AngelAhnie:
Hian!!!!!

Chewing gum boys

BiafraBushBoy:
The world and the idea behind dating has changed. Both in Nigeria and the world at large, dating is seen as a business venture whereby every partner is keen to benefit from it.

When you ask a broke Nigerian girl what she offers in a relationship,

"I pray for him,

Sex,

Advise,

etc"

Who all these ones epp?

The truth is the moment you roll with a girl with class, that is either your level financially or even above you, your mentality changes for good and things will fall in place

Class doesn't mean beauty or the type of expensive clothes she wears. It means net cash assets in the Bank.

Some girls can't even borrow their boyfriends a Hundred Thousand Naira. But when it comes to advice, they can sit you down and start blabbing all in the name of ideas and advice.

So for your own good, I feel that after the hustling and you are making it, don't date because you fell in love. Date because you see it as a business venture... and when things don't work out, at least you lost nothing.

Research shows that Broke ass girls are more liable to break-up with you when they feel they have eaten enough of your money

That is why Anichebe Loves Dj Cuppy and not the Beautiful girl that lives at Mushin in Lagos state.

A word is enough for the wise.

Written by BiafraBushboy

OBTSubtle:
A lot less confused than yours..

Red beauty??

Black is beautiful??

Comon...

Proudlyngwa:

As a lady when you sun your undies, you cover it with a wrapper, otherwise, sun in your bathroom.
This are things we learnt from our grandmums when visiting the villa.

OBTSubtle:
Id keep em both so I can fuçk em.. There's always a way to do that..

360command:
lol! There is no love, just go through the cycle of life(live,work,marry,procreate,death)

doublewisdom:
Why that one use rope tie leg? Hope it doesn't endanger her baby sha.

LorDBolton:


Oga using condom well protects from ALL std.

Some guys get certain HPV cos the fluids from the infected person touches the public hairs or skin around the shaft and such infection can only happen if there's an open sore there #simple

Many peeps out there don't even know how to 'wear' a condom sef, lol

chosen6:
In the voice of Nnamdi Kanu.......***Lagos is the heart of darkness*****

lexyclasy:
And if you feel is the heart of Naija.....thats exactly how they rate Naija....so dont cry...people like you who doesnt accept mistakes or ready to learn are the ones that contributed for Naija failures...Now lets go this way and see how the inedx is faulty
1.stability-did we ever arrest Boko haram terrorists in Lagos, did boko haram terrorist ever issue threats to Lagos severally, did Niger delta militants ever issue threats to Lagos severally, Do we have a well coordinated long standing militant group at Arepo near Lagos, how many aerial survelance choppers do we have in lagos, how do we get response from security agents e.g at 1am is it quick or aftermath, how accessible and unique numbering is our street for effective response, how effective is our insurance scheme for humans and properties
2.Healthcare-Lets be serious for ourselves do we have efficient medical unit for the over 80% population of Lagosians who are mostly lower/middle class, are they affordable if any, do we have healthcare insurance for the cadre of people we are talking about, how effective is primary and secondary healthcare that suppose to be free for this cadre of people or even minimal charges
3.Environment-Be the judge here, even you knows that Lagos is overcrowded and dirty mostly mainland, YABA area leading to Akoka,APAPA, Ikotun, Ketu, Bariga, Mile1-12, Oshodi, Aje,Agege/Pencenima, Iju/Ishaga don't tell me Lagos is only V/I, Lekki, Ikoyi, Part of Ikeja, the greater part of Lagos is a mess and eyesore to say the least, cost of leaving like accommodation is still high in Lagos unless at a rejected area,look at our water bodies and drainage very dirty and smelling, harbours of mosquitoes, cholera, dysentery etc we should avoid dumping refuse in water during rain to avoid drainage blocks
4.Infrastructure-We still have a lot to do for infrastructure to be simultaneous to the growing population....in my own opinion for them to even rate Lagos high for infra doesn't mean they have pass mark i stand with analysis of NAIRALAND poster NoreenUG....Lagos traffic alone can give you a nightmare it doesn't mean that we have more vehicles in Lagos than NY its because no adequate road network/Interchange in Lagos, No pipe borne water in Lagos, no metro rail link in Lagos, no efficient sea transport in Lagos, no steady power supply in Lagos despite huge business compliant friendly,
5.Culture-Not much to talk about even though we have minimal uncultured lifestyle like gay, diabolism, drug cartel etc
6.Education-We have a lot to do here to harmonize the teaming population explosion witnessing daily in Lagos still have leaking roofs and decay school building in Lagos environment which does not suppose to be so in a place like Lagos, Lack of teaching aids, we are not talking about the same schools in Lekki, V/I, IKOYI etc which are mostly private and highly exorbitant not for lower/middle class population
My conclusion, if we want Lagos to be rank in the committees of great cities let us consider the indexes very important and work towards attaining those height you cannot underscore the fact that the aforementioned cities worth it such as Vancouver, Toronto, Melbourne, London, Paris, Tokyo, Vienna, Swiss etc Let us not develop the habit of criticism rather see it as a yard stick and avenue to use it and improve our living standard however if the condition is better it still we that will enjoys it not the raters nothing good like a nice place to live

sucess001:


just go and get the movie Captain Phillips. You ll understand.

kenonze:
Some stories gets me thinking.
How on earth could a large vessel as large as 4storey building be stolen /hijacked?

adegeye38:
Very true, lagos is [s]rough, dirty, polluted, overpopulated,decayed, noisy, stressful and[/s] filled with frustrated people.

Smellingmouth:


Wife of laive..

Na ur voice I miss pass..

And all those ur "by forced pidgin" English..

Smellingmouth:


How long has it been since our last convo sef?

4 months? It haff tey oo..

Smellingmouth:


I nor fvck up, Smallie..

Resurrect it na, abeg.. Lol.

We have a lot of catching up to do..

Have u replied the mail?

Lilimax:
Not really!
The man should behave like a gentleman he is and take a walk out of the scene instead of all these brouhaha

Smellingmouth:


Kaii..but u fvck up sha..

Walahi.. You wen I don fall stand in love with..Anyways, such is laive..

She haff missed me so much.. I can see her smiling sheepishly right now..

Oya let's not derail jare..

Shey ur bbm is up and running now? Abi walking sef..

Which oloshos? In your absence, I don marry plenty wives oo..

Smellingmouth:


Lol.. Nah.
Not ontop nl matter.. You know why I am upset with you sha.. How have you been?