₦airaland Forum

donhils:
I want a new phone but just don't like S5, can't afford s6 and LG G4, xperia z2 screen and back scratches easily cos it doesn't have gorilla glass and charges very slowly, G3 is scarce. Don't know what to do again.

seek the G3 still your best bet, sebi someone advertised one here earlier?

Phema:
*whistling*
Since I was born, and now I'm getting old, I've never seen Nigeria changing. Brother have you seen?

see wetin you don cause?

People dey look as i burst laugh reading this.

*still struggling to control the laughter*

Demmzy15:
We had arguments in which you ran away

please remind me, youre sure it wasnt that you were arguing without logic?

frankyychiji:
Ok nah! Make I "refreshate"

chop knuckle biko

funkybully:
Buhari is an unrepentant bigot. I wonder what sw peeps see in this man that made them allow themselves to be scammed by an illiterate nomadic bigot called buhari

The vp na dia brother
Then na dia overlord Tinubu dey arrange thinking for dem.

Plus promise of free food daily, no forget sey person sell him birthright for food. only difference was his own was 'cash and carry' dis one na promise and fail.

chukwudi44:
DONT MIND THE IDIOTS CHANTING CHANGE!!! THE ARE FRAUDSTERS AND TRIBALISTS!!

dont forget masturbaytors

kilode100:
What

You were meant to fill the blank space for us ni

kilode100:
If he likes let him appoint his dog, so far he performs, ba wahala.

One thing that points to the possibility of him performing as we speak is...?

Rapsainot:
Apc sucks !!!!!

and self-services too dont forget

Using G3 since i think september last year
one word - incredibulous!

Got the 32gig and added a 64gig sandisc memory card
so i have all my music in two places laptop and phone

I have a problem of wanting to listen to a song and it hooks me like im gonna die if i dont hear it
This baby saved me.

Not bothered about how many apps i can download see it, like it, got it...loads o space to spare dude!

Really fast response tie never gotten a hang or anything like that.
Use broadband wifi to enjoy my experience so when any quacks come on NL to try me, i full ground throway for them. seriously what this means is i can actually leave my laptop when im on the road.

Thumbs up to google drive and cloud, need to review a document its just whip it out and bam!
Screen size is big enough for me to see and portable enough to pocket.

Meanwhile that hirl i saw receiving a call with her tablet close to her ear like a phone, ah ahn now? bet why?

Battery lifes really good lasts really long when my subscription runs out, wifi chops battery depending on usage.
Mines the 855 model i think so didnt come with a radio- bummer!

One more thing when the battery is worn like totally dead as in to get a new one phone kinda starts to act funny, some r3tard at slot actually said it was probably cos the memory card was too much for the phone, meanwhile 128gig would still work perfectly.
Went there cos i thought it was a virus, bone head charged me 5k to flash 2 hours later same issue, trust na when the guy saw my face he didnt even ask he just refunded me.

meanwhile had forgotten i was still under warranty. silly me

Now went to LG office somewhere in computer village after inquiring on NL, got a new battery and that was it! baby fired right back up and ive been insulting loads of silly people on NL amongst other things without fear of battery dying quickly.

Like i said wifis a battery drainer, turn that off and youll go for long, played songs on it for long with inbuilt speakers, didnt affect battery much

Got an invite for One plus one, fashied when gsm arena did comparisons, saw the review for one plus two as well, still no match.

I think the G3 is like a mercedes benz its not about how flashy you can get, pop in the hood...burn the competition.

If youre considering getting a phone dude you just hit the jackpot with this.

PS i never thought id ever buy an LG phone in my life, this one shut me the hell up big time...gday mate!

If you have any questions mate, holla.

anyimgbo:
You must be a Muslim or know every rudiments in Islamic religion to be able to scam them.....

Forget dat thing guy open new tab make google dey run if dem ask anything, you know what dey say, google is your...? friend!

Demmzy15:
I know you somewhere!

eez dat sooo?

frankyychiji:
My friend shut up your buccal cavity! Is Rochas more Apc than Liar Mohammed? Didn't Lair Mohammed tell the world on National TV that Buhari was JUST a product of the party and not the leader of the party? Were you in Burundi when the declaration Was made? What manner of damage control is the overfed governor doing?

I dey gbadun your responses guy


Take no prisoners

Finish dem all

Dan banza

*follows*

patmaine:
He also debunked as untrue the rumour that the president collected
$2.2 billion dollar loan for the rehabilitation of North East states
ravaged by Boko Haram menace. “We never discussed the issue of
loan, even the World Bank offer which was given to us was 20 years
without payment.”



Maybe rochas was sleeping wen they discussed the loan

Maybe?

Youre still contemplating?

Demmzy15:
I'm proud of those girls

Make that two of us

Yahoo boys oya sambisa ya.

Twaci:
Hmmm, meaning I can scam the BH guys and get away with it?

Wait oh...the money, who gets to keep it?

If you talk EFCC

If you dont talk then you

so decide.

Ednite:
but why do u guyz keep on insulting ur gov't? Ur gov't is 100times b8r than mine!

For real?
Where you from?

Even at that its still no where compared a lot of others.
Really sorry about yours though

kannymoore:
That's a very silly story and I belive anyone who decides to accept the OP's advice as gospel really does need his head examined.

Is there any bank that doesn't have ctV cameras installed at vantage points around the bank premises asides the camera that is installed in the AtM itself?

Sigh!

After reading through 80% of the comments prior to mine, i've finally come to the realization that the hearts of Nigerians are inerently wicked and hypocritical by default as we seem to look for reasons to justify meanness and cold-heartedness rather than taking the high road and helping strangers.. even if its to our oun personal discomfort @ the said time.

Yet..

Afterwards on Sunday, all of una will go to church and wave "holy-hands" and claim born again Christian but yet will turn a blind eye to someone in need of help that you can render with relative ease.

No wonder this country still dey backward!..

Our Problem is not our Leaders...

Our problem is OUR COLLECTIVE MINDSET as A PEOPLE!

GOD SAVE US ALL!!!

Na mosque me dey go on Fridays so I'm exempted abi?

Guy calm down, it's the way people are brought up in these climes.

Anything about being weary and high alert takes over, caution becomes order of the day. intellect is put in the aft.

If we were raised to question things thru maybe things would be a while lot different & cock & bull sh!t stories won't get responses like most of these

Not too clear about something. The ATM was flushed at Access bank? How come Diamond bank now called him?
abi I no read am well?

arabianights:
Gosh, you are such an angry individual.you are soooooooo rude.whats your problem ?
Every single thread you must insult someone.

Listen solve your issues and stop transferring aggression to people.No one is behind your frustration,you are!!!!!
Patiently waiting for your usual insults that you dish on every one.its kinda fun
PLEASE DONT DISAPPOINT ME

Kindly state what denotes an insult here.
Why you would go ahead and expose yourself like this beats me.

You just want us to know you've renewed your subscription abi?

Sincere9gerian:
We want action and results already and not cheap propaganda. Govt of mouth action! '

lol at mouth action, this sucks!

Tundeiab:
I know of a man that earns 90k in a government establishment but has many houses and not less than 5 exotic cars...

How can I report him please?

By kneeling down in your room joining your palms together close your eyes and say "Baba God remove this jealousy from my heart and help me too to make it so that other people can envy me too, amen"

How you take know say na 90k be the guy salary.

nnachukz:
I like what you have just done.

Thank you my good sir.

Asuokaa:
Its "FORMER" op not "FORMAL"

what is wrong with this people

It's "THESE" not "THIS"

seems you have a challenge to the one you're inquiring about, sir

MarvellousGod:
Please get off my mention if you don't know how things work in serious companies. . You don't know people get sacked from Shell et al for reasons as simple as not adhering to a single safety rule or driving at a speed higher than the specified speed limit inside the company premises? Do these people remain jobless forever?

It's quite unfortunate op's case involved a loss of life.. breaking of rules is breaking of rules whether life is lost or not, it will get you sacked in any company. .

I don't think op was sacked because someone died but because he didn't follow laid down procedures like obtaining a work permit and adhering to the job rules....

I'm not saying op should receive a pat on the back but yes he can still get a job. . Accidents happen. ...

You kick me off your mention, then begin to explain without addressing what I asked.

What am I to make of this?

You know what? Indulge yourself sincerely it's not worth it.

Have a nice day of you can.

MRBrownJ:
ps dont misunderstand what i wrote: there is nothing wrong with making a mistake, everybody does at one point in their lives, its the nature of that mistake that matters. when you lie/cheat/steal and get caught, then the problem is not the fact that you got caught, the problem is your CHARACTER, and these issues will happen again and again. but if this was an unfortunate accident, then this might never happen again (unless the employee is very unlucky)

btw, if you will never employ someone that got fired then here is food for thought:
- Steve Jobs was once fired from Apple and only came back to the company 10yrs later, wouldnt you have employed this genius?!
- Walt Disney was fired from his earlier job because he "supposedly" lacked imagination.
- Oprah Winfrey was once fired from her job as a television reporter because she was supposedly "unfit for TV"
- Soichiro Honda was actually turned down from a job as an engineer at Toyota before he created his own company HONDA.
- Harland David Sanders (founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken) was going around every restaurants trying to sell his famous chicken recipe and was turned down 1009 times before one restaurant accepted it.

so just because someone may be unfit to one company, doesnt automatically mean he will be unfit for yours.

All these people you mentioned i cant find a Nigerian in the list thats one

No one in the list got dismissed for anything remotely as serious as what OP is talking about.

These are not even issues enough to be called 'issues'.

No stealing or fraud example or loss of life?

Sorry o but the examples stated are for motivational books not this scenario

By the way Everybody Lies, but then everyone is innocent until proven otherwise. Why would you want to hang youself?

Two cvs in front of you, one with the OPs story another without any such story in fact the other guy is changing jobs because he wants a more challenging role

sincerely, who would you choose?

Applaner:
op
how do u(as a male) know all dis

Na Tosyn2much teash am