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[quote author=ALERT-EFCC link=topic=191446.msg3228792#msg3228792 date=1229377056]the yahoozee boys are out again,


how do we contain these pests for heavens sakes!!!!!!

cafes and ISP's are not helping issues, the banks make it worse, where are we headed lord?
i wonder what will happen in 20 years from now.[/quote]Only the EFCC can save us, I mean a Honest one.

@Poster,

If same shit happens to you, how will u feel? I mean just put yourself in the boyfriends shoe and see how far.

Moreover if the girl leave the boyfriend for you then she might be leaving u for another someday.

Love thy neighbor as thy self. _smile 

angellexy:
joy what do u think?
concerning the gig stuff, and what about sanmira?
what about we fix our face to face meeting on the 26th. (what do all of u who are concerned think).
make una reason am ?

Lets make it on the 28th.

@ Poster,

Baby chic, Tradition remains Tradition ooh, if its your tradition make it if not break it.

meexteriox:
@ poster
Your nipple sucking sister's boyfriend, is an asshole, and you are a bigger one.
Infact, i believe you led him on. All this theatrics about you consoling the fool when he started
crying is rubbish. You should have left him to his sorrow consumed life, and allow him drown
in his crocodile ocean of tears.
You sound so stupid. Just one suck, and you fall in lust love, suppose he goes all the way,
then you will fall into coma.

Guy i feel you .

@Poster,

Abeg no cross d line, i take God beg u. if ur sis forgive you na him bi say she no like the guy if not she go just shut u to death.

Bobos full grand ooh, rather than friending ur sisters boyfirend get a unique boyfriend of yours _{advice no bi curse} ^{a word is enough for the wise}

jibbygirl:
@poster
4 guys, telling a gurl u love her shouldn't call for all these hassles because na normal thing. the big question should be, how does a gurl tell a guy that she's into him without feeling embarrassed and as a guy how do u feel hearing this from a gurl? what impression does this create, a gurl making the first move so openly?

For me i'll be suprised if and only if i have not noticed her. But u know sometimes we can be attracted to each other based on our personality.

But when a lady wants a guy dey dont just work up to the guy and say "i love u" dey will do anything to attract the guy.

Only few bold ladies can do that. I have got such experience, when a lady worked upto me and say "guy i luv u, i dont know i just got so attracted to u" i just got confused at that moment. I say to myself i need to go do some homework b4 giving an answer, i mean i got to think; i'm like is this real, do i really like her?; offcourse i dont like dating any woman that comes my way, and if u see this girl very beautiful, i began to think it was some kind of set-up but it wasnt.
I mean i couldnt comprehend cos i was busy on job tryin to fix sometin, was not even on the mood and it just happened, she asked for my num. sure we exchanged number and i give her a date, and when she is gone i took a deep breath . when i got home and think about the whole thing i began to laugh .

@Poster,
Waooh!!! Guy you try ooh, I hope say u find her unmarried

Ladies make una clap for d guy na, see guy wey get true love for girl.

Well with time we go get used to am, but e no go easy ooooh

Adam Brody:
Pick me i am a very good guy:

I will tell you 10 reasons you will love me before any NLander:

1. We will smoke weed together and get so f***king high, we wont even remember our names unlike all those buta boys that will be forming they don't know how to smoke or drink to enjoy this life!

2. I will nack you so well that, you would have to buy car battery beside me to be charging my willie willie unlike all those buta boys that will be asking you during sex "Baby are you ok? Have you come?"

3. I will buy you Gala, kpomo, ogunfe, shaki and take you to obalende under bridge to chop real ofada rice and chicken unlike all those buta boys taking you to tantalizers

4. We will sit down and watch films like "Nneka the pretty serpent and Rituals" unlike all those buta boys that will carry you to silverbird galleria to watch one foolish indian film

5. We will enter bus and okada to tour lagos and you will see the real trips of lagos from mushin down to onigbongbo unlike all those buta boys that want to carry you to shoprite to see one yeye oyinbo

6. Pasuma is my friend

7. I will carry you to yaba and idumota to select correct adire and gele to do yanga unlike all those buta boys that will carry you to allen avenue boutique to buy one spaggetti

8. If i give you belle, we go name the pickin either kelechi, Uwem, cletus, titus or Agboguleri (Real Africa child) unlike all those buta boys that will want you to do abortion.

9. I will find better work for you to make you self reliant such as introducing you to my friend Nnamdi to employ you in his farm or if you like to learn okada work, My friend Kunle will readily employ you unlike all those buta boys who will be telling you story to submit your C.v and work will never come!

10. Last last! If i die, you must follow me inside my coffin because na only you i fit love enter the next world !

Baby, you don make me fall in love!!!!!!!!

Ride on man, u too much.

@joyblinks,

whats up with this gig thing and how pretty was the last one and how was it conducted?.

@ Poster,

Who is winning the contest?

Whats Up P. People??

How are u guys doing

I guess everyon eis cooool

Missy B:
Dual
You need serious beating.
Must you tell Nlanders each time I feed you??
Now I have to answer questions from some peeps on YIM.
[size=1pt]See the way una dey overrate me. [/size]

Misy no beat am abeg, weitin eye see mouth dey confess

Dual Core:
Renz, not jst any picture. Missy's! Trust me bro u no go understand until u c am. Missy thanks 4 last night, it waz another awesome experience. Hope ur BFs r not suspecting anything?

DC, where d pic dey na? u no even show me d pic and only u go chop food.

Bros make me understand

iice:
[color=#9900ff]You obviously don't understand what frozen means with regards to me.
Yes am cool but not cool by many peoples' perception i suppose [/color]

Ok iice, i think i understand a lil bit of what u've said.

duabba:
Hey Renz, are you that jobless? Haba! Which kain Q and A levels be that? Kindly leave LICE IICE alone before you catch the itch.

Waoooh!!! if u think am jobless, then we are all jobless ,

BabeX:
hmmmm, yeah i still am. don't know how long it will take but I'm getting there.
An e-book thats nice. Why don't I send u a pm

Well thats fine, yim only --> do4love99

Just drop me a note incase am not there.

I was out of town and I couldnt meet up with the carnival, hope it was fun for those who went

@Poster,

I think it depends in the Man you are in with, some guys would also say same thing to a Woman.

Not all men make it hard for women

@Poster,

A topic just because of pic, well,

@Poster,

A topic just because of pic, well,

@Poster,

What are u waiting for? show ur self,

If u think Nigerian men are bad then u must have been meeting the bad once in ur Life

@Babex,

are u still discovering who u are??

how long would u need to discover yourself.

Maybe i can help,

there is a book titled discovering onceself, i have the e-copy, if u need it i will give it to u free and i mean free no strings attached.

@ Poster & anitababy,

If any fine decnt, loving good guy just shows up and say; i'am a good guy, would u belive that?

Even if u do believe how do u validate it?

You are looking for a good guy, does that mean u are good?

And if u are good, how do we validate that?

When u find the good guy what will you do with him??

bigmodo:
Is port harcourt in nigeria or uk?

We have Port Harcourt in Nigeria and in Uk, it depends on were u are going bro

I believe there is no Naira Land in UK, i hope u got ur bearings right,

^{bros wake up}

iice:
[color=#9900ff]iice doesn't explain anything about a lady since i am the one and only iice
iice is frozen. If you understand that, you understand what iice means.
i shall be keeping my NL status of 'jobless' [/color]

Well i understand iice is frozen, but you are not frozed, are u??

or maybe u lik iice creams i don't know .

I just hope u are as cool as iice maybe not,

Did i hear u say "Jobless"? nah i dont think so

from:iice  On: Today at 02:39:07 PM

What nick should i pick?

If you know anything about me, you'd know am not simple neither do i do normal things 

iice is me, there is no other

Waooooh!!! 

You know i have heard alot of nick names that tend to explain what d person really is inside or outside. And am not clear on what the word "iice" tends to explain/mean on a lady.   

So Lady iice, what does iice explain of you?? 

If i may ask, whats your profession?

Ok, i understand ur ponit.

But there are too many nick names out there and u choosed iice, and am kind off "why iice?" , iice asin ??

Pardon me for asking too much Q , and thanks for stoping by

Stamping my foot