₦airaland Forum

toprealman:
lol....on point! What's up bro?

good to meet u sir

toprealman:
18 yrs this babe still balling without a single scandal, Twitter/IG etc "clap back"/war .....this bae is class. Engaged and got married without noise, carried her baby for 9 months.....no noise, delivered still no noise......this bae is the real deal.....18 yrs since she abandoned her basic program Maths/ computer Uniport and still waxing strong......bae much respect.

You're definitely a uniport alumnus. You caught my attention with "basic programme". I'm guessing you're u2000.

I'm U2002 anyways.

RockHard:
Atiku will get SE votes regardless of where his VP comes from so no need wasting the slot on them. SE is PDP, PDP is SE.

Very intelligent submission.

antzlaive:
u wey get shame, principle, political ethos and conscience. I raise yarsh for u.

Cretins like you come up with banal responses like these.

Musliu Obanikoro, like most politicians in Nigeria, is shameless. They have no principle, don't believe in any political ethos and ultimately have no conscience.

easzypeaszy:
Young beautiful queen...but she won't listen dt bin thuging is a deadly race...watch out fr cultist boyfrnd dey nothing bt dead trap...i wish she is alive to listen to ma best rap...hell NO dey won't Lara(let her)

You're a waste pype

Na God go punish Buhari and him generation. Thanks

AllTheWayUp:
Bye bye APC

Omisore is Obasanjo's boy both of them are sworn enemies of APC and Tinubu
APC,Tinubu and Aregbeshola have called Omisore a murderer and a killer countless number of times
Aregbeshola had introduced religion into Osun State politics, by telling voters in 2014 Osun election and 2018 Osun Election that Omisore is a Christian, that he will Christianize Osun State

SDP is under the control of Olu Falae, who is another sworn enemy of Tinubu, APC and Buhari

PDP and SDP both belong to CUPP(Coalition of United Political Party) which Saraki, Wike,Kwankwaso, Obasanjo, Fayose are one of the arrow heads of that Coalition

PDP will win Ife in the Re-Run (SDP won ife)
PDP will win Orolu in the Re-Run (PDP won Orolu LG yesterday)
APC will win Oshogbo In the Re-run (APC won Oshogbo yesterday)
PDP is already leading with over 300 votes before the rerun on Thrusday
APC has already lost Osun State before the Rerun

See the way you're talking with confidence like you're the one assigning votes to each party.

The guy resemble spiritual husband

Buhari is fighting corruption, they said.

FortifiedCity:


Rumor has it that this guy is Uncle Gay-atus.

If so, his partners will be having an erection at the sight of this pic cos he looks feminine here

I suspected.

theoldpretender:
Nope....the issue is we need at least 2 trillion naira if not more to fund the health care sector properly.

We also need to increase taxes, ESPECIALLY since oil is not as high as we need it.

It is not a defence of Bubu...it is the sad cold fact.

The truth is....you want good health care, you have to pay for it. The UK spends billions of pounds on health care...far more than Nigeria's budget for the year. And much of that cash comes from high taxes.

I won't mind if we vote out APC...but the thing is....health care is very very expensive. Workers are poorly paid. And there isn't enough cash for facilities.

Oga, it is not about funding healthcare, it's simply about attitude towards work in govt establishments. If you like spend gazillion dollars in the health sector, with lackadaisical attitude as narrated by the OP, there won't be positive result.

sammyuche:
Bllame the Government.. When you see doctors going on strike next time so that Government takes the health sector seriously support them.

Is that all you have to tell the OP?
I don't blame you at all. I blame your parents for making out in a dump site. Otherwise, your mum wouldn't have spread her herpes infested legs to pop out a worthless turd like you. *****Spits*****

maskid:
one of my best comedians.. in fact my 3rd best after Nkem owoh and IBU.. francis odega and chiwetalu agu come 4th and 5th

I agree with you. After Nkem owoh and okey bakassi, I'd have to give it to charlie

Which success does she have in the first place? Mtcheeeew

In this clime, prisons are strictly punitive enclosures, nothing more.
They are far from correctional facilities. That's why exconvicts are worse off after doing time.

damiloladuke:
A 23-year-old lady, Opeyemi Adamson, has allegedly stabbed her neighbour, Taiwo Olowookere, to death for calling her shaku-shaku.

The incident reportedly happened at their house in the Meiran area of Lagos State.

According to Punch Metro, 28-year-old Taiwo lived with the suspect’s mother-in-law, who accommodated her after she separated from her husband.

Opeyemi, who lived with her husband, stayed in the same compound with the victim.

The duo were said to have nursed animosity towards each other until Friday, August 24 when things took a tragic turn.

The deceased had reportedly complained about Opeyemi’s eight-months-old baby, saying the child’s noise disturbed her.

The suspect reportedly insulted her, which led to exchange of words.

Taiwo, who reported the incident to the police before her death, said her assailant became angry after she (Taiwo) called her shaku-shaku woman (useless person), adding that she stabbed her in the neck.

She had said:

“About three months ago, I had a problem with my husband. The woman I was staying with was her (Opeyemi) mother-in-law.

“On a particular day, my child was ill and I took him to a hospital. When I returned, I greeted her, but she refused to respond. That was when our misunderstanding started.

“Around 7am on August 24, I went to bath my child. While doing that, her child started making a noise. I called her that her child was disturbing me, but she abused me.

“She started cursing me and I called her shaku-shaku woman. She asked why I would call her such a name. She said she would show me what a shaku-shaku woman was like. She went inside and brought out a knife which she used to stab me in the neck.”

The victim reported the case at the Meiran Police Station and Opeyemi was arrested.

Taiwo was taken to a local medical centre where she was treated until her death.

Opeyemi, who spoke to our correspondent, however, blamed the victim’s husband for her death, while she also accused Taiwo of jealousy.

She said:

“Her husband always beat her up and that was why my mother-in-law assisted her. When she arrived at our house, she was always cursing me. She always said I was happy because I had a good husband, while she had no good matrimonial home and that she would deal with me.

“The knife belonged to her; I stabbed her in self defence. Her husband was buying her all sorts of things while she was in the hospital. When she died, her husband came to dump her corpse in our house and fled.”

The deceased’s husband, Sunday Olowookere, a factory worker, told our correspondent he had reconciled with his wife when the incident happened.

He said Opeyemi had problem with his wife after the latter stopped keeping money with her.

He said:

“My wife and I had a misunderstanding over her attitude. She became annoyed and left for the house of a co-trader. A SARS officer intervened and I was asked to sign an undertaking that I would never lay hands on her again, which I did.

“We both made statements at a police station and I thought it was over, but she said she was not ready to follow me home; she said she would join me later.

“My wife could be abusive, but she would never fight anyone. The woman that stabbed her is a cult member. She started having issues with my wife after my wife stopped giving her money for safekeeping.

“I was at work late at night when I was called that my wife had been stabbed. It was the following day that I got there. She was taken to a local medical centre where her injuries festered and her neck became swollen. We were asked to conduct an X-ray for her. I was taking her to a general hospital when she gave up the ghost.”

Opeyemi was arraigned before an Ebute-Meta Chief Magistrates’ Court on one count of murder.

The police prosecutor, Inspector Adedayo Oladele, who stood in for the resident prosecutor, Cousin Adams, said the offence was punishable under Section 223 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, Nigeria, 2015.

The defendant’s plea was not taken.

Oladele asked the court to remand the suspect in prison pending legal advice from the Directorate of Public Prosecutions.

The defence counsel, Fatula, asked that the case file be duplicated for legal advice.

“Ordinarily, we would have wanted to object to the remand application. But in the interest of justice, we ask that the file be sent to DPP and we could even have a lesser offence of manslaughter,” he added.

The Chief Magistrate, O.O. Olatunji, remanded Opeyemi and adjourned the case till October 3, 2018.

https://lailasnews.com/hairdresser-stabs-neighbour-to-death-for-calling-her-shaku-shaku/

Yorubas are usually very troublesome.

He'll divorce on Snapchat.

luminouz:
Why would redalert be famzing me??
I want bankalert!!!!!

So redalert ursef bro!!!!

Ok, I have noticed you. But really, what does "famzing" mean?
Is that Kenyan English?

luminouz:
N HOW DO U LOOK?
SICKLIER??

I kinda agree with Sharon. Unless of course you're Kenyan, or a sickler

2shure:
all d girld af fuckd
miss my big d.
yemi if i start wit u

You're a cow

edoman2016:
Hello nairalander,
I need advice on how to tell a friend to stop coming with his girlfriend to my apartment to have sex. This friend of mine, we went to the same university and know each other from there. He is based in Akwa Ibom and into palm oil business. When he comes to Lagos for supply to stores, he resides at his parents' house which is very close to where my apartment is.

However, when he wants to have sex with a girl in Lagos, he brings her to my apartment because he knows I am not yet married. Rather than sleeping with the girl in his parents house. I am tired of it and I don't like it but I don't know how to tell him so that it won't end our friendship. He is quite an intelligent and ambitious man.

What do you think I should do about it?

Don't be a player hater, bro.

enny4real23:
She was interesting, kind, loyal, romantic (most girls are not) intelligent, she reads a lot, and so do I, that was what attracted me to her, she was beautiful, so chesty, you could sleep off on her bosom, with an amazing derriere you could die for, she was like a mirror image of me but a bit different, we were so alike, sometimes this was a blessing, sometimes it wasn't, we even had the same name and surname, very stubborn girl we broke up because of genotype, I've dated other girls, had flings but none was as interesting or intelligent as she was, Today is her birthday

You have same name and surname?
What are the odds?!!

sisisioge:
Hmmmm...I miss the way he sends me money any time I asked. I was never broke...he spoilt me rotten. Now I can't even afford to adequately pick all my bills though I work like a camel! Whew! I miss having a bf

And tomorrow you'll start shouting "feminism"
Feminism gbakwa oku there!

malificent:
Our intelligent convos and arguments. Unfortunately he turned out to be a narcissist and an egoist.

I know a remedy for narcissism.

Iamdagreatguy:
Definitely,,you've not been to OAU before.

OAU::::Africas' most beautiful campus

Making noise: typical afonja

OrientDailyNews:
https://orientdailynews.com.ng/south-east/imo-anglican-diocese-crisis-worshippers/



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Religion has caused more harm than good in this world.

EniHolar:
She was even answering them. A sign that she knows what she did wasn't totally reasonable but defending herself.

Eniola, is that you?

awwfar:
so with all the na Igbo fine pass with yam legs and beards... Afonja still first dem get crowned...interesting!

See the way you're disgracing your generation.

FruitCakes:
wow i'm not like that

Sorry. I went a bit too far. Shouldn't have prejudized

lostluggage:
Seun Why is Blac.k Axe completely censored in this forum

Hope iz not what I am thinking
Heh

Is Black Axe censored?

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