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Politics / Re: Akpabio: NDDC Is Broke, We Need More Funds by remotecontrol: 7:04pm On Apr 16, 2021
Lol, broke because una chop the money finish
Romance / Re: Propose Where We Can Knack Immediately — Nurse Tells Future Husband by remotecontrol: 8:44pm On Apr 15, 2021
Please bashing of women should reduce on NL, if a lady decide to offer sex ,let it be.
This comment doesn't mean she can only offer sex in a relationship/marriage
Romance / Re: She Told Me Her Honest Story But It Made Me Lose Interest In Her by remotecontrol: 6:17am On Apr 13, 2021
te author=Lovethaa post=100705789]Have been friends with a babe at my workplace and from her frequent visit to my office plus the way she calls me to check on me . you could easily tell that she likes me .

One thing led to another and we ended up kissing , after the kiss I told her to tell me about her past relationships plus her sexual life .

She opened up to me that she was introduced to sex at 8years old by one neighbor uncle ,
she told me how the uncle take her to his room and ask her to play with his Prick and sometimes would make her suck it ,she claim she couldn't tell her mom because she will beat her mercilessly

She said she officially started having sex at 10 ,she disclosed that she had done 4 abortions so far although the abortions were for the same guy . mind you she is just 24 years old

She claimed she's telling me all this because she loves me and wants to be honest with me .

But hearing all that I was weak.. this babe is from a wealthy family , she travels to yankee like someone going to a neighboring state plus she is an MSC Holder , unknown to her I have decided that I would marry her because she's educated and wealthy family is like a bonus but now she actually disgust me and I wish she didn't tell me all that ..

Ladies are doing shit behind forget all that pretty gentle face.. if I was to judge with the face I could have bet with my life that this babe was a virgin or atleast not that experienced in sex ...


and pls ladies if you have such dirty past ,I think u should keep it to yourself...



I'm just lost for words , wish I could unhear everything[/quote]

Wire me her number,I want to ask her something
Religion / Re: Pastors Should Apologize When Their Prophecies Fail – Bishop Mike Okonkwo by remotecontrol: 8:29pm On Aug 21, 2018
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Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Belgium: Reactions Of Brazilians During & After The Match (Photos) by remotecontrol: 11:17am On Jul 07, 2018
2-1 not 2-0

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Politics / Re: Federal High Court Rules That There Was No APC Congress In Owerri by remotecontrol: 2:17pm On Jul 05, 2018
gladisa7:
Does this mean his son in law would come run?
yes
Politics / Re: Federal High Court Rules That There Was No APC Congress In Owerri by remotecontrol: 2:16pm On Jul 05, 2018
we all know this will happen
Business / Re: Dangote Inaugurates Mega Cement Warehouse In Owerri by remotecontrol: 7:26am On Jul 04, 2018
blackgold2018:
His Cement Plants are located where there're raw materials availability. He operates integrated industries. And besides imo state it's not the only state nor country he has mega warehouse.

no mind them

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Business / Re: CBN Recovers N60bn From Banks As Illegal Charges by remotecontrol: 7:22am On Jul 04, 2018
to book space for nairaland now is not bread and butter. you need 5G network .
Phones / Re: Embattled HTC Announces Plan To Sack 1500 Workers. by remotecontrol: 4:17pm On Jul 02, 2018
i think HTC lacks design concept. that is the only challenge i think they have

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Sports / Re: Putin's Funny Reaction To Russia Goal Against Saudi Arabia (VIDEO) by remotecontrol: 4:54pm On Jun 14, 2018
he is like, is not our fault na. it was a clean goal

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Crime / Re: Two Ladies Attempt To Rape A Man In South Africa (Photos, Video) by remotecontrol: 9:34pm On Oct 02, 2016
No lady comment, hmmm...

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Sleeping With Them by remotecontrol: 7:32pm On Sep 18, 2016
archstyle:


Reasons Why You Should Not Blame Guys For Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts

1. She Doesn’t Have A Good Record
Ladies, are you aware that guys make research before wooing you? Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a few numbers of people who know you well but may not be in talking terms with you. When he gets a negative report like, that babe sure gan oooooo, na so she dey park men up and down.. My dear, to be frank, if he doesn’t have church mind, he will also want to mark register cheesy

2. She’s Deceitful
Who likes to mingle with a deceitful lady ?
A lady who deceives a guy with padded bra and pant will definitely bite her fingers at the end of the day. If he later gets to know that your bosoms and buttocks are as flat as 2B exercise book, never blame him if he dumps your ass aftermath of love making


3. She Lied About Being A Virgin
Guys hate when ladies lie about being virgins. If you lie about being a virgin and he later gets to know that you are as wide as Lagos-Ibadan expressway after two years of celibacy. He will definitely zoom off at Usain Bolt pace

4. She Turned Him Into A Magad
My research and finding have shown that when a guy pays your bill out of his kind gesture and he realizes you go about telling people that he’s a maga. He will treat you like a money (use of banaba) and waves goodbye the moment he gets under your skirt

5. She Acts Like A Peacock
Guys love ladies who give them tough time but your shakara must be done with moderation or else, your excess pride, shakara and yanga will make him dump your ass after the deed. He might just like, upon all my stress and dis girl yeye shakara, no be she I bleep so Upon say she make everything hard as LASU Post UME exam cheesy





No 2 happened to me
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Sleeping With Them by remotecontrol: 7:27pm On Sep 18, 2016
archstyle:


Reasons Why You Should Not Blame Guys For Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts

1. She Doesn’t Have A Good Record
Ladies, are you aware that guys make research before wooing you? Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a few numbers of people who know you well but may not be in talking terms with you. When he gets a negative report like, that babe sure gan oooooo, na so she dey park men up and down.. My dear, to be frank, if he doesn’t have church mind, he will also want to mark register cheesy

2. She’s Deceitful
Who likes to mingle with a deceitful lady ?
A lady who deceives a guy with padded bra and pant will definitely bite her fingers at the end of the day. If he later gets to know that your bosoms and buttocks are as flat as 2B exercise book, never blame him if he dumps your ass aftermath of love making


3. She Lied About Being A Virgin
Guys hate when ladies lie about being virgins. If you lie about being a virgin and he later gets to know that you are as wide as Lagos-Ibadan expressway after two years of celibacy. He will definitely zoom off at Usain Bolt pace

4. She Turned Him Into A Magad
My research and finding have shown that when a guy pays your bill out of his kind gesture and he realizes you go about telling people that he’s a maga. He will treat you like a money (use of banaba) and waves goodbye the moment he gets under your skirt

5. She Acts Like A Peacock
Guys love ladies who give them tough time but your shakara must be done with moderation or else, your excess pride, shakara and yanga will make him dump your ass after the deed. He might just like, upon all my stress and dis girl yeye shakara, no be she I bleep so Upon say she make everything hard as LASU Post UME exam cheesy





No 2, happened to me yesterday
Romance / Help by remotecontrol: 6:00pm On Sep 17, 2016
I chop my colleague, I want out
Politics / Wey That Small Pikin That Gave Her Launch Money For Pmb by remotecontrol: 8:31pm On Sep 14, 2016
angry
Phones / Re: Apple Unveils Iphone 7 (Features in PICTURES) by remotecontrol: 8:55pm On Sep 07, 2016
If u think is nice click like, if Is too expensive click share

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Education / Re: Graduate Sold Akamu To Sponsor Herself In University (pic by remotecontrol: 5:22pm On Sep 02, 2016
KissChris:
So , na akamu money She dey use pay school fees? undecided

No mind them
Romance / If You Are This Guy What Will You Do? by remotecontrol: 10:59am On May 08, 2016
This lady is so pissed, must the guy have sex with her? Can this happen in Nigeria?

Lalasticlala , Seun come see oo

Romance / Re: Please Support A Village Girl For Miss Nairaland (pics) by remotecontrol: 9:49am On Apr 22, 2016
Virginkpekus:
I try abi? Oya get those likes coming in. cheesy

Na your boobs I like pass
Romance / Re: Gone Are The Days Women Ask For Sex And... by remotecontrol: 8:11am On Nov 29, 2015
I want to stop her from coming to my house. Am no more comfortable with her around
Romance / Gone Are The Days Women Ask For Sex And... by remotecontrol: 7:38am On Nov 29, 2015
Gone are the days women ask for sex and if you decline d get offended and stops talking to you.

This time if you have cash, good job, your personal house and you are doing well. You are not married. D will rape you if you refuse.

I had such encounter yesterday. She came begging for sex I declined. She came to my house to apologize and ended up trying to force me to screw her.

She started playing with my jumbo I ignored tot it will end at hand job. Next she stylish removed her undies and tried jumping unto if me. Lol

Thank God am a man. I just lifted her up and wore my cloths. Thought she will be angry but she stood up and said tommorow is another day.

Na look I d look her. She still called me dis morning

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Romance / Re: She Is A Born Again. How Do We Make Our Relationship Romantic? by remotecontrol: 1:37pm On Oct 28, 2015
Girls Don d comment rubbish. D have seen mugu. Op no try am ooohhh my ex say she wan b nun. No sex just xtain relationship. I caught her cheating. She wants to use u as mugu
Family / Re: How Many Ladies Can Act Like This Lady If They Catch Their Husbands Cheating? by remotecontrol: 5:11pm On Oct 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Lol, no, Imma keep it real, I'm VERY unforgiving. I'm still working on that part of myself, trying to be less hard on people for the things they do. However, I still don't see myself ever forgiving cheating. Cheating = the end.

Don't worry at the age of 47 single then you will know cheating can be forgiven
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun, We Should Have A DM Platform Like Dat Of Facebook. by remotecontrol: 12:43pm On Oct 26, 2015
Op I said you have big breast
Romance / Re: Ladies Palava: Help! which kind Of Fiance Is This? by remotecontrol: 7:50am On Oct 26, 2015
This Bae you get big breast, seriously
Romance / Re: Ladies Palava: Help! which kind Of Fiance Is This? by remotecontrol: 7:49am On Oct 26, 2015
The way it sounds you make relationship decisions on your own cos you feel he owes you after spending over 400k on him

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Romance / Re: My Wife Is Really Strange! Is She Cheating? by remotecontrol: 7:22am On Oct 25, 2015
Blocked you on Fb cheesy

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Sports / Re: I Think Is Because Of Me Chelsea Is Having Poor Runs. by remotecontrol: 6:48am On Oct 25, 2015
I didn't watch it again yesterday. Sorry Chelsea fans. I just know am d cause of all this problems
Jokes Etc / How To Get Owerri School Girls *pic by remotecontrol: 7:06pm On Oct 24, 2015
grin

Sports / I Think Is Because Of Me Chelsea Is Having Poor Runs. by remotecontrol: 8:51pm On Oct 23, 2015
Since this season I haven't watched there match.

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