₦airaland Forum

Sermwell:
Everything is wrong with this useless government!

How is this government's fault, reasoning like this makes government neglect actual cries and pains of the masses. because you find everyway to insult the government

KingCold:
Ah, "Masturbation" ..one of Nairaland's most favourite topics, if not the most favourite topic

i dy tell you, i can't count how many times i have seen a topic like this on the front page.

Domaining101:
He should be jailed immediately. He is transgressing against their constitutional right of freedom of religion. Sharia law has come to stay in the entire Yoruba land and we the omoluabi's are fully in support of it. Anybody opposing Sharia/Islamic Laws in Yoruba land should henceforth be considered an enemy of the entire SW and Yoruba people. We can not allow our society become wayward.

Yoruba Lagba

did u even read the post? the state government don talk say dem no recognize the sharia court

Feldie:
She should be honored. Zuckerberg is the secret ruler of the world. The weirdo who knows everything about you, even things you yourself don't know about you. If your friends gossip about you, he knows. Even if you are not on Facebook, you are on WhatsApp. He knows your wife's boyfriend and he probably has her nudes too

no use this sense cross road o

Salewa97:
The way some of you are just trying so hard to create something out of nothing, eish.

Make una no worry, we go eventually locate una

WEREY

Typicool8:
Just shut the fvck up bloody zombiee.
You're on every thread posting bullshit up and down try to form Sergio Ramos just to defend incompetency.

Mumu Just dy use chat gpt cap nonsense on every thread

UncleKoboko:
LIARS

In what part of Lagos is fuel 850 to 950?

Highest 700

Na God go punish ur papa fuel wey I just bought nw for 820 at oregun

08023609039

Enskynelson:
Do you do exercise?
How about masturbation?
Is your BP normal too? And you have to watch your weight and food intake.

Not really
Sometimes
It was a bit high of late in which am taking medications for
Am not obese

Guys I need help
Recently I noticed I have been having weak erections and at this point it is becoming embarrassing, I really need help as I have limited time to redeem myself (if u know what am saying). Has this happened to you before? If yes how did u overcome it?

Ps: before you say std I haven't have sex in a very long time

flexyrule:
Make I shame haters small.

2k for the first 5 people to quote me.

Quote with account details oooo

2021146969 kuda mfb

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Moyinoluwa35:
So am back again..What can 2k do for you ? gonna pick two lucky winner

Help me print my final year project

OldNairalander:
If White money win I will give #5k give away to 10 nairalanders.
Sponsored by a friend though

#team whitemoney
0234785819 gtb

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
I know alot of people are going to insult me on this one

But ain't scared

Na left leg him lose nor be the two hands....

Just go into keyboarding....na all these kind people the god of bombing dey quick answer

Pls teach me how to bomb

Uzomarrr123:
What your school
What your full name
What your department
What your level too

I just sent you a mail sir

I swear am not lying, even if na borrow

Good day, Good people of nairaland. Please am in a dilemma presently and I have no choice than to come here to plead for assistance. I need 15k to complete my school fees, even if na borrow after my exams I will look for job to pay back. Pls this is not a scam, u can check my profile ve been here awhile and am pained to do this.pls help me with the little u can, I beg u in the name of God.

02 three 4 78 five 819 gtb.

Good day, Good people of nairaland. Please am in a dilemma presently and I have no choice than to come here to plead for assistance. I need 15k to complete my school fees, even if na borrow after my exams I will look for job to pay back. Pls this is not a scam, u can check my profile ve been here awhile and am pained to do this.pls help me with the little u can, I beg u in the name of God.

02 three 4 78 five 819 gtb.

I have not been myself for a long time now.I ve tried everything just to get back up and see the light again but all to no avail, this was one of the reasons I decided to join nairaland, so it could serve as a comic relief and keep me off suicidal thoughts but of late nairaland is no longer doing it for me.
I just can't seems to get it, is like am just a collosal waste of space and I think the world will be better off without me. I thought they said life is full of ups and downs but my life is filled with nothing but downs and the abyss. If I try to explain no one will get me, I tried committing suicide during the lockdown but the only thing that kept me from doing it was the thought of the family I will be leaving behind, the thought of the pains and heartbreaks I will be leaving behind, but for me waking up day after day is like opening the curtains to another scene of an endless tragedy play. My last wish before sleep every night is not to wake up but it seems like all my wishes has something in common NEVER COMING TO PASS. Am sorry if I sound ungrateful, am sorry if I sound selfish but I never beg to exist in the first place, is like I was roped into this without seeking my opinion about it but who am I kidding when did my opinion ever matters. Dear reader sorry for bothering you with my cries of woes and pains I think I will stop here.

Goodbye world
Goodbye mom and dad, this wasn't your fault, you tried your best. I guess I was just a manufacturer error and I need to be sent back to the factory.
Goodbye siblings, sorry I wasn't a good influence and it had to end this way.
Goodbye nairaland, thanks for the good laughs you left on my face but I guess my problems found a way to build a immunity for them.

PS: I don't do drugs, dont bet in short I will say I was a good kid but I guess it wasnt enough.

Hmm rip

Ok the truth dy come out small small

Ebuka78:
Like if you no longer support or have never supported Buhari


Share if you are still supporting Buhari


Mention if you are still enjoying free oprea mini 50 MB daily on Aiirtel and Mtn

Bleep out if you are not a Nigerian.

Swears I still dy enjoy am

A

righteousness666:
condolences to the family of the dead

all these are signs of end time pls kindly repent your sins before it too late

JESUS IS LORD!!!

Which one be righteousness666 nitori olohun

Thumbs up guys

Hmm

Confirmedzombie:
I think we are winning the war. The FG should open up the economy.

Reopen schools for our children to return back to school.

FG cant allow campaigns and elections while our schools remain shut.

Markets and parks can be operating while our schools remain shut.

Nigerians have since moved on and no one cares about COVID-19.

Our children are tired of staying at home.

Mumu I think say you talk say make Dem add 4months to the total lockdown . so e Don tire you.

That nice. Kudos to them all

Mine

ecolime:
Toughest election of the year.
Like for Obaseki, share for Iyamu
N.B: Edo voters only

Anaye abeg go sleep. So u be inec abi wey dy conduct election.

chatinent:
Human's government has failed. It cannot answer man's greatest problems.

I ve heard some people saying this and I dont seem to get it, so would you care to explain what will solve man's problem.

bjprodint:
at least trees dont have sex trees dont get upset unnecessarily trees dont nag trees provide peace and provide for your needs.
trees are lovely!

Then go and marry one.