₦airaland Forum

KingRex1:
Lol i knw stfu babes plenty, bt e no mean. You're his main.

....FALSE!...

rexmania:
Nothing just saying hi

hnmm..funny!


oya woo ur lady!...catch fun!

tunex11:
Yes my lady

sweet to hear!
although u av to save such lines for some oder day!!!

slyIsaac:
Don't worry love I gat yhu covered...

Elgrande oya o...make sure yhu charm tis bae like I taught yhu...no fall hand o...the fate of the whole anambra association of wooers (ASW) is in yhur hands

....

who be dat?

timidapsin:
I will do mine with you at night

wetin u go do wif me at nite?


abeg woo me now if u dey serious joor!

tunex11:
To gorgeous refiner, in her smiles I see something more beautiful than the stars more beautiful than any thing in this world. Now you wonder what could be more beautiful than all this it's you because the truth is beauty is d best part of a picture which No colour or words can described. Give me something deep that even the ocean is going to be jealous. Winks refiner

....see as I just dey smile like fish!


are u for real?

rexmania:
I dey fear make the person no shortchange me

wat are u saying?

STFUareyouGod:
pls bring it on

I don't av to reveal her name to u!....c'mon make it a lil bit romantic....call her name wif some sweet cool words and she will be grateful u did!


my 1penny tho!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Sure thing.[/color]

and pls either of dem dats OK by u...try to be fast abt it so I will know were I stand!

KingRex1:
stfuareyougod woo refiner!

ahh!!....my body is still precious to me....I no want a case of acid ooo!

slyIsaac:
And una too Audray,prettythicksme,refiner,dollyjoy,tat small girl cruzita,meriebloom,babydoll,karishika419 shey all of una don get wooers


Who remain? no time o..I go. Soon drop another mind blowing one .. Who ready to collect am?

Jadekitana hw market??

lol!....nobody one woo me ooo...I no no say I wicked reach like dis ooo!


I no no say I wicked reach dis extent ooo?

Godsate:
How I wish you understand what you are saying.

You are just praying to God to give you a failure as husband. You need to see ur pastor for deliverance.

lol!...funny sombori!


was only jocking o jare!

teemoney35:
May the lord gave you ur match

....na joke wey I dey oga!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Yea! Or I may open it myself.
You're welcome.[/color]

your wish!....

try cc me when u do!

STFUareyouGod:
her? Who she? Yes, pls do

again!!!!!!!!....pls stop!

are u sure u re ready for dis?

rexmania:
How come education thread dey show for wooing challenge . Am thinking about something sha

I don't understand?...wat do u mean?

STFUareyouGod:
who 'her'?

oh lord!...must u correct me all d time....I intentionally do write all dat!


her?...ur crush!... should I?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Yea, on Nairaland. Maybe the thread has not been opened yet.

I'll notify you when I post the contact.[/color]

yea I fink so!

ohk!...will be waiting...fanks!

STFUareyouGod:
it's not sDfu its sTfu

Copied?


And sorry, I'm not wooing nobody

oh!...Mr teacher,almost fogot DAT!
sorry for d mistake tho!

u ain't wooing nobody?....u can't be serious!...so all those sweet words u dey use wif her na for fancy?.....


u wan make I cc her?

STFUareyouGod:
how hard is it to type 't'?

....'t'?....were should I put d t?

Synzu:
I know say you nor go school. So??

so tell me wat u meant by dat word!

Dklef:
Omo no time o

..You nor see say lezz don commence him own? Abi you want make i dull myself?

hehehhe....una blood just dey hot!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]There is a group I know of but that was for last year.

There is also usually a UNIBEN aspirants thread always created every year in the education section.

If it has not been created, it will soon be created. Just watch out for it. I'll send my phone contact to you if you need it for further enquiries.[/color]

ohk!....u mean here on nairaland?...av not seen one yet!


how will u send ur contact?....maybe in ur siggy rite?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]ROTFLOL!!!
[/color]

...
u dey laff me abi?

Tallesty1:
Please swerve make I see better client.

....ye of little faith!

were is iplegde10....sdfuareugod?...and my darling mrcork!

were is iplegde10....sdfuareugod?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I can still woo again if I want, but I won't be able to organize the show effectively.

You get?

You can send a pm if it's really important so we don't derail. Your choice tho.[/color]

ohk!....I get it!


erhmm...I don't know how to send pm!...and I can't reply pm either!....its vewi important!


maybe do u know of any uniben group u can introduce me to on watsapp?

lezz:
[b]Misspicy, You know i don't need this thread to paint my heart to you.

I have wanted you long before this.

To share my bed and life!!!

Misspicy, my feet have gone weary
And my heart has become numbed with pain.

I have chased you through the streets of nairaland with a rose, my surname and the promise of forever!!!

You decline still

And my heart bleeds

I have travelled all the routes to the 6 regions of Nigeria.


But the road to your heart still eludes me!!!

Could you stop my bleeding heart?

Give me just a fraction of your heart

And ease the agony of life without you.


I know the thoughts of Leslie darkens the shadows of your heart atimes!!!

And my lifestyle quenches the embers of fire you may have for me!


I'm complicated, no doubt.


But i believe in reincarnation.

You were the last sight, a light of hope my eyes beheld before i lost my last life!!!

And I've dedicated this life to making you the centre of my quest!!!


Take forever to decide if you must!!!

The fires you have stoked in my heart will burn forever until you realize that you were designed for me.


Every curve of your body was cast my God himself to meet my specification.


The formation of your breasts stirs the flow of my blood.


Each post you make, even the most silly ones bring desire to my eyes.


All my senses come alive whenever you come around!!!

Patch up my bleeding heart

And i swear, ill make you see what the future holds for you.


Meet me outside.

And let tomorrow begin today


[/b]

I don melt finish!...abeg misspicy accept dis guy....him own don too much!!!....

naijaboiy hope u dey take note!

wristbangle:

That means that " your signature" is for me?

erm... errm....erm.....yea!...I fink so!

Tallesty1:
Nah love.

That kain junior secondary school love wey go make you to beat thegirl you like but you no go allow another guy to beat her.

....so?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol...if I woo I won't be able to organize the show effectively.

By the way I wooed two years ago. [/color]

and u can't woo again becos u wooed two yrs back?...naso dem dey do am?

never knew!


by d way,I wan ask u abt una school,vewi important.....

hope I won't be derailing if I do?