Omoawoke:


It is finished, see as them dey discuss woman body like dem dey price garri. One talk say 5k for 3 rounds is pretty decent

As I talk say I bad reach, one thing whey I get conscience na pricing a woman body for sex. I don try pay babe for hookup before, but again, I backed out at last minute

AmalaAtiEwedu:

This one no collect money..

I just met her by chance and I ended up offing her pant the next day.

We just sit out that is all.

flexyrule:
Bad guy.

Sabi guy

'I have to know where you live', she said

What in the hell??!

Great vision.

nasbiafra:
One meet me for pti junction for warri,dey talk about snake oil and diamond way he wan sell give one barristers,i just dey listen dey go,the next thing he come say he wan show me something na there i turn shout for am because the thing wa he go show me fit hypnotised me,the guy come waka comot make i turn back look wether i go see the guy again,no trace of the guy.

another experience was in benin ring road,where those men they play that card game way them they shuffle,omor i dey go ewotobo that day and i owe 1500,na i say make i try,i lose the money,after like five minutes na i shout blood of jesus because the trekking that day,as i shout blood of jesus nai two boys way dey do like customers,them dey even play too self,them jejely escort me comot for the location say make i nor near there again.

waiting pain me pass be say evwotobo i nor go,i still gat trek from ring road go my side for 1st east circular road

ochos121:
How do you know that?
All this long life you want on earth where e won carry u go?

Period007:
The Mossad has over taken the CIA as the best intelligence agency in the world

Israelis are super stealthy

The comments though

DrAda:


HOC is definitely one of a kind

Totally.

DrAda:


Yes. Glad you caught on

Always great seeing references from my best TV shows; HOC, Billions, and Criminal minds

DrAda:
Hmmm. House of Cards comes to mind. May the best strategist win

Meechum took one for his partner, Underwood

Honestey:
What I consider better than sex is another round of sex with another girl

My fellow man of culture

Goodlyhrt:
Nature is a bitch and should be dammned!

All of science and research has been in the premises to correct the ills and abomination of nature on the lifeforms it harbors.

Imagine there was no anti malaria or antibacterial remedies.. idiots like you will be shouting amazing on how organisms or mosquitoes feed on their prey with their "amazing" tube like feeding apparatus.

I've always been of the opinion that for beings like us humans with complex brains and higher thinking faculties and awareness, our physical makeup is incompatible and a huge letdown, to say the least. We don't deserve this physically vulnerable suit that is blood, flesh and bones.

Of all the amazing inventions and advancements we've been able to achieve as humans, we are no different from the next lower animal when it comes to withstanding the adversities of our environment. An invisible bacteria or virus could be all it takes to end or deform us for life; it's ridiculous. We are still very much vulnerable, as it were from the beginning, cue COVID.

Perhaps we weren't meant to exist here; or maybe we lost the superpower genes needed to thrive here( I've watched salamanders regenerate lost limbs).
Whichever is the case, it is clear that mortality as an essence of our existence and how easy it can come about, shames our impeccable cerebral capabilities.

faceland:
If bird shit on me, I don't like it but life goes on

If goat, cow, sheep, rabbit shit near me, I don't like it but no big deal...

But dog shit! That is equal to human shit... Straight up disgusting.

The reason I can't keep pets. Had a pet fish one time and it was manageable

louken:
This kind of lady will drain you of all your mental energy.
I once had a friend like her. Cutting off all ties is the only way you can regain your sanity

Swears. I've met like 2 of such. Had to run for dear life because I was literally going insane and losing my cool.
Like what the fvck?!!!
Total drama queens and chronic attention seekers. Crying to gaslight you, guilt-tripping, putting blames on you for their faults etc

I was like... This coochie feels so good and that ass is so big and soft BUT, I don't want no more!!

jamesversion:


African Americans who were freed from slavery and settled in Liberia, started ownig slaves in Liberia.

Africa has nothing to show at all. Except sex, ethnic fighting, voodoism. No professional excellence, no accountability, no foresight, no inventions, nothing. Just a waste of space.

Well, individually and privately, we do well for ourselves. But when it comes to the common good, our darkest demons manifest themselves

It's such a shame.

jamesversion:
Negro race, is the scum of the earth.

Scum? Strong word.

It's just so shameful how the black man can't build and run a nation state for himself. Nothing progressive; just greed, covetousness and doom everywhere.

Even the African-Americans who settled in Liberia fell short of this.

DonroxyII:
Wicked People's Laughter ... Women's Slayer Laugh!

Ika-Hacker

I no talk anything o

Sapasenator:


Calm down bros. Not everyone is brainwashed like you . I am a man of the world, very pragmatic who has keenly observed the way the world. I do not indulge in superstitious fantasies ,not afraid of death and do not believe in maga or magun or whatever.

Natbrowny:
Some married women have husbands abroad f*cking pieces from a dick. I don't ever blame them

One mofo travellled after 3 months of marriage, babe was pregnant, we help organize d child's first birthday.

With what i observed, that babe is gonna choose from one of us who were there 4 her.

We are all seeing green lights. I aint forcing shit. But if e reach my turn, I'm f*cking that pussy to pieces as d modafucker that i am.. Most go form saint but all are lies

Women wey sabi dey h*rny* pass men. Even if na me travel like dat, I'll have it in mind that one modafucker is slicing my woman like bread

IT IS WHAT IT IS

Damn OP

Imagine the other dude, parting her soft, luscious, young thighs; saddled in-between there, he buries his long, fat shaft in her moist, dripping vulva; she let's out a moan, wrapping her young legs around him and holding him tight. He stretches out her folds, skillfully hitting every sensual nerve lining her walls with his black mamba
She lets herself go; relieved she could finally enjoy what she couldn't get from you
You've been cucked, OP. Let it go, she can never enjoy sex with you again

Timid teenagers

Enemyofpeace:
My village people must not see me inside this car. Dey will remote it to carry me go drop for inside a very deep sea. Very wicked people

Reminds me of an episode in Silicon Valley where the driverless car dumped Jared on a ship going to a remote island

Wtf?!!!!

imagrg:
The term is only for ladies who have passed their prime age.

Evening newspapers beg for love.

Most of them sef are Baby Mamas.

They have over-stretched toto.

And are fvcked by boys far younger than them.

Funny enough, they still wear bum-shots that reveal their flabby buttocks, and legs that were once like ripe pawpaw.

The one in my area has not learnt her lessons. She's still giving her 'widow's might' to small boys like a 'free-to-air' channel

Guy why??

I don laugh tire

imagrg:
The term is only for ladies who have passed their prime age.

Evening newspapers beg for love.

Most of them sef are Baby Mamas.

They have over-stretched toto.

And are fvcked by boys far younger than them.

Funny enough, they still wear bum-shots that reveal their flabby buttocks, and legs that were once like ripe pawpaw.

[b]The one in my area has not learnt her lessons. She's still giving her 'widow's might' to small boys like a 'free-to-air' channel [\b]

Guy why

I don laugh tire

I'll go the other way and recount some memorable sexual babblings

One babe I was fvcking vigorously one time did say, "Ba...by what...wha...are you doing to meee??"

E enter her brain sotay she no understand why her bodi dey tingle

Another one used to cry, out of intense pleasure and would call my name like "Reluc.... Reluctaaannt"

One used to place her lips right on my ears during missionary and would moan like..."you're so deep babyy" You know those kinda moans she tries to suppress, making it sound super erotic. Most of the times I came with that girl was due to her amorously sonorous sounds.
Damn!

With all these moans I'm pillaging the coochie, digging away in that wetness, bulldozing and excavating the cavities and folds, all the while fixing her firmly in the most comfortable and accessible position

Reminds me of my fwb who's notorious for moaning so loud during sex

Proudman1:
you got the whole thing backwards.

Earth was not created for man. Neither was water, air and land put in place for humans to live comfortably.

Air doesn't exist because we need to breathe air. Neither is there water on earth because we needed water to survive.

We are here because those things are here. Those things are not here because we are here.

Our planet happened to develop life because the conditions were favorable for developing life.

Think of this like an oasis in the midst of a hot desert. You could walk miles in a desert without ever seeing a plant.

But If you find water in an oasis in the same desert, you find luxuriant plants growing around it.

Is the water there for the plants or are the plants there because of the water?

In essence the planet was not built for our accommodation. We are built to adapt to the condition of the planet.

This is why the planet rains without a care whether we want it to rain or not. It's also the same reason why the planet gets hot without a care whether we want the weather to be cool or warm.

But when any of these extreme happens, we shift, our bodies react and try to adapt to the changing conditions.

So in essence, the planet doesn't bend to us, we bend to it. This only shows that we are its products and not its chief aim.

We are products from the planet. Just like an apple grows from an apple tree, we grew from the planet.

The planet didn't grow from us.

If an asteroid should hit the earth today and destroy it, the universe will continue to go on just as it was before we ever woke up on this planet.

So, life on earth is just a characteristic of the planet. Just as sandstorm is a characteristic of jupiter and acid rain and high temperature is a characteristic of other planets.

Never saw it this way. Thanks.

imagrg:
Never under-rate the power of toto.

Forget whether it smells or not but it could reduce even a king to a baby! Examples: King David saw Beersheba's toto and committed adultery. Solomon too allowed idolatry because of the queen of Sheba.
Samson also lost his strength because of the manipulation of toto.

See how small girl fit manipulate a whole warlord and turn am to a SIMPle man?

Toto get power sha especially when who get am equally get fine face.

Strong men turn to babies when toto is involved. No be lie
I intentionally trained myself to resist toto influence and I'm proud of the work I've done so far. If you like get mammy water face I go knack but still fight and resist. I no fit fall, ever!

E no easy o but I no fit allow toto influence me. Tufia.