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Who wants Abula anyway?

Saintsammurai:
I dont feel like going into one... i am an introvert, though i go out to parties with my friends but i dnt just like to be involve in any serious relationship....its just the way i feel...i talk to a lady today, she agrees to date me but i loose interest tomorrow..

You're sure you're not a gay?

psalmistkakah:
My opinion is that Dey will remain trophyless after 5. 0 thrashing conceiving 2 goals again.. Nah swear

"Conceiving"

brainpulse:
"You were inside the bus, they were shooting at you, you escaped, then they dipped you inside the dirty water to drink, thank God you didn't die."

You escaped when they were shooting and how did they come back to hold and beat you, are you daunce? And you took time to count people shot and those wounded, are you mad ni.

Soldier never flog you before sir, you won't be able to recount your experience on the camera.

This idiotic wailing pigs thought all of us are fools, you staged managed noisense video and still couldn't tell/frame your lies intelligently.

Honestly some mods should display some level of intelligence before bringing this to front page.

You are a dunce. May whatever treatment that was meted on IPOB members be meted on you and members of your family, by the same Nigerian army. Amen

kjhova:
7 pages gone but still I must add my comment.

@OP, your post is depressing. Firstly for the "gifts" you bought. How did you even ask "Kelechi" to give you pad there? "the green one oh, not the pink"!

Secondly, your written English is atrocious for someone in a higher institution of learning. You've got a load of commitment to put in to come out with good grades.

Thirdly, you are only still learning the ropes about relationship and you have forced many of us to recall our own sad days as starters in this game. Damn! You had to make me rem putting 3 crispy N50 notes in a sealed envelope to Deyanju (RIP)!

Fourth, you be calling, she be ignoring...it's not rocket science man, she gone with a bigger man. Work on being a bigger man too someday, man.

Lastly, that your academics will crash if you loose her is complete stupidity to me. And you may not realise this until later in life when your enemy is a security attendant at the firm where this same lady works as a marketing executive!

Get your shit together fella and put all your energy into "Making FutureLeader Great Again"!

You criticized the OP's English, but can't differentiate between " loose" and "lose". So much for correcting a fellow guy's grammar.

Typical brown roofer,no money in the pocket, but you wanna run a relationship.

Slimzjane:
mumu! so it is only yoruba pple dat do ritual abi.what about those igbo pple dat do use their parent for money,they will leave the village a pauper but when coming back,they come wit cars

You're a dunce

divinecode101:
You call that stunning?
Odiegwu!!

Nna, odikwa egwu

Rhoteabarca:
Yoruba's are d most accomodating, educated and peaceful ethnic group in Nigeria.
Proudly Omo Yoruba.
Omo Oodua...

"Most educated" lol. Continue deluding yourself. Igbos set the pace in education these days. You think this is 1950's?

Bimpe29:
Another interesting fact about Yoruba is their quest for modern education and, passion for justice and freedom.

"Quest for modern education" was in the past. Other regions have surpassed them. Igbos set the trail in education nowadays.

greggng:
Infact I totally agreed with u on the expressive part. Don't u ever reveal ur secret to any yoruba person cos is not safe at all. The very day u ve issue with him the whole world will know about it. Again whenever ur contribution is needed on an issue pls be wise cos the same person u re discussing with will go behind ur back to tell the other person. I schooled here, dated one of them. Mingled with them so I am talking from experience. As far as business is concern they don't mind damaging ur reputation to gain favor.

Aptly put bro. You couldn't have described them better. Their noisiness, nosiness, tendency to betray and natural insecurity irritates the hell out of me.

I moved to ibadan in 2014 after I was offered job in one of the discos. Afterwards, I began to believe that God wanted to punish me that was why he sent me there.

Finally, all yorubas act the same. Be it pastors, imams, elite or commoner

AdoraAmadi:
Nigerians celebrities, their fans and everyone in this country, have got no chill and WWTBAM host, Frank Edoho have just shown his no chill side.

Well, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire TV host, Frank Edoho, ‘jejely’ took to Twitter to air his on Manchester United star, Paul Scholes, being disrespected. His follower, @Stevolalaski, who wasn’t having any of that decided to go all in on him.

Bros/Sis, the summary of this gist be say, he got served;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/frank-edoho-guy-didnt-know-hes-got-no-chill.html

The guy has a Yoruba face

INVESTORBNAIRA:
omeruo na yoruba

Yeah, na fulani

phlamesG:
Omeruo former bright prospect, now D boy don turn big otu

He attended the same secondary school as me. He wasn't even good enough to make the school team back then

Of course! Do you know how much he earns weekly? Musicians rely on album sales and shows. And of course they have to grapple with bootleggers and people like you that would rather download their songs for free, than pay for it.

Most deaths in Nigeria are avoidable. RIP to the deceased.

Devices:
King of Kings.

Even white people are licking his balls.
Onapuru Dike egbe

Onye Igbo kibu

chronique:
Nigerians have a penchant for doing stupid things; I don't know why.

Seems you newly learnt the word "penchant". You're so in a hurry to use it lol

Oh, my darling Alma Mata. Uniport Elect/Elect, 2008 set (u2002)

It happened a few years ago. I, my mum and sister went on an outing, I wasnt so good at driving at the time, so my mum insisted on handling the wheels.
Now here is the embarrassing moment:
We had rounded up and were ready to leave. For some reason, mumsy could not navigate through the tight corner where she parked. She spent about 30mins trying to meander through, to no avail. I offered to assist and in frustration she thundered, "je nodu ana biko! Onwe nke ima?" (Pls go and sit down, what do you know?) And there were fine babes there lol. It was even more humiliating because I was already in my mid twenties.

Ojukwu is like a god to the Igbos. No form of ridicule can change that.