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Suigeneris93:
The kind of company you keep tho ever heard of birds of a feather flocking together?

lol!....I avnt and I don't wish to hear dat!: D



well on a serious note!....stop denying d fact!...its obvious dats how most gals behave!....

Smellymouth:
Elo Bae, "yhu know I can give you the world.. I will give u happiness and joy, I will make all your dreams come through, give yourself to me"-- Thus Saith the LORD

lol!....u got me in dat!....


abeg I no fit shout!

Smellymouth:
Elo Bae, "yhu know I can give you the world.. I will give u happiness and joy, I will make all your dreams come through, give yourself to me"-- Thus Saith the LORD

lol!....u got in dat!....


abeg I no fit shout!

Firstlieutenant:
Mumu like you! U no sabi better thing! Na that him smellymouth you allow am use dey kisss your kpomo lips. Choi!!!! Poor taste!

lol!...sorry u no know say e pain u like dis!


kpele!

Suigeneris93:
You're speaking from the experience of doing such ba

lol!...am a gal,I also have female friends!...so dats an enoff reason!

too much of idleness is killing our youth!


wah d hell is dis rubbish!.....our nairaland has gone mad again!

I fink women are more selfish!....yea guys are selfish buh women are more selfish!....


op d example u sited above was from just a friend of urs and it apply to some men too buh most women does all DAT and even more!....dey might date more Dan 10 men,each has dere purpose......maybe one for sex,one for money,one for love,etcetera!

dey mostly fink abt demslves wifout feelings for oders!

if I should be a virgin,why can't I marry a Virgin?...and vice versa!

#teamvirgin!

Firstlieutenant:
Babe under no circumstance should u feel insecure. Anyway that na by the way. I like ur new pic. Those ya lips go good to kisss. In fact one of these days I go handle dem and by the time I finish dem go become softer than butter.

....abeg go joor....I don't want ur company!....Mr smellymouth will do for me!

Firstlieutenant:
Babe, wen u finish with that wimp make you come over to me. No worry I go give you all the protection you need, even if na for the valley of shadow of death - no shaking.

so smellymouth is now a wimp!...lmao....

Smellymouth:
Hahahahah.. ishiilove is a lady after my heart..
I wooed her and I survived without getting banned. That shows that she dug my style
Ishi, wherever yhu are, na Joke I dey oo

lol!....u are vewi funny!


we've gat to leave dis thread.....are u not afraid....just u and I walking in dis lonely thread road!...me am scared joor....make we go were people plenty!


mawnin!

RadicallyBlunt:
may be her destiny is for sale






Oh sorry, she's destined to sell I mean

guy u well so??...

lol!....a virgin after giving birth to 3 children!......
smellymouth av u seen dis?

joey150:
you dey refine fuel? I need your services oh

yea dear....and most importantly I refine money!

joey150:
you dey refine fuel? I need your services oh

yea dear....and most importantly I refine money!

Smellymouth:
Lol.. you are good at derailin threads.. Lalasti.lala is coming for thee..

U think say I nor fit drag rice with u? Hehehehe... well, I don't think I can sha..Lol. My offline personality is quite different from my crazy NL personality.
Offline, I am one shy, calm and reserved dude..
Difficult to believe ryt? wait oo, na since yesterday??
Haba!!! The owner of this thread don even run leave the thread for us...Lmao

i know u must be a cool guy!....those DAT are good in causing commotion and lafter are normally cool in d outside world!


lol..I no even know who open dis thread self!...d guy don run!....lala will soon ban u or better still ishilooove!

TonyMorgani:
She tried sha. I will rate her 3/10

*wicked!

space bookers association of nairaland up dere!...una well done ooo

sure say una watch d video so?

Smellymouth:
Refiner !!! Be civil oo
I prefer wearing natives to wedding ceremonies. It makes me feel more comfortable.

Don't worry, if we get to d venue, u go tell me weda I go eat jollof rice or not
Shey u go dey eat, I go dey watch u abi??
Errrmmm, lemme get Colgate. Maclean, Closeup , Oral B, MyMy Toothpastes

lol!....na drag u go drag d rice wif me?....no suit....no jollof!


I fink u also have to add habur toothpaste to all DAT too!....d smell strong!



wheeeeeew!....see as we just turn person thread to gisting ground!....who go believe say we av been chatting since yesterday!

KingRex1:
You be jumpin upandan..

and u be shaking ur head upandan!

Smellymouth:
Haba, cut me some slacks na .. I rarely wear suit/ coat/ trench coat . The last time I wore suit before wearing this one was during my project defense way back in 2011.
I just don't feel comfortable wearing it. Had to ido it because of my friend's wedding..

Bwahahah.. On my way to the supermarket to get Colgate toothpaste like :::::::

lol!...u know dis is a wedding ceremony... u ought to look smart...just as ladies do wear gown,guys ought to wear suits!....

so go and get a suit,wifout it u are not going wif me ooo...and u know wah DAT means...no jollof rice for u!



I will advice u to buy 5 diff toothpaste....cos dis ur mouth smell die!...one toothpaste just can't handle it!

Smellymouth:
Lol.. I hate cooking , as for the "coat", lol. Nor worry, nor be Aba made

I have sent the number joor!! Lol. We must eat the jollof rice together

I don't care if its aba made coat or american made coat!...I just distest it!... I prefer suit instead like d one on ur dp....buh blue will be OK!.....


yea she confirmed it!....lol we can only d jollof togeder if u can brush ur teeth vewi well.....u know I can't share my jollof wif a smelly mouth!

KingRex1:
Smh

smhv for u!

...wonderful!

Angelberry:
Yeah he just did..thanks

...u re welcome!

Smellymouth:
Lol.. I will gladly chop d jollof rice Cox I can't cook..
Don't forget the date tho .. lemme iron my "coat " in preparation..


*whispers in her ears*** I just got off the fone with angel...

lol....as old as u are...u no fit cook!...shame on u!...
coat?....if na coat u go wear,den go on ur own cos I no fit dey walk hand in hand wif someone on coat!...





waoooo....like seriously.... and she didn't even inform me!....now I can now av a deep breath!

buh I sure say u no dey lie give me!....make I call am first!....

cc angelberry!

Smellymouth:
Lol.. so u ve bin attending weddings without me abi??

How I take dey fall ur hand na??

lol is dat y u are *sharing* tears?....ohk don't worry,next Saturday is definitely gonna be a wedding day for some couples!...even tho I don't know any of dem,we go just attend am!...at least to chop free jollof!



*whispers in his ears* u no send d number for her again?

gals are d architect of dere problems!...imagin d audacity!....

its well sha!

martyns303:
You are one terrible parent, "children making children". You should be protecting your child.

was just wondering same!

Jlakeside:
Can you swear with your _clitoris that you're not jlakeside?

go to hell!....hapum aka!....onwe Ihe n'eme gi n'isi?

Smellymouth:
Hahahahha.. na only jollof rice u wan eat?? wat of white rice and stew??

lol!....jollof is d main meal cooked in every wedding ceremony nah!....I hardly see stew in any ceremony ooo


so how far nah!....u just dey Fall my hands sha!

Generalkorex:
aunty abeg just say yes 4 dis guy and save this thread. I take God beg u.

....I never knew love is now a do or die affair ooo


well av told him to go somewhere else and continue his ranting buh he didn't comply....I called on d mod to ban him buh dey didn't!