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Lol, they should go and protect their cows from boko haram first.

Toks2008:
There was this professor who suddenly noticed that his car was wobbling.

He parked and realized that 4 tyre bolts are lost in one of the back tyres and he was confused because he knew he had to get a lift to a far place to buy the 4 tire knots.

After trying for more than 3 hours to get a cab,he became frustrated and just at that time,a mad man passed by and said to him..."see mumu..he dey find motto to go buy 4 knot for one tyre wen he fit comot one one bolt for the remaining 3 tyres"

The professor was puzzled and marveled at the words of the mad man and wondered why he never had that thought...

Moral of the story..no matter how mad someone could be...some times we need to take their words seriously.

seriously how? Does one just publish a story to ruin people's reputations without gd evidence and proof?

Kemi is fond of sprouting baseless accusations without facts. That's just so wrong.

Hmmm....I should really try this with hubby.

Kemi the psycho blabbermouth at it again. Concocting rubbish with the aim of tarnishing reputations and calling it journalism.

The woman is worse than a silly joke. Why doesn't someone sue her for a billion Naira so she can take a permanent break from the rubbish she keeps alleging.

Dreyl:

Lmao. Decode this.

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Now am done with you, byee fóol.

Referring to himself in third person just sums it all up for me.

Nuff said.

Are they still wrapping up a year old baby in blanket?

rose54321:
Not my business, but me thinks this is an old picture

My thoughts exactly. The baby doesn't look a year old in the pic. Maybe 4/5 months.

Okay... This is tricky.

The terms of the contract were that Freeze and Exclusive appear for the show. Exclusive dropped out but Freeze showed up with an actor friend of his and they were sent an email of questions just before they went on stage affirming that the contract was still on.

The Kiibati woman is obviously in the wrong here. She is lying.

Dreyl:
Lesbian

díckhead

Dreyl:
Big head

gay.

Unapologetic Thief

*yawns* This OP's essay is longer than the whole encyclopedia.

I bet there's not one ounce of truth or realism in it since a Zombie conjured it up. Just lies, baseless theories and more lies. Can't waste my time reading rubbish...

Where is Tonto news abeg? Lala Pls do the needful.

Abuja is home of the affluent and beautiful. Abuja state of mind . Lol!

Dreyl:
my life is more precious than yours so fade off.

No it's not, Fággot.

SMH! The price of fame can be a heavy burden to bear sometimes.

People claiming to be friends with her and saying rubbish about what they have no idea about. Too bad.

Flavour will be like, 'No Thanks,ma'am'

Madam Kemi, you are not his type.... Go and find your level.

[quote author=Dreyl post=53772035][/quote]Kill yourself, why don't you?

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Fággot.

Nigerian politics is very dirty and politicians have not an ounce of shame.

AirFireEarthH20:
I'm just tired of this useless country. This Ayiri Emami has several barges he uses to steal crude oil and sell in high seas and makes millions of dollars at the detriment of Nigeria and the masses.

Seeing APC always celebrating this man makes me wanna carry gun. It's so painful

Some men and double standards sha..... As if the seal opens by itself. Everybody don become adviser, advicing selective advice.

Can't stop laughing at the guy who said Reno adding #Renosnuggets to his own statement is psychoish. That was hilarious.

Coco with her agbero voice, lol. These people get mind sha... It takes guts like no other to do that show.

LuvU2:
Jon won Nigerian idol or some TV muzic competition some years back with his song "gbedu"

Okay. .... That's probably why he seems familiar.

For someone who claims to love entertainment and wants to become an entertainer, she sure is clueless about the entertainment industry. Baffling! Which rock has she been under since?


Ese is very popular instagram with her funny skits though and she has done some acting. Jon looks familiar but can't say where I've noticed the face.

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson]Yh. The American Federal Government is not concerning itself with Nigeria,its focused on American intrests and ISIS .

If trump and the American FG was aware of the real terriost in Nigeria,he would have never spoken the way he did to Buhari [/color]

...... And you know this because ..... You work for the CIA?

This is really sweet.

link2ok:
Please madam I didn't not quote you. Next time carry your wahala and go

Have a nice day

I quoted you just like you quoted the other person who never spoke to you in the first place.

Hypocrite. You quote someone but when someone else quotes you, it becomes wahala. Funny people.

Amoto94:
Product of failed education sector wehdone. I'm not in your league of childish banter so swerve and learn to stop asking stupid question.

lol! Obviously, you are in your own league of stupidity, saying rubbish to yourself. Carry on with your foolishness.

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson] no,we don't know. I only know being I'm here on the form . I never before knew Nigeria had a Muslim extremist for a President and a incompetent and intolerant murderous military and police force.[/color]

When I said America, I was referring to the intelligence agencies.

Amoto94:
Receive sense or move to romance session. There are other sources of government revenue despite our over reliance on petrol-dollars

Zombie, take your own advice.

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson]trump don't give the Nigerian military any firepower, they'll use it to bomb IPDs and Biafra

U know instead of dropping it on REAL boko terrorist[/color]

Trump is not giving them squat. All these ones Na diplomacy talk.

America knows the true story behind our terrorism, just leave this one wey dem dey talk on phone.

So where is CBN getting money to claim $30 billion Forex reserve?