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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by redon12(m): 10:59am On Aug 12, 2017
I inserted a flash drive into my system immediately my system freeze I tried reviving it to no avail ...
I pulled out they batteries ..
it went off tried to start it up again It doesn't want to boot just a bleeping white light on they cap lock and at they disk side of they system...
I use HP 650 pavilion maxi. running on 2gb RAM with 32 bit processor though it was previously running on 64bit ...
I gave it to a guy who repairs computer to upgrade it to window 7 ultimate
it was previously running on window 7 home premium
that's 64bit processor...

I am losing money I have taken it to same guy to fix they problem .
he told me it was they RAM that was consumed he changed it ..
still no improvement ... no light on they screen

OK he then told me that it was they processor...
am so confused guys help me out..
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Jokes, Try Not To Laugh � by redon12(m): 3:02pm On Aug 11, 2017
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Politics / Re: TB Joshua Prophecy On Biafra: Have His Words Already Come True? by redon12(m): 7:21am On Jul 28, 2017
SLIDEwaxie:
anything that rocks your boat o jare.
LALALALALALALA Pack wella
Politics / See They Photo That Got People Talking by redon12(m): 4:37pm On Jul 27, 2017
his eyelids seems to be transparent what do you think?..

Politics / Re: TB Joshua Prophecy On Biafra: Have His Words Already Come True? by redon12(m): 4:38pm On Jul 26, 2017
IgboYorubaHausa:
South East states one of the poorest states? Boy I hope you don't mean by individual, cos we ain't poor
as a community they are
Politics / Re: TB Joshua Prophecy On Biafra: Have His Words Already Come True? by redon12(m): 8:23pm On Jul 25, 2017
Basic123:
The same biafrans that condemned him when his USA presidential election prophecy that favoured Hillary Clinton as against their biafran trump failed now believing the same man prophecy.

Biafrans dont want to care about your chronic status just acutely support biafra.

FFK lambasted them in 2013,they love him today.



And someone out there will still believe these guys are not deluded!
why would you say that...?..
Politics / Re: TB Joshua Prophecy On Biafra: Have His Words Already Come True? by redon12(m): 8:18pm On Jul 25, 2017
SLIDEwaxie:
You and your prophets are mad
haven't you heard they words that says believe in your prophets?..
Politics / Re: TB Joshua Prophecy On Biafra: Have His Words Already Come True? by redon12(m): 8:14pm On Jul 25, 2017
GLOBALINF:
Biafra may come to stay, but the question is after Biafra what next?
What become of the Biafrans in other parts of Nigeria, with all their belongings!
Was chatting with an Igbo man, he came to lagos immediately after the war! Since then, he never visit the East, all his children and grand children stayed in West, some are married to westerner, some can't even speak Igbo language. He's dead worried that if biafra stands, it means he and his families will need relocate to an unknown destination.
Sincerely, achieving Biafra as a nation isn't my worry but the approach. Nnamdi is treading the part of crises which both Nigeria and Biafra will loss a great deal. Now was watching the YouTube video where by bypass the military and some ranting abusive words to the military men on guard. I felt sad cos Nnamdi need act with caution. If those guys open fire like they did in the North, we all know the story will change, Yes biafra will come to stay but with blood of innocent souls,
I will suggest they use wise and peaceful way to achieve their aim, else their brothers in other part of the nation will suffer a great deal and will lost all that belongs to them in other land. But if their agitation is achieved peacefully, our igbo brothers will all still be with us coexisting peacefully.


pheww!!!... sermon too long
but I think we should wait for they future to play out they events..

don't think up what might not happen...
Jokes Etc / Re: See Two Monkeys Practicing Missionary Style In A Zoo (pics) by redon12(m): 4:42pm On Jul 25, 2017
billyG:
That iz a pfucking Gorilla shocked shocked shocked shocked
yeah a really fucking gorilla
Politics / TB Joshua Prophecy On Biafra: Have His Words Already Come True? by redon12(m): 4:20pm On Jul 25, 2017
T.B. Joshua is one of the most watched pastors in Nigeria! He is also well known for his prophecies. These days, as talks of Biafra continues to rise – people want to know what happens next. TB Joshua may have an answer! Follow T.B. Joshua prophecy on Biafra!

TB Joshua`s Prophecy

Back in 2013, T.B. Joshua predicted the rise of Biafra. It`s relatively difficult to read through all his prophecy, but we will try to define his main statements!

☛ It will start with protests. TB Joshua`s prophecy that year includes a point about Biafra. He admitted that Biafra would start with protests. People would start marching on the streets of Nigerian cities. They would start to demand their freedom and independence.

☛ I see a revolution. According to his words, the protests will ignite a revolution process. It`s not the protests Nigeria should be afraid of, but the revolution. A single protest may spark a new revolution and a new rise of Biafra. According to TB Joshua prophecy about Nigeria, this should be of primary concern to the government.

☛ You can stop a protest, but you can`t stop a revolution! TB Joshua prophecy about Nigeria is pretty clear. Biafra will start with a protest. Nigeria will end the protest, but it will not stop the revolution. Therefore, the words are clear! The revolution will begin with a protest!

☛ Eventually, the protest will become so big that nobody will be able to stop it. In conclusion of his speech, he suggested that the protest movement would be irreversible. TB Joshua prophecy on Nigeria! In 2013, TB Joshua predicted the rise of Biafra. Can it be the beginning of Nigeria`s fall? It`s not certain! TB Joshua prophecy about Biafra did not have a strict date of occurring. He just admitted that it would happen. However, political and economic experts have also informed that it could happen. Therefore, it was not really new information. Still, his idea that the protests can be irreversible at some point is indeed shocking. It can only mean the worst scenario for Nigeria. It can include at least a police operation or even a second Nigerian Civil War. The previous war with Biafra was a disaster not only for Nigeria but for Biafra people. Most of the population of Biafra died in the 1960s, not because of war, but starvation. TB Joshua Prophecy about Biafra – Have they become real? In 2015-2016, Nigeria saw new protests which demanded the restoration of the Biafra territory. In that time, Nigeria witnessed some unexpected news about Biafra. May 30, 2016, pro-Biafra protests started in Onitsha. About 40 people were killed in one day. The Nigerian Government used force to take down the protests. Unfortunately, it led to more victims from both sides. International organizations criticized the actions made by Nigerian Government during the Biafra protests. The International Amnesty Organizations reported that hundreds of protesters were imprisoned. The International Society for Civil Liberties reported that the police and security operatives shot unarmed civilians and buried their bodies in unknown places.
e South-East of Nigeria can be named a region of police states. The Government of Nigeria spends a fortune to keep the South-East states at bay. The Amnesty International still reports that South-East states' citizens suffer from police power abuse. Also, the Igbo people suffer from discrimination as well. TB Joshua prophecy on Biafra may come true someday. Still, there is no revolution yet! It should be mentioned, that he was not the first ones too predict these problems. Even today, European political experts are worried about the continued violence in the South-East states of Nigeria. TB Joshua Prophecy for 2017 TB Joshua`s prophecy for Nigeria 2017 is not optimistic. He predicts that Naira will continue its downfall and its peak will be in 2017. What does it mean for Nigeria? It means that Nigerians may only expect the worse. It may include new protests from the pro-Biafra. Why will the Biafra protests start again? Experts give several reasons:

☛ Naira downfall. It`s not a surprise that the South-East states of the country are the poorest. If Naira keeps falling, then Nigeria should expect protests in the poorest states first;

☛ Pro-Biafra movement has gained power in the South-East states. It can only mean a new wave of protest.

☛ Igbo people suffer from discrimination in Nigeria. With pro-Biafra strong leadership, they may choose to fight for independence. TB Joshua prophecies His predictions are quite controversial. Do not expect much from it. Predictions are made for people who believe in it. If you are a believer, then you will probably expect them to happen.

source: www.naij.com

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Literature / Re: Book Of Strange- Story By Jb Franklin by redon12(m): 11:41am On Jul 14, 2017
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Religion / Re: 7 Ways To Cope With Cultism In They University(freshmen) by redon12(m): 8:40pm On Jul 06, 2017
Literature / Re: Book Of Strange- Story By Jb Franklin by redon12(m): 2:59pm On Jul 06, 2017
Guy that is not how they do "b-boy" its like this you i tried to show him how to keep his arm while twisting to a certain degree in order to make it more swaggy.

They instrumental beats were on
it was a large hall owned by a government school were different activities go on
dancing, drama, flippers, skaters,rappers,french kissers, rapers, smokers.

it was a kind of a bad place to be though but its fun young boys and ladies come there to practice whatever they are good in or otherwise


pedro how far i greeted one of they rappers
wearing a hood and a back pack he nodded he was putting on a head set

i was also a dancer though gospel rapper also i had thoughts for making things happen.

uche tried to do six steps and also a chinese getup but he tripped and fell dislocating his wrist..

that alone was enough to end they rehearsals .

some guys were flipping in they school field so we went to take a footage of them which would be upload via youtube that's how we fund our data subscription .

one of they guy there did a historic marathon run and then front half flipped landing

with his right leg then he back flipped twice in they air but his weight did not let him stay he fell though but he was wise enough to put up his hand he would have been wearing a neck collar by now.

a guy jumped kicking they air and then a "b twist" landing perfectly...
a round of applause from they audience gathered there issued

all types of flipping skills were being displayed pips that were doing there rehearsals abandoned what they were doing to come and watch

uche was still shouting in they class as guys there were trying to fix his dislocated wrist
three guys were trying to hold him down the other was claiming orthopedic i hope they don't dislodge his wrist totally.

every body turned towards one direction..
a group of ladies were coming towards our direction they seem to come with two cars wearing dresses that were meant for training, seems like they came for rehearsals ..

Samuel was with them
i did a routine check on myself to see if i was in good shape then i spotted somebody

they main point of attention..

she was with six other beautiful ladies Samuel was holding one of they ladies
they brought a trampoline.

have never seen a girl flip before it was my first time.

my first time to see Angela she is more prettier than they picture she posts on Facebook.
just felt totally uncomfortable

i later learnt that it was Samuel that brought them here..

Angela is they only only daughter of a British councillor he married an Igbo woman Nigerian.
but she's late.

it was six already we were all preparing to go home.. they guys that were trying to talked to her were reducing since she was busy embarrassing and shouting at each and everyone of them

trust my guys they started planning to rape her.

i had to come to they rescue
in a pro fitting way
remember that 10k bet
guys were really serious oo

she was about opening her car when i met her..
you dropped your watch ugly!!..

whatever!! she said grabbing they watch forcefully it was so annoying that i decided to consider not telling her that my guys want to rape her..
but i destroyed that thought.

i went to tmhey front of they car and fell down in front of they car her friends already
left
Samuel was still around
she and her cousin sister were they only ones in they car
Samuel was waiting for me

he put a surprise face thinking i had fainted.

i knew what i was doing and i knew was going to be mocked later
but i am not doing this for they money but for an unknown reason.


come and see how they jumped out of they car like Jackie chan
i kept on With they pretence.

Samuel rushed me seeing that i was pretending played along.

we need to get him to they hospital.
angel came and cupped me in her arms trying to check my pulse..
he's alive .
on our way to they hospital her cousin sister rita was driving she was at they back with me while Samuel was at they front
i tried stand up cause i was fed up stretching my self
i knelt down inside they car

please be my girlfriend i proposed to her
Samuel broke out
confusion was written on her face

her cousin turned to look at they event being played out.

i was just trying to hold the laughter that was bulging every minute

They stop they car by they side of they road

Samuel was actually dating they cousin sisters so they left they car and then went strolling just to give us some privacy.

see how cute you are but you boys are all liars you tell me you want me you love me but you just want my body

you are cute though but i don't want any boyfriend
you don't even know me.

not all boys are the same am innocent i don't have any lady in my life i don't play girls

(shoo i have 14 girlfriends both international and in nigeria
mercy
Cassy Johanna
Kimberly chioma Rachael Janet Manny
bola
queen
Sylvia
and another Angela
she was from britain i dupped her some time ago when i was into yahoo yahoo)

i dont lie i told her
who is angela she asked
you nah i responded
she just kept quiet looking at me.. they car was getting hot
then i confessed.
to be continued




Literature / Re: Book Of Strange- Story By Jb Franklin by redon12(m): 12:04pm On Jul 06, 2017
In a barbing saloon with six guys in they room sitting on they sofas
two mirrors on they flat wall opposite them,
room painted white and blue.
they barbing counter clippers near they table two stools and some barbing apron hanging on a mini closet just by they east part of they shop.
they whole place is noisy.
a soft beat of " banana fall on you by davido"
samuels senior brother is they owner of they shop we are in.
he just got an admission into Federal University of Technology Minna.
his brother is so mean , with his presence in they shop we don't go near that arena except if you have money to barb.
samuel do barb us free tho when his bro is absent.
he is now in charge
we can now go in and come out whenever we like.

I am a Love technician i kept on boasting no girl can resist. samuel was enjoying they moment mocking me they all felt i was a joker There is no girl that is beyond my "scoping" level just give me one week i tell you angela will succumb. i countered amidst their mocking stance.
Angela is a fair nicely made lady moderate height sexy cat eyes
those that make you think a person is wicked and at same time good in wrestling.
pink lips and a long natural hair those that make you think she is an half cast
(a nigerian arabian hybrid type)
Pointed nose and white teeth..
she's new in town and they talk of town.
when ever walks she is they point of attraction you must turn your head "looku looku".

guy you no fit. a guy spoke
fair in complexion tall white teeth ladies type of what we call knight in shining

amour guy i don try that girl die she no gree give me ear she no want talk to me sel.

i made myself a reputation when it comes to ladies..
guys with low self esteem i make them guys with swags(courage)

before you know it they are already players

i hook up guys with ladies and then i hook up ladies with guys am not afraid of embarassment cause am used to it... but its always rare

guys No lady go fit fall my hand i tried to assure them but they were not concuring to my idea..
Let me tell you a little secret. i already tried courting angela but she no give me ear..

i tried all i could but it did not work
i did not want to loose my reputation and wouldnt tell my guys what actually went on..

since they already place a bet of 10k i had to change strategy
they all dropped 2k 1k 500 box that i will give them proof

i will go with my camera phone show them a recorded sound of how i asked her or smooched her or a video coverage

snap a pix with her and post it on facebook making sure i was holding her waist touching her b**bs or a french kiss posture.

come and kill me nah do you think she would agree to do all those ?
that one no concern us oo. samuel said..

from they atmosphere i iust knew that they had all tried to ask her out just like me but to no avail and they are still trying..

i left they shop with on purpose in mind
getting "angela".


Literature / Book Of Strange- Story By Jb Franklin by redon12(m): 10:01am On Jul 06, 2017
This story is a work of fiction and also a work of non-fiction
copying or printing of this work is strictly prohibited in any form.
This work is protected in such a way that you will not understand.
permission from me should be a ticket to have a copy of this work ..

my consistent update would be determined by they availability of Data in my machine
copyright © 2017
Religion / 7 Ways To Cope With Cultism In They University(freshmen) by redon12(m): 9:53am On Jul 02, 2017
1.Be On God side.
Make sure God is on your side. meaning you should desist from sin by all means. Cultist will run away from you.

2. learn How To Let Go.
My cousin a petrochemical student of esut was in his hostel one day when some cult guys barged in, into his room .
collecting his black berry bold2 then when it was still more than 50k he didn't

make a fuss about it but he let it Go now he is working at chevron.

if he had fought them not to part with his phone..
i wouldnt be here talking about him..

if they ask you for your watch and you recognise them as cultist give to them..shoes, boxers ? give them so that you would live to buy more expensive ones..

3. An Offender
Matthew 5:25
Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with him; lest
at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee
to the officer, and thou be cast into prison.


if you offend a cultist try to settle with him..

They have a tradition that forgiveness is a sin but its not all that true they

can always forgive you if you buy them "alcohol" or those things you know they like..
you cannot always dodge a bullet so don't stare they mouth that pumps it out..


4. Avoid Girls that are cultist or there Chicks
You cant always tell when a girl is being eyed by a cultist or a girl friend to a cultist so to avoid this type of danger

tell your male friends about they girl you are want to woo they would help you to
discern dangerous ones..

5. Illusion of protection
Even though your friend or brother is a cultist don't use that as an excuse to keep on looking for trouble..

He or she is not omnipresent and will not always save you from axes, daggers and hot bullets.

6. Joining cultism in order to be protected
Its a normal tradition for freshers to join cult groups for protection .
thats they real Definition of Bad idea all cult groups have rivals

you would be smoked out soon to satisfy a bloody vengeance..

7. Being forced to join cultism
Your friends or cultists try to push you into cultism because you are Intelligient, intellectual ,wealthy . etc.

pray to God to blind them from seeing you then Run.

i drop my keyboard at this juncture..

i think they Elite can add more to this topic..

Literature / Re: Finding Mrs Right by redon12(m): 9:10am On Jun 20, 2017
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Romance / Re: Promiscuity Of Some Single Moms by redon12(m): 8:53am On Jun 20, 2017
watch this video... you would come back for more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF1E6uEDIp4&client=mv-google&gl=NG&hl=en
Romance / Re: Promiscuity Of Some Single Moms by redon12(m): 8:53am On Jun 20, 2017
watch this video... you would come back for more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF1E6uEDIp4&client=mv-google&gl=NG&hl=en
Car Talk / Re: 5 Things Car Dealers In Nigeria Don't Want Car Buyers To Know by redon12(m): 4:15pm On Jun 13, 2017
speesssshhhless
Literature / Re: The Irresistible Arrest (A Story By Olasunkanmi Ajibola) by redon12(m): 11:20am On Jun 09, 2017
following bumper to bumper
TV/Movies / Guys Doing Flipping Stunts, Breaking Heads(video) by redon12(m): 11:18am On Jun 09, 2017
watch were novice are flipping and breaking heads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF1E6uEDIp4&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google
Education / The Plight Of Every Basic Medical Student In ESUT by redon12(m): 6:52am On Apr 02, 2017
Where do we start from, we seem to be the once in paradise but not known by so many that we are in hell;
Abeg where we go start from, how can a student after exams will not see his result for a year, excuses here and there
finally the result is out a day before the exam and you find you have carry over; abeg Mr lecturer na so your own take be for those

days? how do you want the student to prepare? abeg oga this is wickedness but remember your kids wil still be trained by most of this
students you are teaching. You are destroying our nation we need change.
Am not done yet we got so many things to exppose about this so called paradise; Abeg how can a lecturer all through the semester wont come for lectures and
about three days to his exam he wil fix lectures. Wait it seems am painting this to sound nice; this lecturer fixed his lecture for saturday and sunday,
Sunday! yes sunday of all days not having the conscience that we were preparing for another exam on monday and his exam was to be on tuesday now result don show yawa

don gas students don fail who is to be blamed? student that got 40/70 in exam and for incourse got 5/30 how possibe is that kwan? Oga lecturer have you
forgotten you gave no incourse so you now manufacture mark?

Ok, the one that hurts me most; how can you be a medical doctor, lecturer, exam co-ordinator even you do the work that is meant for non- tutoria staff what is your
buisness with assigning and clearance for students who wants to be in the hostel? why wont you be confused and careless in what you do? thats why you think its your
right or in your power to tell a student whose parents suffered to pay one hundred and twenty four thousand nine hundred naira(#124,900) to write carryover for your own

carelessness and mistakes. after much effort reading and writting assignments you wont add the persons incourse or worst how will someone get the same score for incourse and exam

for both semester in the same course. The worst is that these results are been released the same time like a year after the first semester, ok understand my point
you now meet this man to report your problem and arrogantly he will tell you that he cant do anything for you that you shoud write carry over. See how easy it is
for you to say, was this the way you were treated in your own time as a student? worst of it all is this; even if you tell him you want to apply for remark he will tell
you to try it that he has your details, Haba which kind level be this? threatening me because am fighting for my future and after myt parents has paid such heavy
amount as school fees. as a student your civil right is useless. Mr do everything please if you cant do the work resign.
Wait oh haven't you heard that we write exams as if its primary school mid term test week? DONT GET CONFUSED i WIll EXPlAIN IN DETAILS. how do you expect students
to pass exams when you dont even space out the exam. What i mean is this you will write exams day after day and this is so hilarious even though that
students are meant to read and prepare ahead of time that shoudnt give the right to bombard students with exams forgetting that the courses we offer
are quite voluminious and yet you when results comes out you guys will be complaining about massive failure whose fault is it?
abeg college board turn down to turn up.
Abeg even if you are the best heart surgeon in the world or the best surgeon in the world how can you use 6hours to teach three subtopics that are broad in anatomy
and you expect the student to pass. throughout the semester where were you? and you are doing this a week before exams. well its quite possibe to teach 3 topics in
6hours but how can you teach the gross anatomy of the heart, pericadium, anal canal and rectum in 6 hours without break was that how you learnt yours.
Abeg readers just browse this topics and see if its possibe to assimliate all this in six hours or one week. what it impies is that you now encourage
students to read and memorize to write exams pass or fail then forget rather than read and understand, write your exams and pass and never forget what you
have been thought Oga Anatomy sir even though you wrote ast anatomy abeg a fingers are not equal.
Now the climax you now stop us from writing exams beacuse we didnt meet 75% attendance to lectures which kind level of wickedness be this? Even the final year students
were denied the right to write their exam. Is it that you people are happy keeping them around or what? af2ter four years in the university and such a thing has never been done
now in their final year you want to show them how wicked the world is. Its not fair its not enncouraging and if things continues this way I wonder oh.


remember this students are running around for their research topic most of them trying to save up in other to pay their school so they can graduate smoothly
and still yet that thought never came accross your mind, do you have conscience at all? Please something must be done lets not keep quiet about this for their sake.
you missed 4 out of 12 lectures and someone because he thinks he can do anyhow will tell you not to write your exams after paying heaviy for school fees and
maybe you missed 3 out of 8 ectures you will be stopped from writing exams haba which kind wickedness be this you dont even consider that most of the lecturers
dont come to class till the time we are preparing for exams most of them dont even finish their curriculum for the semester and when they come with their copy and
paste handout from google they will claim to have thought everything giving us half baked education instead of using the time you have to monitor the lecturers we
pay our school fees to employ to see how they come to class and the kind of materias they give you will be coming after the students that now pay them
this is the corruption we are talking about at its highest. Are you gonna blame the students do you know that most of them do meniall jobs
just to pay school fess or even help their parents to complete the they saved up just for them to get standard education and you give them half baked
and yet you deny them the right to write exams.

Abeg ESUT board should look into this we the students have kept silent more than enough and we say enough is enough its time you a sit up to
turn down and turn up do the right thing and stop treating us ike slaves and animals. have student conferences where you can know the challenges students are
facing and not after hearing them you sit down and fold your arms, please do something.

Remember that you are training the leaders of tomorrow so for what
ever seed you sow into us so shall your generations to come reap.
All fingers are not equal not because Miss A can read on herself and get distinction dosent mean Mr B will be the same and so on. do what
is right and let God be the judge.
Dear student the time has come when our voice will be and must be heard be proud to fight who ever that wants to drag your success to the ground.
Dear public readers and well wishers of good education systems please help us to see that this issue should reach the appropriate quarters and something
shoud be done about it.
God bless the students and management of ESUT and ESUCOM, God bless the people and goverment of Enugu state and God bless Nigeria.
#Aluta continua
#proudly a student
#proudly a leader
#Proudly an ESUTITE
#proudly a Nigerian
#Proudly an African
By Nwodo Emeka Promise
Literature / Lets Share Our Drowning Experiences by redon12(m): 9:45pm On Mar 18, 2017
Mod obinnau you can shift they thread to they appropriate section..

water is a dangerous thing , well dangerous enough for we africans, but Hey 70 percent of the earth is covered with water so you got to know how to swim...
well that was same thing i told my friend when we went to swim in one of they big rivers we got in town.. even though with they warnings that "witch crafts mammy water" are inside they water , i still wanted to try out all stunts or whatever i see this white people do in movies, i wanted to float and know how it feels to float and feel weightless, i owe this one to "achimedes" "Baba i they hail" cause we didnt have a water bath in our house..
that was how my friend saw a small boy 2.8 inches shorter than him jumping into they water, he off his clothes and joined my man inside water i was there looking nah...
they Guy did not surface again oo all i was seeing was bubbles, his head then surfaced and then i saw his face, a clear sign that he is almost swallowing they whole water in they river, me too i kuku join him inside they water no Boxers.. since i was skinny i will float nah, and i could not swim self.. what a bad idea, please nobody should follow my examples if you cannot swim..

i almost joined my ancestors just because i wanted to save my friend.. The funny part is i dived right into they region where he was, in a bid to save him faster, not knowing that i should have called for help first .. as they guy touch me small he just grab me eh! i started swalowing my 20th cup of water
ADVICE: When somebody is drowning going to they person directly they person will hold you like they way you do smack down, you would end up drinking more water and fainting..
a team of 10 guys came to our rescue and thats how we did not die...
lets hear your own experiences

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