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The problem isn't about perception of non-muslims, it's about Muslims realising what islam really is and what it represents.

To the gold-diggers smart men are shutting down the mines . In as much as I respect the lady's honestly she could have invested her beauty and see how some flock towards her

The following is what a woman posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty


A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.
J.P. Morgan CEO
Source
[url]www.worthytoshare.net/url]

The girl is ugly

Exactly even if chibok is a scam, the sad reality is corruption and bad governance. And thats the real abduction of better life for every Nigerian

CFCfan: GEJ has appointed a record 14 women into his cabinet within 4 years.

Gender Equality bro

Women chances in GEJ administration are very high. Scripted move, very novel. 9ja!!

maclatunji: There is this "rival" iftar that has kept me from attending many Nairaland Iftars in the past and true to form I confirmed last night it is holding on the same day as Nairaland's event this year again.

I have decided that I am attending the Nairaland Iftar this year but might have to leave early, say between 6-6.30pm. I just do not know how to not attend the other one. The organiser (a relative) is very close to me on a person-to-person basis and I do not have the capacity (yet) to say: "sorry, I could not come at all..." I think it does more harm than good and the other party is one I would loathe to offend.

Talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place.

the shura will deliberate on this

Meestique: Hehe..! Av been everywhere, to the south, east nd west. I never near north sha..

haha I thougt yu have yo matrimony there (up north )

Meestique: Good morning this cold morning..!

where have you bn? And don't even mention london Bcuz the queen is ill

Breathtaking! Well I just resurrected the thread, I guess that's artistic too

Humblemigg: baruten, i stay in ilorin though. U?

ilorin east LGA

SiriusBlack: Nigeria's allies in the War on Terror...CAMEROONIAN BIR troops at the Nigerian-Cameroonian Border..These peeps always come out tops in gun battles with Boko Haram militants..most likely owing to superior rifles.

they have better armoury in essence?

Humblemigg: thanx my brother

ehen Migg which local govt you from?

kingtunmibuild: na tru bros am @kaduna already....

guess yur not far from zaria

Humblemigg: why do i hav to let nation giv me hbp? B4 nation wide, ppl don die finish.

haha that's good anyways

kingtunmibuild: gat no choice on my way to zaria to finish every thing ....wel it gud to see hw abu look lyk nd also to buy d putme past question....add me @kingtunmibuild95 on 2go

yur kidding right?

Humblemigg: 'NATION-WIDE' who cares? Reg done. Can't wait 2 see my Humble prospective course mates Mrklock, Mynahbeu, Obeenah and others on d 4th of august. Nl family... One big family.

lol you didn't wait for 'nation-wide' too

bolinco1: good job boss,where do u make ur payment?and wich bank do u pay to?

yur wlc sir, I actually sent money to zaria, I didn't bother asking the person which bank he used. I'll ask, but since you've paid be patient

mrklock: Omo No dulling! post ur post UTME acknowledgement slip if you have registered! heres mine

yur full name? Number? E-mail? bro dem neva spam you before. Try edit all that out( my 1 cent) congrat and goodluck anyways

barackodam: Lagosians have u been able to do anitin

Yes (not in lagos though)

bolinco1: i appreciate.i log in,bt it seemz d transaction is nt yet done.i tot dat should b done immediatelly i made d payment.wat is ur view abt dis?

if you're sure of the payment just exercise patience. However you can go to the bank you made the payment to confirm the transaction. You're not the only having this issue, although mine reflected immediately

bolinco1: k.tanks,what is d next step?

upload ur passport and fill in your o-level results, save it and it will pop-up ur schedule viz acknowledgement slip

back2you: Am done with my registaration wetin for de day to come

goodluck 2 yu

bolinco1: i just made my payment to one gt bank in kaduna,how will i know if d transaction is completed?

Re-log in again with yur jaamb no and SOE, the notification that's you've paid is in green 'transaction paid'

Karleb: I tell you.

E pain the girl like mad, she come draw sword.


I also liked it when she said "you fight harder than you fucck".

hehe self-denial, the screw that the masked guards were awed

mekuzee1: Dat was d only part I enjoyed in d movie....bt mehn d dude screwed d living soul out of d babe..

and I enjoyed the after-screw part "my answer is still 'No' "

obeenah40: cooL, congrats buddy, and GoodLuck.

same to you, thanks mahn

Abuklaw: Alihamdulilah, it has been fair to me. Hope you've been able to pay in and register?

Alhamdulillah, yes I'm through. My exam date is 5th of Aug

obeenah40: lol... sorry guy... I lost ma oda fone+ma sim in it can only reach me on whatsApp till i do wlcmBack

ohh sorry about, I'm through though