₦airaland Forum

well Pals....look out for my diary soon,!
I knw it wip be of a relieve to me,wen I write it out in pain!

Brandnew2:
Pay attention, don't seek it. www.nairaland.com/2908464/romance-section-newbies-thread

oh....wats dat pls?

Jchi9876:
who be the "we"? change that thing to "i"
you are one of those girls that will. allow these"celebs" choookkk you for nothing

better use ur head

.....speechless...don't even knw wat to reply u!

Jerryspryng:
Dis 1 dat u ar crushing on everybody,na trailer u go take carry ur val's gifts go houz on sunday ooo...

lol.....

bad...very bad...

and dey are called headmasters wifout living an examplary life for d pupils to learn!

hnmmmm.....some men up dere looks like dey are in one secret society......

Mr IBU my man!....always looking funny!

she grew so fast!....flavour do marry dis ur babymama,make we all rest!.....

Remyboyhefty:
Stupidity of a biafran he-goat on display

hope u got a bank alert!....

silly tribe bigot!

lol....phyno my crush!

buh becos of dis,I will discrush u!


buh wait a min,val is on Sunday,,...make I try manage u....so u still my paddy!

Brandnew2:
Okay, we've heard you.

What happens after Valentine is even more important to us.

November is believed to record the highest number of births in recent times so we do not mind making such sacrifices you have requested for as long as we get the Coochie then we'll be fine.

Hopefully, in nine months you will give us a bunch of babies. If you are not ready for that, then we still have a free pass to the Coochie.

I bet this is a worthy arrangement and we are absolutely ready to bare the cost/investment towards infinitesimal joy in the bedroom and hopefully, this applies to other aspects of our lives.

It will be a win win situation and everyone is happy.

Signed.
By Brandnew2
@GidiLink
On behalf of frustrated Nigerian men.

this got me lol!!!

STFUareyouGod:
never ever quote me again

lol....I won't!
oh!...I just did nw!....can't help it

hnmmmm....my fear be say make d elder sister no go pour acid on d younger sister ooo....

u beta leave both of dem alone!!!

I and sdfuareyougod will definitely have baby number 5......

so dats why I divorced him...he is too ugly,so my child wif him will be uglier!!!

China!....looked more like a China den,buh nw....more uglier dan u fink..

iykekelvins:
Are u an igbo girl?

yea......proud one at dat!

nice piece op!....
although difficult to practise!

I can't believe most of u believe dis crap!....op is bleeping troll!!!

STFUareyouGod:
lol. What's it all about?
***edited*** Ok, I will..... Just checked it out

asslicker!!!

Jerryspryng:
U again

lol....wat I do

Jerryspryng:
I'm 4rm Airtel trybe Lolzzzzzzzz.....

den forget abt it,I won't translate d muzic....

MrCork:
...anyways since I ask ..did I mention I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot!

....bleep off joor make I see road!

WiLdFLame:
Bro i hear say na u dey suck refiner and hateu2 boobi all alone? na true

u are insane,!

STFUareyouGod:
What vomit? Who's your vomit? What you mean you don't go back to your vomit?


Btw, the picture isn't fake. That's me and her

if u don't knw wat I mean by vomit den am glad!

Sandie does nt av a hot body....and u are nt as cute as dat guy!....

MrCork:
...you based serrries help serrrrriously...so insted of sexxxxxing me..a whole fine boy Londoner...wit all your shakaraa..you setle for better..abi?.. I hope you now see the reason why we settlefor white women & refuse to come home & marry? .. shame!

gerout joor!....ur brain needs to be charged!

STFUareyouGod:
Yur jealous? That's me in the pic

jelouse of who?....u must be dreaming...I don't go back to my vomit!
wat pic?....d fake pic she uploaded?

STFUareyouGod:
e concern you?

y did she mention my name!

oh....u re defending her rite

op wait till after val,before professing ur love....my candid advice

Pele op....go and buy iron!

sweetheart!

picture of she masturbating and d dad eatin it or idonbolivit!!

saintloveren:
MY GUY afar na? na u i dey talk to na, u nor go field today?

pls stop spewing trash!....

Xiadnat:
Y'know, I have been meaning to ask this question this thread seems like a good place to drop this deuce.

Why are Nigerians so morbid? I mean when you view NL's Front Page news, I am just so flabbergasted at people who take picture of horrifying accidents even taking pictures of the dead. And, even more so, I am quite astounded with people who post these pictures for others to view?


So, NIGERIANS, WHY THE FASCINATION WITH MORBIDITY AND MORTALITY? Does it make you feel better about the state of your country, your life or what exactly Do you derives some sick twisted joy in viewing pics of deadly accidents?

Attn: SEUN and co....

pls oga sir....dis ur post has nofin to do wif my thread!.....so Bleep off!