. His salary is 120K. He makes 15,000 everyday on this desk (N75k a week) engaging in corrupt practices. As a result, he spends the daily cash as he cares. Living large and far above his legitimate income.
2. He visits the local joint every evening and buys drinks for friends, and area boys. They hail him. He is married, but has two girlfriends. His "income" is enough to take care of them. The Asun seller at his favorite joint is happy, the joint owner is happy.
3. Everyone was benefiting from his "income". Friends, family, area boys, joint owner, Asun seller, girlfriends, wife and his church. Life was good.
4. Then suddenly the ministry implemented the Treasury Single Account (TSA) at the beginning of PMB administration. His extra "income" disappeared and he had to adjust to the reality of event and live within his real income. That wasn't easy.
5. Initially he reduced his daily visit to the joint to 3 days a week and stopped buying drinks for everyone. He reduced the plates of Asun. The Asun seller started to find it hard to sell a full goat each day and resorted to buying half.
6. The young man's girlfriends started to feel the heat too. No more iPhone 10. The joint owner noticed a drop in sales. The young man finally stopped visiting the joint after a month. The area boys started feeling his absence. The effect cascaded down.
7. The young man started spending more time at home with his wife and kids. The family had to readjust to the reality of the new normal. His hair stylist noticed the young man suddenly stopped tipping. He will even wait for his N200 change after haircut.
8. Things are different. Times are hard, they all cry. The young man is blaming Buhari, his wife is blaming Buhari, the area boys are blaming Buhari, the girlfriends are saying Buhari must go, the joint owner is saying Buhari killed the "economy"
9. The Asun seller is cursing Buhari, the hair stylist is insisting Buhari is too old to rule. This is the story of our nation where corruption fuels the "economy". Those who are not engaging in it are benefiting from it.
10. This tread is not about Buhari's achievement or failure, but rather about the "multiplier" effect of corruption and how we have built a system largely driven by corruption. It's about policy implication (good or bad). It's about the choices we have made.
Finally, the young man had to withdraw his kids from what he called expensive primary school his kids attend. He added:"what are they teaching them there sef " Obasanjo didn't go to a private school. I just laughed .
Why do I get this feeling that this happened to you, it’s truly deep though thanks for sharing.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Police Responds To Complains, Frank Mba To Talk With Naira Marley by realwiz1(m): 9:30am On Oct 06, 2020
Naira Marley aff turn to Naija youth leader grin amazing

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Phones / Re: Launch Of Itel S16 Series And Enjoy Better Life Slogan by realwiz1(m): 4:24am On Oct 06, 2020
Can you afford $16?

sure can bruv probably will get the phone for you cuz I doubt if you’ve ever come across a dollar.
Phones / Re: Launch Of Itel S16 Series And Enjoy Better Life Slogan by realwiz1(m): 10:30pm On Oct 05, 2020
Hope the price would be $16 also grin

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Culture / Re: Masquerade Spotted Asking A Lady For Her Phone Number (video) by realwiz1(m): 2:57pm On Sep 01, 2020
grin Konji hold masquerade, the gods must be really crazy


Health / Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by realwiz1(m): 10:35am On Aug 08, 2020
grin what we see on Front page these days is indeed baffling

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Sports / Re: N30,000 Monthly Stipend For Yekini's Mother: NFF Yet To Fulfill Promise by realwiz1(m): 10:33pm On Jun 17, 2020
This is shameful. Infact, it is beyond shameful.

How much is even ₦30,000? Will it do anything meaningful for Yekini's mother?

Yet, someone somewhere has decided to embezzle the money. ₦30,000!

People dey carry swear for their head oh. Shameless lots.


“Get a high-income skill and become a millionaire in no time.”

“Do not come out of this pandemic without a skill.”

Do these sound familiar?

Since the beginning of the pandemic, there have been several posts across social media advising folks to learn skills that could serve as a means of income.

You have probably keyed into this revelation and dedicated this season to learning whatever skill is classified as high-income.

Who doesn’t want to be a millionaire in no time? No one!

Well, now that you’re done with that training, please read these words carefully, write them down if you can, so you avoid the frustration that comes with not making money with that skill.

Last week, my friend and I were looking through job offers for logo design and branding on Upwork and we saw a job for $310

That is over 100k in naira.

This is the same logo design and branding that Uche Adesanya is offering for 7,000 and Mrs. Beatrice and others are pricing for 3,000.

We also saw the profile of a designer who charges more than that amount, for 4 hours of his service.

If in 3 months, he sells to 20 clients and then, starts teaching people logo design and terms it a high-income skill that can make you a millionaire in no time.

Would he be lying? Gracious no!

He would even have proofs and screenshots of payments he has received from his clients.

You see, having a skill is one thing and knowing how to earn from it is another.

In the logo design example, what do you notice? Same skill, but different pay.

What is responsible for this?

There are many factors. But, the top of them is the clients you are serving.

After you’ve learnt that skill, go to Upwork and rent a room.

You can be doing the exact same thing as the lady who gets paid $500 for a job on Upwork, but you earn 20,000 naira.

You may be the best, but you’d eat chips when you’re earning chips.

Howbeit, if you knew about Upwork before now, you’d know there are currently some restrictions on new freelancers.

You might have tried to register a hundred times and gotten rejected a hundred and two times.

But still, Upwork is approving accounts daily.

There’s a secret to getting accounts approved instantly.

There are folks who have made it their jobs to get accounts approved for others at a fee.

But, I know someone who wouldn’t just approve your account for you. He would also teach you how to get accounts approved instantly.

Here are some other things he’d teach you also,

• How to write job winning offers.
• How to get high paying clients.
• How to receive payments into your local bank account.

All these, are just a few of the things you’d learn from him.

If you don’t have a skill to offer, do not worry.

He would teach you how to write a non-plagiarized 1000 word article in less than 20 minutes.

You can offer this skill on Upwork!

Is that all?


He will also give you eBooks on freelancing worth 6,370 naira.

For all you stand to gain, this training could be priced at 5,000 naira and it would still be fair.

But he has slashed the fee to learn these to just 2,150 naira.


The first 20 people to contact him will pay 1,000 naira!

This is the last time the training will be at this fee.

It won't happen again.

When is this training commencing?

This Thursday, 25th of June, 2020.

How do you contact him?

Send a message to 070 148 999 72 on WhatsApp

If you’re not from a rich family, make sure a rich family comes from you.

Send him a message now
Bruv your passion for business is outta this world, better things await you in business bro, take that from me

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