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honourhim:proof |
ChemicalReaction:yeah because people see it as a disgusting attitude.. but I actually feel good when doing it...and at peace.. |
Omudia11:how?.. |
Tis been a wild practice for me .. though ashamed of it ... But you guys got to answer me cause am really getting confused here... Pls IS MASTURBATION A SIN??. |
TRUE CONFESSION OF A MERMAID. VERY
TOUCHING....
Not every girl you see out there is human. So
many of them are on a mission, they are sent by
different occultic kingdoms to fulfill different
missions.
SHE SAID::: I belonged to a very powerful marine
kingdom in South Africa and each girl in our
kingdom had the power to disappear. We were all
given spiritual HIV to spread to every man and
each girl had a mission of sleeping with 100 men
in a week.
A type of HIV that no machine in the world can
detect it but it will gradually kill the man. We
targeted institutions and killed every young man's
destiny by sleeping with them. After sleeping with
a man, he will have the spiritual HIV and die
faster. One day, a powerful man of God [name
withheld] conducted a crusade and we where 7
powerful girls that went to destroy him. We
hanged in the air and commanded rain to start
falling but the man of God sensed our presence
and asked the whole church to start praying. The
battle was so strong but at the end,we all fell
from the sky and that is how I was delivered. To
my brothers & sisters out there who chase every
girl/man they see, pls stop it cos most of them
are witches and once you sleep with them, you
are finished. There are millions of them out there
looking for souls to destroy but to as many that
will type AMEN to this prayer
;1). YOU OR YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS SHALL
NEVER BE A VICTIM OF THE DEVIL'S AGENTS.
2). I COMMAND EVERY SPIRITUAL MIRROR
MONITORING YOU TO BE DESTROYED IN JESUS
NAME. TYPE AMEN AND SHARE THIS STORY TO
CLAIM THIS PRAYER;
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Tiffbuxas:that one is dangerous nah |
Rehil:which type of yoghurt zit hollandia?.. |
I have sleeping apnea and cannot sleep... so I set on searching for solutions in anywhere possible I watched all sort of you tube videos and many more searching for a solution to my sleep problem even on nairaland I tried my best and stumbled upon warm milk... whenever I buy cow milk from Fulani people which I warm then I drink it... so one day I went to the group of Fulani women to buy milk just to witness the shock of my life a man just finished drinking the milk from one of her few plates and decided to live some mucus inside .the woman instead of washing the plate did something more that astonished me... she socked a foam inside one dirty water squeezed it and cleaned the plate ... she used that same plate to put milk for me that would be later transferred to a plastic leather... chisos!!!... not to show my disgust I collect it paid her and threw away the milk when I arrived home... I wanted to refrain from buying the milk cause all the Fulani women did the same thing.. none of them brought enough water due to there hawking nature and also the bring along few plate... one of my friend that milk cows told me that even they place they milk cows is very dirty... I don't want to get a solution for my problem only to create more problems please help.. I REALLY NEED SLEEP AND ITS ONLY THERE COW MILK THAT GIVES ME SLEEP...IMMEDIATELY I DRINK IT I DROP.. I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP... AND IF THERE ARE OTHER WAYS YOU PEOPLE CAN PROPOSE THAT WILL MAKE ME SLEEP PLEASE SHARE IT HELP ME AND HELP OTHERS PLEASE!!! AM ON MY KNEES |
during those Christmas seasons I bought a banger aka(knockout) we were not allowed to play it here in the north due to the police bringing up they excuse that it will make them not be able to differentiate between a real gun sound and a Banger... so we played the banger in secret .. here is how we do it ... we tie the knock out to a small stone that is a little bit heavy and then light it and throw it very far from our house... so nobody had a clue who is doing it... it went on that way u till we decided it was enough due to sometimes when we throw it like that we would not here any sound... so we thought and thought until we got a solution... there was this water board iron pipe that we do see lying all around our are... so we bent the rear giving it a shape of a gun without a trigger... so whenever we light the knockout we put it inside ... for example three sound .. when the first sound resound it propels the rest of the knockout outside very far from our location ... at least we became certain that none of the knockouts got wasted.. well this brought more suspicion to our house cause every night they sound seems to be emanating from our surrounding... due to much tension knockout was totally banned by the state and local government... One faithful day we decided to try it out in the day time... it on the 24th.. me and my brother entered the toilet... in they bid to hide wherever they think they sound would be coming from cause the police man in our area caught my brother playing the banger in the night... that guy na busybody... 0ur toilet was facing the outside of the other part of the building... we took both our pipe and a Milo can in case things go wrong... he was holding the pipe waiting for me to insert the banger.... I scratched and ignited it... but ma put they banger became a wahala for me due to fear of explosion my hand was shaking I couldn't put it directly to the mouth of the pipe... time was just wasting and the light at the knockout top.. is out... giving a simple message. I will blow as my brother see say no way he started looking for the bolt so that he will open the door but to no avail... its like the feeling whereby a bomb wants to explode but you cannot escape... and my mum and dad where inside ... gboaaaa!!!!!! gboaaaaa!!!! .. gboaaa!!! my hand turn white I could not say whether I could feel my hand.. from that day I started minding my business. |
Divepen1:thanks bro ... am also a faithful follower on your write up... HER BEAUTY CALLS |
1. Your relatives: Don't try it you will one day regret it if you do.. 2. Your Fiancee: May be you got angry with your fiancé and then do to anger you want to get back at him.. Start looking for another guy or girl.. 3. Your spouse: this is uncommon but its happening ... Facebook has been so important that almost all the married spouse are using it Circumstances do make it possible for a crisis... Blocking your spouse on Facebook will worsen it. 4. Your colleagues at work: Don't try this one at all in fact .. Ma kneel down beg you... Cause you will not like to be working with mr"tension" especially if it is your boss.. 5. Your helper: some people are fund of forgetting they deeds friends and " well wishers" did for them. just because they are now "affluent" Men kneel down so that I will pray for you. " A good friend is like a diamond in the Trash" 6.Your pastor or man of God: this one to is uncommon but it is happening... I don't know how you will attend service having your pastor in mind.. 7. Your best friend: I don't know for girls but for Boys.. Junior don't try it because it would be hard for you to recover back trust me. 8. A Hacker: Normally the real thing that brings about hacking of Facebook account is BLOCKING a guy who is a hacker unknowingly . Ladies before trashing or blocking a guy due to unnecessary advances by the guys .. Nigerian hackers don't like hiding their identity so If this kind of thing happen to you try checking the history of the victim you want to block .. To avoid stories that touches the heart. 9. Your partner in crime: though am not advicing any one to involve in illegal activity.. But if you do involve yourself and you coincidentally have an accomplice treat Him or her well for he/she "HOLDS THE KEY TO YOUR FREEDOM" sing with me "he holds the key to my life When sickness and trouble try to--- " Continue. 10. Your classmate: Pardon to say thus but if you are not in peace with your classmates . Go for deliverance.. In fact after your family and relative they next people that are important to you is your classmates ... Especially those you did secondary and primary school with ... Because they "Hold they key to strong friendship" Oya hope you are still singing when sickness and trouble try to take my Soul away.... He holds --- Continue na... www.niaracity..co.ke/2016/12/10-types-of-people-you-should-neve.html?m=1 |
lmao I never knew chimpanzees engaged in romance as humans do. See missionary style..
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Hold it
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Since I started reading novels .. Have never seen a novel that took me 2days to finish... But Tarasha took me three days to reach this point... Oyin Prince I will advice you to Change this story to a book... From my point of view am seeing the novel turning into a movie... Which would be acted by Nigerian actors when the become materially sophisticated... With correct camera's and reality movie taste... |
PEOPLE WILL STOP POSITING ON NAIRALAND |
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Let me brief you guys a little.. [hr /] Now we all know the fears and plight of ladies. And we also know how they developed a weapon called pride in order to fight our arrogance.. well with all those forming and pride she still needs a man In fact we the guys go into relationship for fun but ... this your "baes" going into relationships for marriage ... even in secondary school she would be having this fake and exciting feeling that you might be the one she will marry maybe in the year "2089"... while you are there feeling James bond of how many girls you need to dance with... She is there trying to settle down with you in her dreams... "My dad do tell me to be careful with Ladies ... he said that if I want to succeed in life like him I should avoid Ladies until I make it and I should always be wise when I wanna choose a lady to marry". . "talking to me in a way a father will speak to a son he said:: you see all these Ladies since when they started gaining sexual sense(let's call it puberty) she already start fantasizing about her future husband. how wealthy the guy will be ,height, how good in bed he might be,handsome,tender... all those stuffs.. well here is just a few of the reasons why a lady at 13(everything that says she's a girl is out already e.g mango at the front) already have or is planning to have a boyfriend... 1... She needs a guy that will spend on her:they like money a lot they wanna maintain there body so that might be up to standard with "Genevieve " glowing body.. 2... She wants pleasure(s*x:- in this area let me say something: ladies love sex more than guys in fact no matter how handsome or wealthy you are ... if you can treat her good in bed.. Then prepare to abort the relationship..) 3... pere group influence : in a situation where all the Ladies in your hostel have a boyfriend.. everyday you be hearing pleasurable moans in your neighbors room.. and also seeing all the goodies and cars she do ride.. you will start putting up yourself on sale for a boyfriend ... 4... Need some one to hold you .Some one that will be your solid rock… This is the main reason why some girls go for cultist as boyfriends... they got no strength of there own so they will like to go for a macho guy that can fight for her physically and in bed... 5... Need some that will help you in the exam hall or a guy as a study partner... well things will always turn around she will always want you to ask her out ... But one thing is clear she will understand better when she's been taught by an intelligent guy who she will already be seeing as her boyfriend... than a lady her friend.. well generally some ladies don't like studying .. they just wanna have fun. 6.... She's thinking about settling down. we always go into a relationship with the motive of breaking up one day but this ladies motives are different.. she's looking for the capable guy that can settle down with here and also accept all her flaws(wrinkles, when she farts, when she has no make up..) if you got all this qualities(Tenderness, successful, cute, intelligent etc) she's gonna try to trap you ****Pregnancy forum***** 7....The sisterhood of you must have a boyfriend... No matter how in peace a lady is with her friends a guy can destroy a relationship they tried to build between each other for almost 20 years... For example if Ade like Clara who is a friend to his own girlfriend jealousy and fight of the fittest between the two ladies will start... Especially when Clara cannot resist the guys charm and charisma... Am gonna drop my keyboard hear feel free to add your own... But I wanna ask a question why is it that ladies are very hostile to each other even though they say kind words to each other ?..drop your answers!!.... |
I want an internet job people
please help am seriously broke..
I mean seriously seriously broke...
very poor... |
have been hearing java here and java there so I embarked on studying the language through some ebooks from some computer gurus abroad .... I tried searching the uses through Google but they are not making it they real use of they language... I know that many nairalanders here use have so I need you to show me what its used for so that my interest in the language will heighten I got about 2 PDF's of the language with 4000 pages ??.. |
^^^ Pop it on a new thread.. It might make front pagewho are you Mr NOBODY .. |
ekanDamie:thank God there is some one here that knows what am talking about... |
she took took a snapshot in a club only to find out that the man standing beside her is headless if you get spiritual eyes you will see this one becareful
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Do you think sentencing some one to a jail term will change the person??.. |
who made that statement ... |
1STIDIOT:yes or haven't you ever seen it . |
since when I was little I have been seeing the Different joystick of my friends whenever they one urinate... but TRUE TRUE WHY IS IT CURVED (either to the left or right)??.... |
eze how can i buy the book my american pals wanna read it full to the end... you really put much knowledge to that book... as if you were there... this book is going world wide... you will be very popular soon.. BOKO HARAM IS THE WORLD DEADLIEST FIRST CLASS TERRORIST AND HERE YOU WROTE IT AS IF YOU WERE THERE YOU ARE REALLY GIFTED WITH IMAGINATION... send me the payment option and also..send me your real name... i wanna post you as the author.. in other to cancel out piracy... you are a good writer... JUST DO THEY NEEDFUL ... PALS ARE WAITING.... |
Flexherbal:OK thanks |
I cannot remember the verse but I know you know this word in the bible that says : A thousand years is like a day to God and a day is like a thousand years to God form an inspiration I Got actually in the olden days or should u say in the creation of the world there date and time prediction was inaccurate compared to modern science prerequisite... now to cur this short the creation of the world actually took from my own point of view 6000 years with 1000 years of rest.. putting together 7milleniums so you can reconsider... in the Bible people lived longer that people of now so counting days wasn't an interesting to them... |
please I need help severe one... I Dreamt that in a dream I saw my self having intercourse with a woman who have seven breasts.. and then I ejaculated in real life my whole bed was wet.. it has happened to me many times please I need help.. |
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