₦airaland Forum

It's well

It only shows how shallow minded and foolish some people are.

Fashola placed ban on Okada on the high way. This drastically reduced the number of Okada related accident. The wise one among them bought Tri-cycle, and they moved on.

The Graduate who Jonathan couldn't provide job for resulted to riding Okada and they still go about endorsing, suffering and smiling.

Attention

Not enough...why was she in Naija in the first place?


She ought to have factored the stress of long flight and the fatigue.


Whatever...Happy Val

On paper I guess

Nice

The drama continues

Dog = 17kg

Cat = 7kg

Rabbit = 3kg

Total = 27kg

She looks like Tinubu


Anyway, she's beautiful


But where have they all been all these while?


Can we also have the pictures of their sons?


Sai Osinbajo, sorry Sai Buhari

We will live to either regret or appreciate the choice we make or refuse to make.


Your PVC is your Weapon

Your Vote is your Power.


I've Decided...I want CHANGE.

God Bless Nigeria.

Say no to violence

Say no to provocative advert

I rushed home to see him talk.

I will still want him to feature in a debate though.

I watch him live.

He was on point.

If you think otherwise, feel free to tell us what he said wrong.


Sai Buahri

dunkem21:
Nigerians worship mediocrity.

Chai

I support our troops too


Sai Buhari

LOL

Dear friends,

Please be informed of an impending security exercise tagged “SHOW OF FORCE” by the government security agencies in the country being carried out as part of the efforts to ensure maximum security before, during and after the forthcoming general elections.
Thus, kindly find below the important information and security tips

1. As at today, the Nigeria Police Force and other relevant security agencies have been put on high alert and they are expected to conduct periodic and random searches on people, vehicles and various hotspots. Thus, we are therefore advised to cooperate with them during this period; do not abuse security agents, obstruct their work, or resist them unnecessarily to avoid unfortunate repercussions. We have been informed that the Show of Force exercise is also a Shoot-at-Sight order

2. There will be restricted movement of people in the hours leading to, and during the March 28th Presidential elections and April 11th Gubernatorial elections. Thus, we are advised to observe and comply with these directives for our personal safety

3. We are advised to adequately stock our homes with required food items during the election period, in case of emergencies, imposed curfews or other threats that may arise after the elections

4. If you are registered to vote and have your Permanent Voters Card, you are advised to go early to the Polling Centers, get accredited, cast your votes and leave the vicinity immediately for your homes to await the results

5. Please do not cluster around polling centers and stay away from groups and bunching of people, no matter the discussion or incident that may have attracted them together

6. Begin now to gather information about your environment and feel the pulse around your intended voting center. Study your polling unit, and if it's packed with miscreants, thugs and unknown faces, steer clear; remember that your life matters more than the vote

7. Dress responsibly and avoid adorning any political attire, party logos etc. to prevent mistaken identity and possible victimization. Please remember that no campaign is allowed during elections. Avoid wearing politically branded T shirts, caps or bearing handbills, posters, pamphlets and banners of candidates. This can pose as a risk.

8. Avoid joining in on inciting discussions at the voting center which may be capable of fanning the embers of political discords amongst the political parties and their agents

9. Stay away from parked cars and abandoned packages, luggage etc.

10. Do not buy drinks, snacks, etc. around polling centers, nor should you share/receive consumables or gifts from anyone at the polling centers. If you sense danger or suspect any foul play, report to the approved Security Agents. Don’t take the law into your own hands!

11. Avoid taking your vehicle, kids or expensive jewelries and other personal belongings to the polling centers


Take this information very serious. Pass to every member of family

I can't stop laughing myself

I don't usually exchange insult or abusive words with people.

But you just went to the extreme. You can make your point without insulting people.

In as much as i'm tempted to insult you, I chose to ignore you.

Our responses to issues will tell whose "brain" is really not working very well.





Sai Buhari/Osinbajo

Chigold101:
Because your brain is not working very well, u dont know that the gvernment made importers of uncoupled parts pay as low as 10%duty.

what enabling environment are u talking about? INNOSON is already in high gear. Producing cars, trucks & SUVs at Nnewi.

PEACE MASS TRANSIT is almost ready to start production in Enugu.

ANAMCO which GMB, IBB, ABACHA killed & OBJ buried has started producing too.

How can you create job when you scare manufacturers away.

If you talkof power, Dangote has production plants here & there; how do they run their bussiness? How do they get their power.

APC is going to take us back to the years of over dependent on imported goods & cars... GOD FORBIT IT...

He's trying to impress us.

I pity him.

I'm beginning to have sympathy for him.

But, I have decided.

Sai Buhari/Osinbajo

Protest with your PVC on election day.
The power is in your hand.

rabzy01:
Then what is he doing in Aso rock?

Is Nigeria a zoo?

Why is he not in UI zoo?



No wonder things keep happening in Nigeria and he doesnt give a damn.

Lol, you dey vex o

He's still our president @ least till May 2015.

Like Husband, like wife

adegwurulez:
He was taught using animalistic lingua right?
Remind me again, his thesis was written in what, French?

PhD in Zoology not English Language.

Misogynist2014:
In 2011 when boko haram started, we have elections don't we? Surely the man had PhD!

PDP were counting their chickens before they are hatched.

No enabling environment for production yet they increase tariff.


Sai Buhari/Osinbajo Till GEJ can differentiate between production and Assembling

No, just just that politics is a game of number.

Also, I see nothing out of place for a pastor to pay a pastor friend a visit.


My Opinion though.

HerexG:
Must they copy everything his does ?

Your Opinion...

HerexG:
J Boss leads the trail and others follows, so Gej keep riding !

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!
Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P)
P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
P : Your Wife ?...
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.
P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.
P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.
P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.
P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.
P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works.
P : What does your wife do then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.
Whom do you think works more, from the story above
The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!
Yes, Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important.
Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.
All about a WOMAN ....
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.
When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.
When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock
Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...
Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth...!!!

You've been noticed.

Next pls

It takes maturity to understand it.

You are respected

Ijebulogic:
Spoken with maturity...

God bless you, GEJ is still our president and as such he deserves to be respected. It's a big slap to my face seeing foreign media disrespecting him. We may have different interest and opinion, but Nigeria should come first. He's the number 1 citizen.

angelchi2:
That is the reason why we are disrespected, it's so wrong. Insulting him will not make him change. I condemn it

She got her life to live.

I can only advise her

Eeyaaa...


Because I don't know what the Op want us to do


What can we do to help them?


Do they need relief materials?


Or the Ops just want us to see what rain can do to houses?

CHANGE everywhere

From Sorrow to Joy...is that not change?

That's the change we are talking about.




Sai Buhari/Osinbajo