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Nairaland General › Re: Most Embarassing Day Of Your Life??? by RedAlert08(m): 5:10am On May 12, 2022 |
placeofallure: Back in the university, My Jambite days. There was these set of guys who live nearby. They were medical students and one of them has been asking me out but I kept declining until it sank in his head that I'd never date him. I was friendly with the rest of the guys though because they were my big sister's friends before she left school, so I do go there once in a while.
Now back home in Lag, in our church during holy communion service, they pass the supposed bread and blood round, you drink immediately and return the tiny container. That's the practice.
Back to school, the university chapel that I attend is the same one that this niggar attend. It was holy communion service and the ushers were passing round the bread and blood. Behold, this dude was among the ushers and he happened to serve me, dunno whether it was by accident or design. When he brought the blood of Christ, I just took the container and downed it. I wanted to return the cup when I noticed this devilish funny expression on his face, like somebody suppressing the urge to laugh. I looked round and I saw everyone still holding their drinks. Ah! I nearly peed in my pants, I knew I had fumbled. He just quickly went away as if nothing happened.
As if that wasn't enough, I paid a visit to one of my sister's friends at the medical lodge the following week. It was a bad timing, all of them were at home. Immediately I stepped in, they all fell silent. One of them was like, "Ah baby, o jeun lo church ni last week ni?" The rest of them just burst into an uncontrollable laughter. I instantly knew the idiot must have told them.
Na by force to date someone ni? The fool was there, grinning from ear to ear. I just made a U-turn and walked quietly away. Why didn't you wanna date the guy? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got A Job Of 50k After I Lost My Last Job by RedAlert08(m): 4:45pm On Apr 20, 2022 |
verminnel: Op answer the question about how u got a remote job so others can benefit too .no need telling us u just got a remote job whereas u are being stingy with info to help others who are asking to also make a living... They've share in ur joy by congratulating u make them also have a course to be congratulated too...peace May wisdom never depart from you. |
Politics › Re: Soyinka: I Never Said "Vote For Buhari", But Only Said "Do Not Vote Jonathan" by RedAlert08(m): 4:35pm On Apr 07, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Guys, When Many Men Are After A Lady You Are Wooing by RedAlert08(m): 1:48pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
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Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Arrives UK, Kisses Her Husband After Mum's Burial (Photo) by RedAlert08(m): 2:53pm On Oct 21, 2021 |
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Celebrities › Re: Tuface & Annie Idibia Spotted At A Party Last Night: Video by RedAlert08(m): 10:29am On Oct 17, 2021 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Funke Adejumo: If You Are The Richest Among Your Friends, Leave Now by RedAlert08(m): 1:23pm On Oct 13, 2021 |
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Education › Re: Kenyan Secondary Student Dies During Fight Over A Woman by RedAlert08(m): 4:12pm On Oct 12, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: Pandora Papers: 3 Ways Peter Obi Broke The Law by RedAlert08(m): 6:00am On Oct 07, 2021 |
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Autos › Re: Car Dealers, What Is Your Worst Experience Selling Cars? by RedAlert08(m): 8:05am On Oct 06, 2021 |
DeHorus: Where are you located, Sir? I can get you buyers for a fixed percentage. I just need to snap your cars or have pictures of them WhatsApp me pls. I need to sell a Honda Pilot 2005 model. Location is ibadan. 0 8 0 3 6 9 2 8 2 6 6 |
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Phones › Re: Whatsapp, Facebook And Instagram Are Down Globally! by RedAlert08(m): 5:40pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: 2023: Northern, Southern PDP Stakeholders Dig In For Presidency by RedAlert08(m): 1:00pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Prince Kpokpogri Breakup Over Leaked Voice Notes by RedAlert08(m): 8:09am On Sep 04, 2021 |
WowSweetGuy: Prince Kpokpogri has been on the news lately for allegedly cheating on the actress and complaining about the actress’s repentant behaviour in a voice note.
However, Kpokpogri and Tonto Dikeh have remained silent on the issue even after earlier promised to address the issue, making the rounds on social media.
A curious social media user had messaged Kpokpogri soliciting with him over the crash of his relationship with Tonto Dikeh and advised him to be careful when discussing with people via phone.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTXOj0DszNN/?utm_medium=copy_link How is the man handsome? You guys must have found a new meaning for that word. |
Crime › Re: Chigozie Nebo: 14-Year-Old Boy, 8 Others Detained By Enugu Police Over Murder by RedAlert08(m): 9:52pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Sonnobax15:
 Wait first,na police station be like where bunkery boys for dey cook crude so? 
Back to the topic:: if you fit get the mind take commit crime,you fit still get the mind to do the time.....As simple as that........ At 14, pikin wey suppose to dey school dey study him book don already dey do big things....Mehn,our society has been so messed up already.... You have a very low IQ. |
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Politics › Re: Kaduna Gets NSCDC Rapid Response Squad To Checkmate Attacks On Schools by RedAlert08(m): 10:55pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: EEDC Online Aptitude Test 2021 by RedAlert08(m): 11:00pm On Jul 12, 2021 |
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