₦airaland Forum

sexyseun: 4rm 2face's post u jumped to chelsea, now u r asking me about demba ba, am I his sister or don't u have google on ur fone or Pc

d thing tire me sef

ueskman: comedy or insanity
#piffle#

nothing ever makes u people happy...

pgiddy: 2013 is finally here, Nairalanders what Movie did you set your Eyes on first in the year 2013? Mine was Prom a 2011 high school movie, i had rily wanted to watch it since.

mine was the hobbits tale(unexpected journey)

woye77: Obasanjo, Jonathan, Atiku, top politicians involved in boat mishap - all feared dead

why Ω̶oτ include your dad and mum if you still have them alive....#fuckeduppunk#

Sisi_Kill: 4 minutes into 2013 already!!!

May the Lord Grant you all everything you wish this new Year.


Happy New Year!!

how time flies...I wish everyone a happy new year

kuzzieOtiz: The one on the left looks like Tonto Dike.

guy Ʊ don kill me....thankz for making the last day 2012 so much fun

Aggrippa: the deed has already been done but who says his career is over, his career is not over, if he considers JT of chelsea whose football age is 26 but whose actual age is close to 50 he will be hopeful

see how dumb you've turned out to be,26 is his squad number Ω̶oτ his age...and he is a better defender then our miss goody two shoes captain YOBO

uihebom: TOLDED!!! Ye I don die. Na graduate be dis o.

*laughing on top of an electric ploe*

kenlash: Delta. state of mind

you're so on point like a decimal...#teamDELTA# for life

maninmood: Too obese: How will they shed weight when they are always devouring nkwobi, shawarma, cat fish,....?
Too fake: How will they be one's role model when they always wear on Brazilian hair, fake nails, etc., or when they think carrying a bottle of moet is fashion?
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Bottom-line, knock on this girl's door in the morning, ensure it is around 5am when she is not wearing any make up, I bet you will run far and wild!

hating ain't good for the soul especially this close to the end of the year

strangest: Abdulsalami Abubakar or Atiku Abubakar.. Which of the Abubakars??

*smashes laptop on my head with laughter*

Tusky44: Competitive companies don't give staff Xmas gift cos they understand that a truly multinational company in the 21st century would have a good mix of staff from various ethnic, religious, and cultural background.

Nigerians please travel out and see the light.

fool..are Ʊ d only that has travelled out,tell me what's wrong with giving xmas stuffs to employers

toygod2: Na thread be dis?
Na needle oh

*hitting my head on the wall with laughter*

IceDude: What is ur business with church tithe? Think b4 u open ur mouth o, dont invoke the wrath of God on urself...its an advice

is everything that God invokes his wrath on ppl ..fanatics..ppl like Ʊ makes christianity look foolish

Techwriter: Eyaa- Sorry o! See how the devil has abused your mind-all you think is money, no wonder u are in the yahoo business, because 4 u everytn is measured in money. Haven't you realized those pastors you criticize the most for demonstrating success to their congregation advance the most. And the more you do it the less important you become.

Imagine at your age your immediate family can't even tell your whereabout. And all u do is hide anonymously behind a computer in a cyber cafe and use your leisure time from your yahoo business to visit Nairaland and say trash. Simply because this is the only place you can contribute to discussion and be given audience.

Name:Anonymous
Role Model:Mosquito (parasite)-
Diagnosis:Acute Malaria
Effect: Low self-Esteem and temporal memory loss
Sex: Male
Age: Fool @ 40
Occupation: internet scam addict
Hobby: criticizing successful people

you're completely delusion..I believe this must be your G.O that's y you're here talking trash....ans this question..who eats the tithe money?...punk

tunapawizzy: her nose is big sha,,,,but even with the big nose she's still finer than our own Tonto Dickson

why do u hate on a successful girl..go get a life..beauty they S̶̲̥̅̊ɑγ̲ is in d eye of the beholder

dopeJemi: tap him on d Leg, I swear it works Like magic




I tot it was a joke untiL I tried it 5times on mah sis n friend, when hez snoring, tap him on d Leg.

If he no stop, put knockout n rocket 4 Im mouth

Or put 2 drops of acid soLution in his tongue

Or tie his throat wiv barb wire

dopeJemi: tap him on d Leg, I swear it works Like magic




I tot it was a joke untiL I tried it 5times on mah sis n friend, when hez snoring, tap him on d Leg.

If he no stop, put knockout n rocket 4 Im mouth

Or put 2 drops of acid soLution in his tongue

Or tie his throat wiv barb wire

Ʊ wan kill am b dat na..stops snoring permanently

acidosis™:
Make him/her understand the risks associated with snoring (Obstructive Sleep Apnea); e.g OSA increases the risk of hypertension, arrhythmias, myocardial infarction, stroke, sudden cardiac death and heart failure.

If snoring persist after this tutorial, take a bus to Ojuelegba, Lagos and get a 3D whip (koboko).
#you know what to do with it.

Ʊ just made me cry wif laughter

Redmosquito: I really wanna question Satan
Isnt there always two sides to a story?!

Ʊ took d words outta my mouth

dasparrow: Boy oh boy! The girls are growing! I can see they will be tall like their mom and dad. Cute family I must say. If Obama were a Nigerian bred man, he won't be looking happy and content with his 2 beautiful daughters right about now. He will rather be sticking his d!ck in every Vjay all in the name that he is looking for who will birth him a son. Obama should thank God he is not Nigerian/African.

. Must you equate everything to nigeria..if that's what ur dad did its ok but speak for yourself only..wtf

Revolva: This is very productive nation that gave you LG and samsung now a female president - I sorry for nigeria -- ask your self what can you produce

. Will Ʊ shut up..are Ʊ Ω̶oτ a nigerian...wtf

Alaafia l‘oro:
You forgot Hyundai and Gignam style.
@op.. Good for her. The women are gradually taking over!

. What have Ʊ done for nigeria so far...#always quick to judge#

Lazarus died for 4 days and was resurrected..how come he never spoke of heaven or hell or at least tell us where he went T̶̲̥̅Ơ for 4 days

..Fifa12 rocks...try it and see how great it is

Its not as if anyone of u can play footb all the way mikel does..all u do is criticize all nigerian players..don't u all have legs or is mikel older than most of u...u don't value what u have until u loose it...OKOCHA

mine is faze gear one and edris calabar girl worst music ever

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.