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ShakurM:
Of course I do, just took a break yesterday ...me sef dey suspect you

suspect me for wetin kwanuat least I do go out...buh u only sleep all day....

xpac01:
My life is more meaningful than you could have ever imagined.. Just got to be plain here. Now you, you, can you see a sister coming outta man's room at sunrise and still be convinced they just had an innocent night Let's get some things plain right.

warever!....buh u can't judge a whole cos of an attitude of one.....dere must be someone diff out dere!

xpac01:
Give it up to me bae. I aint a "castrated Chinese". Sounds hillarious having a wifi in my room whole night and still not log in my hardware. At best at best just don't come spending the night.
You just claiming some stuffs but deep within you know it's very close to impossicantbility. Huh.

deep within me,I knw dat sex is over rated!....means nofin to me...foget sex,go and get a meaningful life buddy!

MrCork:
....sweeery...stop fronting...you should be tanking the CEO of nairaland..Seun osewa..cos if not for nairaland...village girls like you will NEVER have the shance to talk to a Londoner like me...I lie??....anyways jus make sure you come to my residence dress nice or else...I drive u back!!

hnmmmm.....if only u knw who u re talking to,u won't be spitting out dis gibberish!I knw u must be finkin hard to figure out we're ur next meal will be coming from,.....buh never to worry,I jst wanna pity u,so get ur lazy ass to my house,,,,dere re som left ova meals kept beside d wastebin...before my dogs feast on it.....hehhhehe

ShakurM:
Slept all day o , I can't come and go and kill myself away

so u don't go out....I deey suspect u ooo

Smellymouth:
OP's Girlfriend, is dat u

yea dats me.....and I hate sex...so he should learn Hw to live wifout sex or I will break up wif him!

rollUP:
A konjified boyfriend is hosting his gf for the night and u want him to just sleep?

all dis reverend fathers and sisters dat av never engaged in sex before kwanu?.....op should learn to hold his body....sex is nt food!

xpac01:
Oh common, stop checking on that sh.t. How can you stay hungry while you have food already on ya table beaming with heavenly aroma

lol....dunno u are sex starved ooo!

Matttthew:
Now read the first post on this page 2




Cc Englishmart

but sometimes u guys pushes gals to wear dat....abi u knw?

3rdlegxxx:
Lol, U dis girl, u like fight pass food, never running away, u no dey gree sha

hehhehhe...still waiting for misspicy fire ooo...

3rdlegxxx:
Hehehehe!! Thank God I am not that list

make I modify am.....u must be dere...u re in fact dere director!

3rdlegxxx:
3rd girl I am hearing with Catarrh today, isokay d two at work, I just dey use them laugh, now u too, ur lucky I can't call u, would have teased u till u feel refined.. Hehehe

pls I don't understand wat u typed dere....can u repeat,dis time wif a refined English

ucnwafor:
Introvert refiner I hail thee

wats ur problem?....why stalking me??

misspicy:
Eleyi ti gba werey mesin



quote me and catch fire

I don quote u....still waiting for d fire tho.....

sdfuareyougod
mrcork
traplord
sonofmark
do u guys do dis

Smellymouth:
Lemme get this straight, u re planning to host her for a "whole night," without fvcking her

Wetin una wan dey do d whole night? Singing praise and worship??

wat happens to sleep....last I checked,night is meant for sleeping.....so dats wat she meant!

ShakurM:
Thx. I have forgiven you ,how 2dy na

today was kinda stressful....av gotten a catarrh already....and urs?

sauceny:
Like you aren't part of em

my dear am nt an ungrateful child to God!!

MrCork:
...dress sexxxy?....yeaaa baby...now you talk in my language...I No you Ghana girls like pounds sterlin & lokily for u..I gots pounds sterlin waitin for you...anyways I will let you no wot hotel I will be blooming.. this will be your shance to eat chicken n chips with Chinese dried rice wita Londoner..you must show up by all means nesesary! ! (Lucky you)

hehehhehe....abi...It will be very sweet to eat on d same table wif a Londoner....try send d hotel name,wen u wish to come.......buh before den,u can go to hell!!!

ShakurM:
Me?you don fvckk up like that

don't mind me joor....I just like ur post...was vewi funny buh d truth!

ShakurM:
This ur mouth ehn! kuku insult me finish

ah!insult u for wetin nah....I just dey surprise say u Dan go buy small brain....kudos

ShakurM:
Hmm, Let me thank God jare ..God created perfect in my name

nw dats wat am talking about...

ShakurM:
don't die o, like most things in life we laugh because it's funny and it's true

yea very true....dis one u talk sense dis nyte....

ShakurM:
First place in pageantry : 1000 hugs, 2million naira, 1house for Banana island, 1 island in space, 1 car 2020 edition

First place in Academics : one handshake, 100k and Toshiba main frame desktop

lwkmd.....I haff die....funny u

MrCork:
...you come to nairaland incoraging women to use preegnasy to trapp celebritys & then when I expose you...you deny (READ YOUR PREVVIOUS POST AGAIN). SHAME ON YOU!!!

oya screen shot it!

MrCork:
....anyways..the good news for you is that I be common to nigeria in March & you must come & visit me at my hotel... I bet I would be the first Londoner you Eva spoken to in your life...and pliss make sure you dress nice!

hehhehe....did I jst read dis crap!....MUST!!!....never to worry dear,I will honour ur invitation....just call me wen u arrive...and I will be in ur hotel room and on ur bed within some minute.......Mr Londoner!

I will dress sexier dan ever ......do u knw wat it means to see a Londoner?...I guess u don't!

mtsheeeeeeeeew

MrCork:
....anyways..the good news for you is that I be common to nigeria in March & you must come & visit me at my hotel... I bet I would be the first Londoner you Eva spoken to in your life...and pliss make sure you dress nice!

hehhehe....did I jst read dis crap!....MUST!!!....never to worry dear,I will honour ur invitation....just call me wen u arrive...and I will be in ur hotel room and on ur bed within some minute.......Mr Londoner!