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Commending the efforts of the federal government in the fight against insurgency." before you party dimwits start having o-r-gasms

Humblemigg: yes na her one and only younger helder brother on d thread (isahalbash) he'z now hawking sugar-cane to gada some penny 4 admssn.

he is coming for you

Humblemigg: tnx, itz a long tym.. How iz Abj?

Abuja should be great. How you holding up bro?

This is sick

Humblemigg: kwara

yh I liked the post

mojisawlarh:

wlc and awayu?

Lukman1000: The A.B.U 2014/2015 UNDERGRADUATE ADMISSION LIST HAS BEING RELEASED AND PASTED AT D OUTSKIRTS OF SAMBISA FOREST(BOKO CAMP)..All candidates wuh wrote her p.ume and made d required cutoff ar 2 check offline at d venue above...gudluck 2 all..

oya go ahead, i'll wait at the entrance L came b4 R anyway

^^^
May the odds be in everyone's favour

JAMB asks students to check admission status next week
August 19, 2014by Charles Abah
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The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board on Thursday assured the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination candidates that they would know their admission status by next week.
The JAMB Registrar, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, who announced this in Lagos, therefore urged them to check the Internet next week to confirm their proper placement in the nation’s tertiary institutions.
He spoke on the sidelines of the opening ceremony of the of a three-day Technical Committee Meeting on 2014 Admissions to Tertiary Institutions at the University of Lagos.
Ojerinde also announced that no fewer than 700, 000 candidates would secure admission to the nation’s tertiary institutions for the 2014/2015 academic session. No fewer than 1.6m candidates sat for the examination, comprising the Paper-Pencil Test, Dual Based test and the Computer-Based Test last April and May.
According to him, the National Universities Commission, National Board for Technical Education and the National Commission of Colleges of Education have this year increased the carrying capacity of the schools under their superintendence.
Ojerinde, who had earlier urged the participants of the TCM to endeavour to conclude the session on time, said the call became imperative to enable the board to finalise its admission process this year.
He added that the early conclusion of the exercise, especially the cut off marks for candidates’ first-choice universities, would also prepare the board to make admission provisions for other candidates in their respective schools of second choice.
The JAMB boss added, “There is no gainsaying the fact that the challenge of the rising demand for access to tertiary institutions in Nigeria means that the entry process must be well-managed and seamless. It is for this reason that the Board expects every institution to abide by the admissions timetable as already agreed upon at the Policy Meeting of July 1, 2014.
“We must adhere strictly to the guidelines which stipulates a 60:40 Science/arts ratio, 45,35,20 of Federal ratio, 70:30 of Technology/non-Technology ratio, as well as the ratio of 40:40:20 (merit/catchment area/educationally less developed area) for state owned institutions.
“As a reminder, it has also become imperative to stress once more, that all admissions for the 2014/ 2015 academic session will end on Friday, October 31, 2014. All institutions are hereby enjoined to adhere to the stipulated date, as late submissions will not be entertained.” http://www.punchng.com/education/jamb-asks-students-to-check-admission-status-next-week/

obeenah40: Good morning class..
Welcome to the 19th day of August 2014.
Without wasting time, i just want to mark register and leave, so if u hear ur name, u answer "Present Sir".
Simkreative , solex , isahalbash (troublesome noisemaker)hadizadeezy (Vc cousin) , phlegma , olumose001 , mrklock (presido) , humblemigg , meestique (Vc daughter) thizOjosky (spy) reedbam , lukman1000 (reliable source) , guvnor83 , abuklaw , wreckingball , dayvidsoncode , catalyst4real , Tunex ( no dey come class again) , barrackodam oddybabs , shariiif , yunken (remedial guy )
If u no hear ur name tgat meansa u never pay our tution fee so meet d accountant.. Lol.

Have a nice day pple

hehe caught me, always on threaad like this . And btwn yh 'Present sir

Isahalbash: U jst de hide ur score as if pesin wan thief am

hehe dem don thief aiidy

Isahalbash: dis gal don use me act drama tire..Reedbam de my syd I no knw say na im

Yeh wasn't sure too and I called bt yu weren't answering. Hadiza got home this morning, I have bn sleeping nii ohh, hope ur home too now

Isahalbash: guy,hw d exam b nah?

went well, thank God and urs?

obeenah40: guy, you're done writing ?

yes I finished a while ago

You can't but give ABU kudos for the organisation. It was superb

Humblemigg: 2moro early morning

no wahalaa then. I don waka small today, maybe later tonight i'll call yu

Humblemigg: u and Hadiza compromise against me abi... No p. continue...

haba mallam, we'll hook up later today, when are you leaving town?

Humblemigg: 08071817533 are in town aready?

yh I came in this morning

Humblemigg: Jacking ends here... Now prayers only... 15 questions per subject. 60questions in all, 4O minutes for all... Dos of u dat ar looking fward to writing urs, Wish best of luck.. Hmmn... What else?

Oh lest i 4get... Dos of u who cant stand long on a queue, dont 4get to bring wheel-chair o. Every checkpoint na bus-stop screaning here screaning dia b4 d almight putme.
Dont b surprise dat d exam would be marked in d heaven... because d result may be used to enter paradise thats all.

lool omo ilu mi . Push over ur digits

Hadiza bring what to study faa

GEJ was voted at the 2011 election not PDP. So what's the party fuss about

Hello everyone, how is the preparation going?

“It is wrong for anybody
to blame Boko Haram for the attack on
Gen. Buhari and Sheikh Bauchi in Kaduna
on Wednesday”. bloody terror apologist. I hope the 12m is used to treat cancer p

To the point please

bluedome: Jazakumullah khairan. I believe we entered d same bus bck home. shukran.

ohh. Wa iyyaka brother

Bit by bit we are being thrown-back into stone-age