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Romance / Re: Something Is Wrong Somewhere by remotecontrol: 3:22pm On Aug 23, 2015
cc. lala ishulove seun front page pls
Romance / Something Is Wrong Somewhere by remotecontrol: 3:18pm On Aug 23, 2015
guys have you noticed the kind of gender discrimination we are facing? a lady will open a thread and type only( . ) she will get atleast 4pages reply and 800likes . but a guy will write a letter and essay at the same time and he gets 6 replay which 5 is an insult from his fellow guys. and half like because the next 5 mins the dude will go back to the topic and unlike it.

as if is not enough lately I did a maths and found out that 67% of front page threads are created by ladies.

please someone should tell me why onila,preetythick me , ggrin ... etc get likes and replies self. the topics don't make a single sense. d painful thing is that I even follow some of them. and I don't know why.

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Phones / Where Can I Get HTC M7 Fairly Used by remotecontrol: 11:42am On Aug 23, 2015
I currently stay in owerri. I need HTC m7 fairly used. I can't find it in Douglas market am scared to go to aba a lot of fake stuff there
Romance / How True Is This by remotecontrol: 11:24am On Aug 23, 2015
a friend of mine a christain told me sometime that there is nothing wrong if a husband and his wife swing.

he defended his statement with bible verses.

1-he said the two must agree in unity.

2- when abraham slept with his maid it wasn't counted as sin because the wife gave full approval.

3- bible was never against a man having more than one woman. Solomon is an example. David . etc if david wanted to sleep with his wife and a concubine same time #3some it willnt have effect on his relationship with God.

4- what's the difference btw wife and concubine ?

he further said most christains limit themselves to just missionary position form of sex. no spice . that some christains even feel guilty of sin if the give their wife oral vise Vera.


for me I do think we christains make sex life boring. is like a real deeper life girl. if she does the cow girl position she will kneel down and start crying for forgiveness. truely I see sense in what he said

guys what's your view on this

cc lala , ishlove , etc
Romance / Re: Is This Morally Right ? by remotecontrol: 8:43am On Aug 23, 2015
what? is just a thought
Romance / Is This Morally Right ? by remotecontrol: 8:20am On Aug 23, 2015
okay, everyone already know am the virgin guy that washes car #sendzongirls for other guys to drive and all.

now I found a new way of handling issues.

1- never tell a lady I am a virgin. even when I get married.

2- never tell your wife you will only have sex with her .

3- if your gf let her think you are a player

4- the virgin / faithful secret should be for you and only you

Reason is simple. women are funny creator . if the know you are a virgin the will use you. #expecially the runz girls.

if your wife finds out you want to be faithful she will put you inside pocket. eg my oga for office try am. the wife denied him sex any little issue no sex for a month. he complained and complained but his wife didn't change. now he is a player. badt guy.

and finally why tell her ?
Romance / Re: Am In Love With My Ex-girlfriend Younger Sister by remotecontrol: 8:08am On Aug 23, 2015
isikcomen:


seriously..... I feel so bad because I look like maga......
before I started any relationship I made a vow to God DAT I will Neva have sex with any girl expect my wife.... have not forgotten DAT and God have bin helping...... most time she wonder if am impotent but to be honest its not easy its God...... I have nothing to regret expect my time and money...... thk God I didn't buy her a car because am abt to do it as a surprise package for her betday

guy me and u na same. best advice if u not ready to marry shy away from relationships. after my first heartbreak cos ofsex I was the mumu. now am ready to marry na why I begin wan date.

or less u want to wash car for sharp guys to drive. grin
isikcomen:


seriously..... I feel so bad because I look like maga......
before I started any relationship I made a vow to God DAT I will Neva have sex with any girl expect my wife.... have not forgotten DAT and God have bin helping...... most time she wonder if am impotent but to be honest its not easy its God...... I have nothing to regret expect my time and money...... thk God I didn't buy her a car because am abt to do it as a surprise package for her betday

guy me and u na same. best advice if u not ready to marry shy away from relationships. after my first heartbreak cos ofsex I was the mumu. now am ready to marry na why I begin wan date.

or less u want to wash car for sharp guys to drive.
Romance / Re: Why Are Slim Men Ugly? by remotecontrol: 8:00pm On Aug 22, 2015
MrsPhyno:
I no sabi everything u dey write dere o
Na 042 pikin I be sha grin
woman you carry delicious boobz. infact you collect boobsz

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Romance / Re: Why Are Slim Men Ugly? by remotecontrol: 7:58pm On Aug 22, 2015
MrsPhyno:
I no sabi everything u dey write dere o
Na 042 pikin I be sha grin
woman you carry delicious boobz
Romance / Re: I'm 27 Loving A 17 Year Old!!! Pls Help.. by remotecontrol: 2:34pm On Aug 22, 2015
Chelseafan1:



Go ahead if u are ready to share her with one or more guys if she gets to school, especially if she's pretty and sweet.(Boys go disturb am taya, rich guys, fine guys, church mates, senior colleagues, classmates, she wud definitely have her own crushes too)

If you are the possessive type, be ready to complain often times.

If you are not interesting, loving and don't visit her frequently, just be prepared for a shocking heartbreak eventually.






Take note of the IFs.

WORD!!! 100likes

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Romance / Re: NY Giants Cornerback Prince Amukamara Is Waiting Till Marriage by remotecontrol: 2:25pm On Aug 22, 2015
onila u never disvirgin?
Romance / Re: Where Not To Find A Wife by remotecontrol: 9:12pm On Aug 18, 2015
if you guys are truthful to yourselves you know I ain't lying . one other way to find out. girls from these place will avoid my thread like plague .
Romance / Where Not To Find A Wife by remotecontrol: 8:50pm On Aug 18, 2015
Lagos_ trust me even a 5yr old girl is wiser than a 37yr old man in sokoto . I grew up there

Akwaibom_ an 11 yr old girl will screw your brains out. I did my service there

Benue_ same as akwaibom . in benue if you are a visitor they give you woman as a welcome gift

Edo_ Is an abomination if a visitor comes to your house and you don't offer a lady to him .

Nasarawa_ just don't go there . although they do it secretly because of shariA law but if you do some underground work Alhaji wife will kill you with sex.

Owerri $ Enugu_ the number of univesities, polytechnics, and college of education in the town turned the place to Sodom and Gomorrah. if you talk to a lady for a week without talking about sex of making sexual approach the tag you fool. impotent. etc. I am currently working in pastries and I schooled in enugu .
Romance / Re: Where Can One Find A Good Wife by remotecontrol: 8:27pm On Aug 18, 2015
andromida:

Lol.
Guess you limit yourself to innocent looks. cheesy
women always defending themselves
Romance / Where Can One Find A Good Wife by remotecontrol: 9:27pm On Aug 17, 2015
Because of the economy up to 70% of girls are runzgirlz .

I saw one innocent looking bae sometime 2014 we started talking ,relationships was getting stronger then she answered one silent call one day. *u know that kind call girls answer with low tone and yes and no reply. * after the call she now gently said we will see this night.

well I played along by pretending I was a sleep. not long she told me she needs to go home.

cut long story short she opened up and we broke up but we are still good friends . now I met another innocent looking bae. her close friend told me if I don't want heartbreak I should forget her and move on.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Amusing Monikers On Nairaland (esp. Romance Section) by remotecontrol: 9:00pm On Aug 14, 2015
seun
Phones / Re: Tecno Camon C8 Full Unboxing And First Impression by remotecontrol: 8:53pm On Aug 12, 2015
seun unblock misteck na. which kind rough play
Romance / Re: Guys Ladies I Seriously Need Advice by remotecontrol: 5:17pm On Aug 09, 2015
marrying your sis isnt a bad idea. abu m onye igbo
Romance / Re: Guys Ladies I Seriously Need Advice by remotecontrol: 2:07pm On Aug 09, 2015
khuja:
It's important you stay away from relationships and concentrate on your studies,love will find you at the point of pursuing your dreams and aspirations.

U didn't read my writeup. Am done with school. Am working
Romance / Re: Is My Friend A Rapist? by remotecontrol: 10:56am On Aug 09, 2015
The truth is 73% of sex is rape. Some women are so confused that the think the word rape means sex. Ie peter can we rape each other. Obi can you rape me am feeling hornyy ... Etc
Romance / Re: Guys Ladies I Seriously Need Advice by remotecontrol: 10:24am On Aug 09, 2015
chymystique:




I didnt want to comment on this thread but after reading through your comments I realised you are a hypocrite. you are no different from the "gals" you mentioned@ the bold sentence maybe worse... Go work on your self dude and stop hanging out with immature brains.

Oboy see beefing. I carry your land? Can't you give advice without insult? Why do I have the feeling the statement is hurting you. I have a feeling you are one of the many virgins am talking about. The truth is if you are a virgin is your choice. Nobody owes you is your personal decision don't expect people to worship you or do whatever you say. Be reasonable
Romance / Re: Guys Ladies I Seriously Need Advice by remotecontrol: 8:11am On Aug 09, 2015
enkay2go:
like seriously? I like your stands for no sex til after marriage but telling her to go screwing with other guys? That's way too far. Believe me,she will continue till after marriage. There are some girls that prefer no sex till after marriage but they are not up to 10%

Abi . I taught that will solve the ish.

Dating sounds like a no no to me. The way the think self. Is just so annoying . I dated 2 virgins but it didn't last atall.

Anyway I will have an open mind . virgin or no virgin.
Romance / Re: Guys Ladies I Seriously Need Advice by remotecontrol: 7:58am On Aug 09, 2015
bqlekan:
I guess you shouldn't have taken her back the second time. Just move on bro. How you overcome sexual temptations, that; I don't know. But keep it up

My dear I need settle down . the lady is beautiful and down to earth. Good character only the sex part is her problem. I was thinking if I marry her I will satisfy her then she willnt have anyreason
Romance / Re: Guys Ladies I Seriously Need Advice by remotecontrol: 7:52am On Aug 09, 2015
Did I do wrong by telling her she is free to have sex ?? cry cry
Romance / Re: Guys Ladies I Seriously Need Advice by remotecontrol: 7:50am On Aug 09, 2015
My question is can't one stay in a healthy relationship without sex?

OK I now told the other lady that just broke up with me that since she like sex let her have sex with anyone she is comfortable with but she should promise to stop once I put ring in her finger.

I was like since she is already sexually active why deny her sex and also stop her from having sex but let her play safe . let her make sure the guy wears condom .

She is now angry that how can I advice her to do such. Lol the funny thing is that I know she is screwing other guys . I just want to tell her is OK with me she doesn't need to hide it at least until I put ring on her finger.
Romance / Re: Guys Ladies I Seriously Need Advice by remotecontrol: 7:43am On Aug 09, 2015
The problem now is that she just broke up with me.

The truth is am scared cos am no more a kid am above 30. I really want to settle down but is not easy to see a sensible lady. I tried dating my fellow virgin girls but is not working out. Virgin girls are so annoying the feel like the world should worship them and be their servants
Romance / Re: Guys Ladies I Seriously Need Advice by remotecontrol: 7:39am On Aug 09, 2015
I seeked advice and I was told to quit relationship until am ready to get married.

God willing I got a good job so I decided to get serious with a lady. I met this lovely girl. 2-3 months into the relationship she asked me why don't I want to have sex with her . I told her till after marriage. She got angry. Made fun of me and all that . I stood by my words .
.I had to break up with herm because she started using me as her atm. embarassed

We reconnected again. Still no sex she started calling me gay. I still no send . I like her a lot.
Romance / Guys Ladies I Seriously Need Advice by remotecontrol: 7:32am On Aug 09, 2015
I had my first gf when I was in year 1. After 3years we broke up because of sex issues. She wanted us to have sex but I told her I will only have sex when I get married.

Say 2yes later we reconnected . she said she broke up with heh then guy. She didn't deny the fact she isn't a virgin anymore but I still tagged along and told her am still not interested in sex before marriage which she agreed. After close to a year I found out she was shining her konja with a guy she introduced as a #he is like a brother to me cheesy. We broke up again . the pain was unbearable for me

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Romance / Re: Why I Think Guys Are The Epitome Of Confusion by remotecontrol: 7:17am On Aug 09, 2015
That awkward moment when women say men are confussed
Romance / Re: My Opinion: We Ladies Should Stop Visiting Guys. RAPE Is Real!!! by remotecontrol: 6:21am On Aug 09, 2015
Op if you continue that way. Ie not visiting guys hope you are prepared to marry JESUS #cos today is Sunday . get it? cheesy
Romance / Re: Hi All by remotecontrol: 9:47pm On Aug 08, 2015
tongue
Romance / Re: Hi All by remotecontrol: 3:53pm On Aug 08, 2015
Lol thanks guys

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