Firstorderwizard:
chaii

My brother that is the same thing i said
"Chai"
I even said it like 5 to 6 times sef....
Hmm..... Nigeria good people great nation

EVILFOREST:

For me the saddest day in SOCCER HISTORY will be the very day LIONNEL MESSI will retire. Perhaps, that will be the HAPPIEST MOMENT for some people.

I don't even want to imagine myself imagining the imagination of that imaginable day........am already feeling sad sef......

my apologies to u all.....the network is bad.....i will make the post with d pictures later......tankiu

My fellow Nairalanders, i greet u all.....
It is of great honor that i make the latest thread about snakes here in our great nairaland...
I had just finish chatting with one fine geh on fb, wen i heard my dad who was in the parlour working on his laptop asking my elder brother (who was outside also working on his laptop) "ogini mere", my brother replied "Agwo" meaning snake......
O boy na hin i run comot o....only to see that my brother had killed a snake(the first pishure), this was happening at about 3:15am
My elder brother said that he stood up to go an ease himself in the toilet only for him to come and see the snake on the exact place he was seated with its neck up and ready to attack....
To cut the long story short, after about 20mins of discussing and moving around the crime scene, i saw another one(the 2nd pishure) very close to where we had killed the first one, and we had passed there alot since the death of the first one
It curled there quietly(probably scared) wen i bent down to take a closer look at what it was.......My bro took that same murder weapon and ended its life too..
Toh as we nor fit con sleep na, me and my bro kuku patrol the house seeking for more to kill
See the pishures below....brighter once in the morning

yjgm:
My time will come

u mean "our time will come"

ImageDoctor:
When you have inspirational plans, and becomes a Governor then you will perform wonders not magic.

And u con be engr with a construction company of your own.....wonders is an understatment......


Iyam proud of my state o......Ebonyi for life

tomdon:
Whooping 100 in an undesirable place as Kebbi?
Smh

What is undesirable about Kebbi State

whytediamond:
Proverbs 11:22 Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a beautiful face on an empty head.

If you know, you know.

bible too can be funny sometimes sha

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ok o... msg coded.....iyam comin

oilPUSSY:
the Boko haram terrorists entered the town at exactly 5:40 pm in a large convoy of trucks and motorcycles shouting slogans like, “Allahu Akbar

I always feel uncomfortable around people shouting "Allahu Akbar".. You can't really tell their next action

Hihi......Anti u get time dey look for comfortability wen u hear dat chant.......

U beta shift o.......gerraradia......if u nor geh leg come lemme boro u one......

Breakingfamous:
Watch the video HERE

Which video........

Izit d living in bondage

So OP u saw him rushing to his DM abi.......


Na front page dey rush you @OP

Name: David Olatokunbo Alaba
Nationality: Austria
Very funny

They mistook her to be one of them

ehn....nothing remain to talk again na.......

Too knack nah don dey hungry me sef.....





Where nail, hammer and plank dey.......... Knack na knack, anyhow e be

She's 20........they were probably not ready for a baby,
Nah dah the baby nah come, tor dey say make hin nor waste na......
Ego, business called, and they picked......simpo
Too bad sha......too bad

U go fear officers na......

MyVILLAGEpeople:

B. No
I can bet that with my right testicle. This isn't FP worthy.

Am here for the pay..... So pay up

Issorite

Which kyn suffer head be this one abeg.....

At the age of 50, someone can think of such thing to do....


Wow..... Some people are really jobless and tired down by whatever they are tired down by...


If na me bin tink dis kyn tin bah......only the thought of the stress go make me say "abeg abeg, I no do...... Make she dey her own"....

This one is not love O!!!! This is critical joblessness

LuciferOsewa:
Doesn't look like the kind of jersey you see next to a trophy.


*spits

Looks like the kind of jersey u would see with a trophy

I just saw this online.....

The kit is not that bad na


Up Chelsea

Michaelkings:
My dream one day is to make a musical collaboration with you

We are... Sorry I am full with u

It's actually funny.....



That's a kind of tweet I could have made
;DIt's actually funny.....



That's a kind of tweet I could have made

A social media user has recounted the personal experience of a close colleague who was left stunned by the actions of recently deceased father.

The Nigerian man identified as Seun, shared his narration on popular micro-blogging platform Twitter. According to him, his colleague lost her dad and the old man was sure to leave the whole family in a state of surprise with what was prepared in his will.

During the reading, it was revealed that he had specifically instructed that all his properties should be given to his 17-month-old son from his second wife.

The remaining five daughters from his first wife, out of whom Seun’s colleague was a part of, were all left with nothing from their father.

"My colleague lost her enormously wealthy dad recently. Upon reading his will, he gave all he had to his 17 months old son from his second wife without considering any of his 5 daughters from his first wife." he said.

However, in a twist of event, the family has now discovered that the late man is not the biological father of the son whom he willed all his properties to.

Nice one...... Like ur ojoro

No God for lazy man...

U strive to earn

Am happy for him...... Hin hustle Don pay


Make hin nor forget to remember God sha

Tor...... I wonder what will happen in heaven about his case

He who leaves by the sword, dies by the sword......

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