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Sports / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw 2022/2023 On 25th August 2022 by remotecontrol: 5:08pm On Aug 25, 2022
Help with link
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians Photos That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity by remotecontrol: 5:09am On Aug 04, 2022
Some if not most of them will still vote APC and PDP
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: "Wanted: Prayer Warrior" See This Hilarious Vacancy Banner (photo) by remotecontrol: 1:29pm On Oct 19, 2021
. well am not really surprised,after all Africans are too religious. If your church is your source of income then is good to pay your workers

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Business / Re: Wapi Pay Fighting Scandal: The Full Story by remotecontrol: 9:58am On Oct 19, 2021
. money will change hands
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh’s Ex, Prince Kpokpogri Reportedly Arrested, Detained By Police by remotecontrol: 9:51am On Oct 19, 2021
Funny
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gets A Customized PJ Floormat For His Newfound Status (Video) by remotecontrol: 3:41pm On Oct 17, 2021
agisame:



you are a bloody liar its not a scam it the CEO apologizing to all customers checked it my self

Is a scam, d gave you 1mb to watch video of 10mb. If that is not scam then what is?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gets A Customized PJ Floormat For His Newfound Status (Video) by remotecontrol: 2:33pm On Oct 17, 2021
Dear friends there is a supposed sms message from "MTNCEO KARL" � with your name in it , which started circulating since this morning 17th Oct 2021, on all MTN lines, if you are an MTN user.
Please do not open the message or watch the free video.

MTN Nigeria would never send you a video or sms with a link for you to watch just to apologise for network outage.

Please do not open it, I repeat, do not click, open or watch it. It's the work of hackers. Thanks

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Phones / Re: MTN Nigeria Compensates Subscribers For Network Downtime by remotecontrol: 12:57pm On Oct 17, 2021
HonNL:
https://www.nairaland.com/6794435/mtn-subscribers-lament-service-outage



SOURCE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol33KHtzxgw

Dear friends there is a supposed sms message from "MTNCEO KARL" � with your name in it , which started circulating since this morning 17th Oct 2021, on all MTN lines, if you are an MTN user.
Please do not open the message or watch the free video.

MTN Nigeria would never send you a video or sms with a link for you to watch just to apologise for network outage.

Please do not open it, I repeat, do not click, open or watch it. It's the work of hackers. Thanks
Properties / Re: ₦950M: 5 Bedrooms Fully Detached, Automated Duplex For Sale In Ikoyi(Photos) by remotecontrol: 6:19pm On Oct 07, 2021
Money good
Properties / Re: World’s Most Expensive Homes From Teletubby-style Palace To High-tech Mansions by remotecontrol: 9:21pm On Sep 30, 2021
.if you think is vanity please click like

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Politics / Re: NNPC Earns N366 Billion From Crude Oil, Products Sales In May by remotecontrol: 6:05am On Sep 21, 2021
This is just a lie. I can feel it
Romance / Re: Romance Section Awards July 2012 by remotecontrol: 11:09am On Sep 19, 2021
Who won 2020 own
Romance / Re: True Confession: Never Open Your Legs For Sex Before Marriage by remotecontrol: 11:08am On Sep 19, 2021
Thanks for the gospel
Romance / Re: She Said No Sex After Seeing This In My Phone.. by remotecontrol: 11:08am On Sep 19, 2021
People no d fear Sunday again?
Romance / Re: My Female Boss Told Me To Strip Unclad In Front Of Her by remotecontrol: 11:06am On Sep 19, 2021
EmekaBlue:
A True story from a Nairalander.

Have to share this...Really happened i swear. Please ignore my grammatical errors


Just yesterday i traveled with my female boss to Owerri to meet a client who just paid us to discuss about the business MOU and sign documents.

After the meeting,we went to a hotel @ Owerri, Owerri really have nice hotels lined up if you have been there...so she suggested to save cost we just share a room. I had an erection already just hearing her say that. As a guy,i immediately said YES if its ok by u ma, She is a divorcee to clear the story' but always very serious with the company's business and acts like a feminist.

Getting to the room,she entered the shower,i tried to peep through by any means but no way. She came out properly dressed on pyjamas as she took her clothes for changing with her inside the bathroom. Then she told me to go shower, I went in and came out with the towel from the bathroom to change inside the room.

Now the main point of this story, To my surprise this my madam, i wont lie...A beautiful clean lady of 43years about told me to drop my towel down that she will transfer 20k to me if i do that...Guys i cant blame girls who do prostitution o...i was feeling shy, and like a man hoe,a mitch....But back of my mind i was like who hiding preek epp sef?! was what was on my mind...see 20k sara o.....She asked fr my account details and punched it immediately...i got the alert and smiled.

I couldn't believe i dropped my towel and was standing well erected like Adam in front of eve for like a min and she was just giving me a sexy smile

We didn't do anything last night,she pressed her phone for a while and slept off...I stayed at d end of one side of d bed,she at kinda d middle...I feel very shy now. Is that how u ladies feel?!

I swear i cant tell anyone about this but decided to share it on social media

You are lying on a Sunday
Romance / Re: When Your Girl Says She Is Not In The Mood But Sleeps Like This... Pic by remotecontrol: 11:02am On Sep 19, 2021
Today is Sunday
Romance / Re: Different Types Of Cute And Tight Pussies [pics] by remotecontrol: 11:00am On Sep 19, 2021
Repent
Romance / Re: My Married Ex Pestering Me For Sex by remotecontrol: 10:35am On Sep 19, 2021
.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Keeps Showing Me Chats Of A Guy Asking Her Out. by remotecontrol: 7:15am On Sep 19, 2021
Nanpon96:
Good evening Nairalanders, pls there is something that has been bothering me for sometime. My babe has been screenshotting the chat another guy has been asking her out. Please what is her motive of doing this? Is it to make me Jealous or to proof her loyalty to me? Please Nairalanders help me out here.

Is called open secret, so that when you see her chat with the guy you will think is normal but d main thing they happen for background
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Shows Off Her New House, Splashes Champagne To Celebrate by remotecontrol: 9:22pm On Sep 15, 2021
Abeg the winner of big brother then were is his achievements abi he get small god

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Romance / Re: He Doesn't Want A Relationship BUT... by remotecontrol: 1:38pm On Sep 12, 2021
empress101:
HI everyone..
I have been talking to a guy recently..We have known for years but lost contact and reconnected again 3months ago and I honestly do like him alot(I think he likes me too)....
When I asked him what he really wanted, he said "I dont want a relationship, I like you and just want you around"..
To me,its selfish and seems like torture to my emotions going with the facts that I'm beginning to have catch feelings..
I'm so confused now, what do I do??
I'm planning of stopping communications and erasing all memory of him...

Turn the table around, do you feel same way?
TV/Movies / Re: What Is Happening To TSTV? by remotecontrol: 6:37am On Sep 11, 2021
I think their problem is quality of channels, Good market d sell itself

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Health / Re: Struggling With Low Sperm Count And Weak Erection by remotecontrol: 6:15pm On Sep 09, 2021
Take zinc and eat well

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Politics / Re: Which Is The Best HMO In Nigeria? by remotecontrol: 6:11pm On Sep 09, 2021
axamansard coverage is the best and also one of the best service
Crime / Re: Sexual Molestation Claims Of Afaka Students Untrue, Says Parents by remotecontrol: 5:43am On May 17, 2021
It is not a surprise for the media to carry such, after all bad news sells fast.

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Politics / Re: How Hadiza Bala Breached NPA Rules, Exempted Dangote From Statutory Changes by remotecontrol: 5:51am On May 10, 2021
It is highly unlikely that anything will come out of this investigation as it relates to dangote

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Celebrities / Re: Wathoni Anyasi Buys 2 Cars For Her Parents (Photos) by remotecontrol: 8:38pm On May 07, 2021
I don't remember the name but congrats to her, at least she didn't waste her earning. Good give her more endorsement
Politics / Re: Gov Yahaya Meets NASS Committee On Aviation, Seeks Support For Gombe Airport by remotecontrol: 11:36am On Apr 27, 2021
Lol , now I find this funny. We should focus on Rail expecially in the south east and west . Rail for North I think is a bad investment because of boko, bandit ,kidnappers and hoodlums
Phones / Re: Facebook Is Monitoring Me by remotecontrol: 7:10pm On Apr 24, 2021
SILENTandSMART2:



Oboy why you dey reason like this cheesy

This is 2021 nah


Facebook didn't support pornographic content so how did you expect to see it ?

Na question na, person weh d ask question no d loss road
Phones / Re: Facebook Is Monitoring Me by remotecontrol: 5:29pm On Apr 24, 2021
SILENTandSMART2:
Yes that's how it works

What i always search on google dey for facebook as ads

That's why Iphone is tryin' to restrict them

I always search something that deal with technology , é no shock me again cheesy

If I search porn e go show for my ads?
Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant For Another Guy But In Love With Me.. Please Help!!! by remotecontrol: 6:14am On Apr 21, 2021
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Deep inside i have moved on..... Just don't know how to discard her with out hurting her psychologically....

She no think about your own psychology come the yarn you nonsense.

Is a trap. Well played by her
Politics / Re: Terrorism Financing: Dozens Arrested In Nationwide Crackdown by remotecontrol: 6:55am On Apr 19, 2021
Na so. They name we already know what have you guys done about it?

Rubbish

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