There's so much hussle to board a bus on friday evenings, because too many Nekede and FUTO students always travel for weekends.
I had to rush into the main campus to cash some money; the line was pretty long from here to the moon and back. Just standing patiently to get to my turn. It got to the turn of one girl, she stepped to the machine, slotted her card; when she was prompted to enter her secret pin: she opened her pulse, brought out a piece of paper which was written her secret pin number.

I know you too have an experience!

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Have you seen The Crystal Cathedral, Garden grove Orange County, California?

The juju wey Keshi dey use against NFF stong well. Untill dat munye fade, 9ja no go drop am as coachcroch

deeptechcool: @op- If a married man is keeping inappropriate relationship with female members of his church, is that not flirting? And in marriage, is flirting not adultery? Get your facts right, the man is a chronic adulterer. If you doubt me, check hîs marriage pic and you wl undestand why so much have changed about him. I pity the herd of sheep he shepherds.

You're an idiot!

Oh Beulah land
Sweet beulah land
As on the highest mount I stand,
I view away, across the seas
Where mansions are:
Prepared for me,
I viewed the shining glory shore,
My help, my home for evermore

I'm sure Bleep go be point and kill.

My various experiences in work environment and interpersonal social relationships existing amongst colleagues or workers within the job are often times characterized with feigned likeness, sugar coated bitter kola, envy, unwarranted malice, and or hate.

Have you been in a job or work place where some people seem to dislike your things? Probably your style, your cute looks, your initiative, maybe your honesty or your doggedness, your smart disposition, whatever?

I bring low my HATERS with these modules. They are subtle, defensive, tactical, witty and, too much!

1. Identify your haters, their pals and their favorite friends.
2. Be on the fence while discussing matters concerning work except on workers' general meetings.
3. But most importantly, ensure that you're on top of your game as regards to your duties. Do not give room for laxity when delivering.
4. Never let them understudy you; your actions, intentions, dispositions and emotions.
5. Be the first to pay the bills.
6. Don't discuss about your HATERS with their friends
7. Give them a hot blow by looking good, thinking smart and acting witty.
8. Try to be cordial with your boss or employer.
9. Do not give room for suspicion.
10. Be punctual and on time.

Share yours too!

Una still dey learn! Buy ur plantain chips!!

Actually Ebola is EXTREMELY easily spread
through contact. That's why it's a big time scare
when an outbreak occurs in Africa. Their general
culture has a part where they interact socially through body contact via handshakes, hugging, kiss on the forehead, a pat on the back or shoulder: they also have cultural privilege of touching their dead
before burial.

Considerably, these are the most trusted ways of transmitting this killer virus going by the survival rate of 6%

Since the incubation period is 2-21days and the victims dies, would it not be possible for a terrorist to infect himself with Ebola and get into the city to spread the killer disease?

This is called Ebola Weaponized Terrorism!

Na so we dey hear am So. Reporting from Unihome. Lmao!!

Moderators please post this thread on FP for information sake, thanks!

This thread is designed to inform we Nairalanders on some useful tips to prevent us from being infected by this killer disease. Since medical science has proved that the most possible means of transmission of this disease it mainly through fluid secretion from infected persons or patient, "and in 9ja we talk say sickness no dey write for face". Some of these are preventive measures;
1. Do not hug your girl/guy when sweating.
2. Do not suck a breast that is not covered with bra.
3. Ensure you use a tyre tube during sexual intercourse bc condoms are less effective.
4. Wear hand gloves if you must shake hands with people.
5. Make sure you cover your face with nylon and your head with head pan.
6. Avoid sharing cigar with people.
7. If you must enter a public bus, molue, taxi, or keke wear long sleeve sweater, double your trousers, and put on a long stockings.
8. Make sure you go to a restaurant with your private spoon.
9. Avoid cues, lines, public gatherings and toilets.
10. Make sure you don't sweat during sexual intercourse.

Please share your own safety and preventive tips.

tomiobj: . Wow are you serious didn't know I could actually fry noodles. Anyways please upload pics when available

You're a bush person! I'm sure you live in the sahara region...lmao! Is frying indomie a big new thing?

Contact me for agency and rentals!

By sept, I'm gonna celebrate 3 years uninterrupted smoke free lungs. I'm healthier and better.
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Good thing you did!

Famouspecky: lie lie, what about Malaysian airline an this recent one that crashes

Lie ke? I never finish truth wey full my mouth na lie I go come lie!

Quite a few number of people that travels through air like I do pay little attention to the what happens around the cabin crew, the pilots, engineers, ticketing and reservation, as well as those in haul aging and cargo handling. At this juncture, I shall list few things that perpetuate some of these crashes. They are as follows;
1. Unnecessary suaving of the craft.
2. Faulty wipers and screen steamers.
3. Negotiation sharp bends on high velocity.
4. Numerous pot holes and gallops.
5. Revising when no conductor is watching for the pilot.
6. Wrong overtaking on high altitude.
7. Dropping a passenger without clearing well.
8. Illegal U-turn on high range cruise.
9. Lack of good jack and wheel spanner for replacement of tyres.
10. Most time pilots drink shepe, alomo, Goko, utazi, double-direct, and Kparaga so as to see clear. All these things and more causes plane crash in our 9ja.


Please share your experiences too!

1) Acknowledge the purpose.
Why do you do it? You have to be able to answer that question. Is it to help you deal with anxiety and stress? It may be hard for you to admit that you have a drinking or smoking habit, but you can't change what you don't acknowledge. Dr. Phil says, "What purpose does the behavior serve for you? If you're an alcoholic, you're not just drinking because you're thirsty. Admit to yourself: 'I'm medicating myself for anxiety, depression and pain. It numbs me to life.'"

2) Think rational thoughts instead of denial.
You understand at a conscious level, at an intellectual level that your addiction is unhealthy, yet you continue and this perplexes you. Dr. Phil points out, "If you're in denial about it, if you're minimizing it, if you're trivializing it, if you're conning yourself about it, then you'll never get where you need to be." If you can't get through the day without a shot of vodka, you may be medicating yourself for anxiety, depression or pain. You may need to count on others to help you think rationally.

3) Use alternative coping skills.
People don't break bad habits; they replace them with new ones. Recognize that you get a reward from smoking or drinking. Dr. Phil explains, "It calms you. It takes your anxiety away. It lifts your spirits. It numbs you to the pain of your life. If I take that away from you and then don't put anything in its place, then you're just there stripped of your coping mechanisms and you're going to go back to what you were doing before." Some alternative techniques to consider to replace your addiction are breathing exercises or relaxation techniques.

4) Identify your danger zones.
A danger zone can be a particular time of day or your reaction to a particular circumstance. There are times that you're more prone to indulge in your habit than others. Recognize what those times are, and do something that is incompatible with the addiction you're trying to break. For example, if you have the urge to light up during your 3 p.m. break at work, take that time to do your breathing or relaxation exercises instead. Dr. Phil encourages, "If you get through that two or three moments of impulse, I promise you it will go away." You don't have to be strong and powerful all day long every day. You just need to recognize your danger zones, and do something incompatible with your addiction.

5) Make lifestyle changes.
"It's not willpower, it's programming," Dr. Phil says. You have to set your life up for success if you're going to break your addiction. If you're trying to stop smoking or drinking, try simple things like not carrying money for cigarette vending machines or cleaning your cupboards of alcoholic beverages. You may have to change the places you frequent, what you do for fun and whom you hang out with. If you are a computer junkie, remove the computer from your house. The best way to stop an addiction is to not have access to it.

6) Be accountable and have a support system.
Being accountable to someone means that that person will not only support you, but will give you the kick in the rear that you need when it gets tough and tell you the truth when you're kidding yourself. Get your family and friends involved in your efforts to kick the habit. If you're a smoker, print out these cards from Dr. Phil that warn your friends to refrain from indulging you. You can also find addiction support on the message boards at DrPhil.com. You need to find a community that supports you during this time and embraces your decision to be healthier. You may also need to seek treatment or check into a rehabilitative program.

I was watchin koro koro no b say na person tell me Germany national team cum get small gbege among dem team members, naya dey vex cari d world return go giv Fifa say one tin one tin. Shoo! Naya Fifa call messi dem say see see see. Ok na! so as we com dey reason matter insyd matter, I no knw as brasil...u knw sy na dem host d cup, com rake, ginger, na wetin! I fear!! Ok na, all d countries wey don comot cum ginger too say na lie, say anyhow dem want am say e go be! Na so katakata efriwia, as dem dey shout na so I cum just sneak enter one toilet from d back say make I claim I wan peem. as I opened my eyes it was just 2:30. Make I go back get the full tory.

This question often arouse so much ideas, notions, disagreements as well as a directional pointers in order to decipher its original contextual meaning.

Nonetheless, I does not seem to me that wealth, influence, power, maybe education, or probably to die legendary is the base mark for success.

What could be answer?
This is what I want someone to tell us!

Moderators I want to urge to bring this thread to front page for information sake! Thanks

I am pleased to share some of this pieces of real fact which I culled from one of my books in the making titled "Dope Culture". I shall psych my propositions from the social, psychological, physiological and bio reactionary effects of this opium to its widespread of global user estimated to be over 800 million people. Excuse me to fix this: this is a total population of Nigeria, South Africa, America, Italy, Portugal, China, all put together! This also goes to be 19 out of every 50 guys in a class, 2 out of 4 guys in a hostel, one or two representative in a family. Does is sound strange?
1. Identity:
Indian hemp is associated with various names across the world; using Nigeria as a point of view. It has several names, slangs, and code name like Igbo, Kanya, Weed, smoke, wisdom leave, oracle, eyes-cream, facebook, material, stuff, guff, utaba, material, knosh, bush baby, wee-wee, egg 'n indomie, comforter, aboki, anwuru, etc...as long goes the list.

2. Socially:
The sole of use according to user survey is that 'it brings out the action in you'. Users believe that it keep them on the good go with its stimuli and potebtial to high and hype you from the inside. Most find every moment of its intake to be a fulfilling and reliant atmosphere that generates wisdom, coordination, solitary, appealing, relaxationary as well as boosting and morale gingering.
On the other hand, it is associated with quick and apt loss of concentration and memory, make you partial social introvert. It also could create an atmosphere of locking up oneself in a shell; where you're meant to exercise social freedom of association, you refrain because you're under influence. Notably, most users are less romantic to partners. This is a hard truth!

3. Psychologically:
It keeps the psycho-motor on alert! User is often sensitive to sound, brain waves, hallucination, colors, smell and imaginations. This high rate of sensitivity and alertness which could effectually result to high blood pressure rate during old age.

4. Physiologically and Bio-reaction:
You look older than your mates!

I'm sure I've been able to expend some few real nuggets on this substance. Its most dangerous form of consumption is by smoking or piping. Though I'm not crusading for the opium, rathet I'm informing those who love knowledge and wisdom.
Too many youths have taken into this trend and someone need to help someone to curb this worm that is eating up the society softly. Visit place like Lagos, it is sold at every junction; At Aba you do not need to look for it, all you do is to head to York or Waterside (War front), go to Kano, Kaduna or Sokoto, you can have it from every suya or Sugar cane stand. How about Port Harcourt, Warri, and Benin? Every where you can buy a cigar you can same.
Is this not true?

Photos would have made brain