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I wish I was with Afeni right now.

IBB:
@retro

i can see he's slacking but you're just being patient with him.

Afeni isn't a slacker! You're a rapist! *Shoots IBB*.

Yay! We are the right ones. The only people who don't make mistakes. We rock.

Afeni:
*Kisses retro on the lips and slowly caresses her beautiful face*

*Whistles* Continue.

Afeni:
Whats makes you think I am interested in your breasts. I want your soul. All of it. Look into my eyes.

But, I want your soul too . . .

12. One that f*cks good.

Phew. I'm fine, thank you! That was scary. *Opens bra*, come inside.

Lmfaooooooo. Ok, it's not better to try. They shouldn't try at all.

Afeni! IBB is raping me.

It's better to try.

I meant: I enjoy being in Afeni's panties. Lmfao!

*Rejects IBB*.

Mystique:
Vous comprenddez englais sil vous plait??

Aww . . . do you speak French or are you just 'trying' because it's cute. I love when people try. Your errors are cute.

Yay!! I'll give them one last chance though.

That means, you don't like chocolates. There's no way you won't enjoy a typical Belgian chocolate.

Afeni:
I hope you are not a hardcore anime fan. *cringe* Those people are scary.

I watch anime shows and all, but puting posters of animated school girls on your wall is taking it too far.

Haha! No, not like that. I read Anime books and fall in love with the male characters. Lmfao!

Afeni:
What bra?

My bra.

IBB:
@retro

like yea, it's just for the fun of it. what else do you expect when people just make a brother residing in a busy and noisy part of lagos with the weather feeling foggy at 9:17am go crazy and almost lose his ONLY wife.

Lmao.

sweetnini:
@retro
yea i was hancuffed and whipped in bed last night
u should try it i think it's fun

Lmfaooo! No, thank you. Whipped? Lmfaoo!

Seun changed mine too. I had a signature that said: I enjoy being inside Afeni, and got banned for an hour. Lmfao.

Oh, what did you dream about?

Afeni:
Its pretty safe around here. And you have me to protect you.

I can't think of any asian language that is useful to learn. In fact, other than English, Spanish and French, all other languages are not worth it for non-natives to learn.

But, it's safer in Europe.

Japanese is hot. I love the names, anime and all. I hate Spanish, over here, the Ecuadorians, Venezuelans speak Spanish and it's disgusting. English is the best language, I hate every other foreign language except Japanese, of course.

Afeni:
I believe you Retro. And I only thought about you for 10 minutes a day. Right!

Lol. If you believe me, I'll kick your ass. Lol. I love you.

Afeni:
Ahem sounds like European beer. But I know what you mean.

I think you should come to America. Its a lot nicer over here. At least the upper east coast is.

I am still working on my french. I should get it down to the level where we can talk in the language within a few weeks.

European beers SUCK. Actually, beers suck in general. Anyhoo, I wouldn't feel safe in America. I might die in a bomb or something.

French sucks. I want to learn Japanese.

sweetnini:
i was handcuffed in bed last night

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You *****.

IBB:
@eve

let me get something straight. if i say Let's Get Married in bed last night, will you agree?

How can you get married in bed LAST NIGHT? Lmfao! People are really making interesting errors. But oh well, it's all for fun.

eveseh:
this thread should be deleted because Afeni already has a girlfriend

No, it shouldn't. Pft!

Afeni:
Sure. Like you didn't read and re-read my posts while I was gone.

I didn't. I swear. *Rolls eyes*.

Come to Belgium. We can *Ahem*.

Afeni:
Call the phone company/internet provider so they have you connected by the time you get there. Lesson I am learning the hard way.

Besides, I don't want to go for another long stretch without seeing you.

I'm actually thinking of it. If I move, I'll hardly be online. Omfg!!! That sucks! Noooo.

eveseh:
LOL funny stuff


i'll miss ya Retro

Thank you. *Cries*.

Stalker!

Afeni:
Then you have what you want.

Whats the temperature like in Belgium? (in the past couple of days)

Right now, it's 77 °C (Faren . . .), it's 25 °C (Celsius).

Afeni:
Everyone wants you.

I want only you to want me.

eveseh:
good thing

Damn straight.

Zoltan!