₦airaland Forum

Oladimejjy:
jus ask for her account number..

tank me later.

if she is dah kind dah money can impress.I wunt b disturbing my peace.

Divay22:
LOL...

abeg put mauth for my predicament ooo

Emac34:
Firstly:NL girls are not trust worthy


Secondly:why puting yourself in such dilemma when she already told u the truth

firstly: I ve met her we live in ma neighborhood
secondly: dou I just got into relationship level a couple yrs back n I observed that no lady would always say yes at that 1st approach,abi?
trying to b optimistic.

Divay22:
Call the police and tell them she stole your heart

lmao abegi dix is Africa/naija not EUROPE/AMERICA b4 sergeant REMI will b asking for 3k to lock her up

sirOrubebe:
Lol @ falling facedown.

Roll over and get your ass up man. I think a topic hit FP y'day where a guy played himself outta the friendzone. How did he do it?

Go to all her FB posts and pictures start commenting "my wife" on all of them. Thank me later.

OK, bye.

Lolz dats way 2much different cars with diff keys she might get Irated.

LifeofAirforce1:
Girls find good guys boring.

put on a bad boy attitude and watch girls fall over heels for you.

senior man wowowowwow you commenting on my topic got me sounding like an ambulance. back to main topic.n it hurts when she whom i cared for to the sock wud watch me bleed to death emotionally.all method available to reach av been tried yet...no level

samtee37:
Listen to Adekunle Gold song..... #friendzone

been playing it it's just as if adekunle is just making ahella noise.

Emac34:
Run outta it

boss just like that... e nor possible ooo am stuck to her I blive I shot mysekf in dah foot when I was forming cool guy

OBTSubtle:
Call 911

done DAT d lady at d oda end isn't responsible.

I met her sometime August last year on nairaland in the education section.one thing led to another n we exchanged contact n we kick start our mutual friend ship n d its been a success not until yesterday when I called her n av to tell her what I felt for her. then she dah she loves me buh said SHE CANT DATE ME IF SHE DO I MIGHT REGRET IT. I just can't let her go I ve fallen facedown in love with her.
am in dilemma.
trapqueen7
smellymouth
cc;farano abeg help a brother

TonyeBarcanista:
You forgot to mention mimzyy, Ivvy/ivyy, Passingshot, Temitemi1, and other PDP/APC comrades

feeling like a boss.after d 1 n only tonyebarcanista smellymouth n Madridguy quoted my post sequentially!!!
2017 is my year I must b admitted to study law this yr.
#AAUhereRemiComes

nawa..buh if I theif biscuit or OK sweet I will b stoned to deqlth buh new will nur carry it ooo

karma exist... carilyn command see o our son trump must fvck her.

price?

ewooooooooo...naijaria

Smellymouth:
.. Bros why you wan use your Raggae take spoil my Blues?

my boss,Mr smelly imsef. we need Edo version abeg of dix parry.laveda easy let's goan plan aw own with prettythickme,ladyF,carlyn, Madridguy ngozi123,hungerBAD,classcaptain,smellymouth,tonyebarcanista,ngenekwenu n atiku2019.real time gbege go set o

my tecno l5 motherboard is dead want another can you sell to me n how much n how long will it take to get it fixed am in Edo state.
cc:Carlcaresophia

any way I can fund any account with airtime ?

Ngozi123:
As far as I'm aware, Madridguy is an Igbo-hating Yoruba Muslim who goes on threads dominated by Igbo people to troll them. No self-respecting Igbo girl will go anywhere near his likes. Like I said before, tell your friend to stop disturbing my mentions as I will not respond to them.

egbon madridguy mi change na bae wud loff u when you stop lashing d our Igbo brother's with tribalistic insult.baba abeg stop I know ngozi123 is meant for you but the way you been tribalistic is dah problem. OK nne NGOR nwanne m gah change obi yah mu na ya akugo ooo....okwa ife olili kor na chor.biko ndi Igbo ni nne unu biko gbasa mi nwannem ooo buh MADRIDGUY.
egbon mi Madridguy e jor calm down.omo Igbo yi ma fe just that you insult her tribe much n she takes it personal.

Ngozi123:
God forbid. Tell your friend to stop mentioning me.

pls na...I no he is a Hausa guy but ***in simi voice*** LOVE DONT CARE

madridguy:
Press hard maybe she might have change of mind.

nawa ooo..catalin just quiet like sey....she dn agree.

madridguy:
Haaaa, boss, why you dey mention big conditions that I might not be able to abide with. I will take her to Hajj and make her Alhaji Shaqirat Ngozi.

aburo no spoil d runz na...mentioning hajj is like telling ngor dah you will kill her.just tell her that you will open a supermarket at upper iweka n wollllllaaaaaa she will loff you till eternity.

chiefobdk:
Why should lala. Shuuk mouth. . Is it snake love?

nwoke mi I no call am snake b4 dem ban me ooo.

Catalin:
Congrats dear as you carry techno for head ;dey go carry you for mind. Hard work pays.

MizMyColi shey u happy as TECNO reward you? I want catalin to reward me with her sweet loff...catalin onye nkem.

Ngozi123:
God forbid.

ngozi123 cool ow down nne forget dah my man Madridguy issa pro buhari if you gree for him he can change. because of his undying luff he can go to northeast Bornu state,biu LGA n start a church in dah market square. my boss loff you he will surely burn his APC MEMBERSHIP CARD just for you even when the likes of tonyebarcanista haff offered his bags currency he obliged.

Catalin:
Sorry dear, I'm taken.

ahhh you don't mean it...am in love oya baba Madridguy coman helep mi beg this my sis eko...OP n oga snake sowi Mr lala coman chuuk mauth for this loff Mara.

Catalin:
It still won't make me marry a Yoruba guy. I love my Igbo brothers die. Sorry.

catalin my fried tomatoes,my Bentley car key,my despirado,my hungerBAD,my madridguy my goodluck ebele Jonathan of Nigeria I love you scatter.
will u marry me?

afonja+ Igbo semen good ooo see cutie...can I marry her?

automatic sweeping.

komon madam muna sharap u dah can du anytin for konji...Princeeke sori ooo,I advised you to marry chidiebere dah village girl u no gree...smellymouth n classcaptain pls abeg come n reconcile dem both.you both we're appointed by ladyF herself.

kai dah was how rokiyatu my bossom bae got preg she still a mother sha dou her son can beat me up sef...buh mi want to preg aum1 like laveda or ladyF n run to d city hungerBAD n ngenekwenu1 how una see d graph?

so now this is d guy called TONYEBARCANISTA? Ehen!!!