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Lol. Spiritual relationship? Lmao. I didn't post his name, it's degrading. That's just ewww. Why me? Ewww.

Afeni, I got an email from a Nl member:

Your Angel Eyes stare me down,From across the room in nairaland.I think that i'm falling for you,But is it way too soon?
Is there a lady out there who truly wants a spiritual and a loving relationship where we learn, share, grow and explore together?I am looking for a unique person who takes life seriously and lightly- who wants to learn to dance through problems and still keep her balance and her sense of poise and grace. I am seeking a sensitive and caring person- someone who is bright, well versed,and someone who would like to share my world,  she will care about nature, art, and the quality of compassion in helping others. she doesn't need to be athletic, but she would be fit and because she takes good care of himself and her health. I prefer a lady who is very comfortable being masculine and who would enjoy my attention and affection.

Lmfao.

I love you.

I was saying exactly the same thing. I don't want you to go. I've got a better idea, come live with me in Belgium.

This girl is odd.

They are both wonderful. They actually made me laugh. *Faints*. CPR immediately!

eveseh:
intresting

Yeah, it is.

Since I can't blush, my nose is pink. This is the best thing anyone has ever done for me in a while. You're impossible Afeni. I totally love you. *Opens bra*, come inside.

Afeni:
Poem number one.

No God But Retro

I am not interested in eternal life
I am not lured by freedom from strife
I will not conform to worship Gods of old
Not even if its all I have been told
I have seen my God,
And I am ready to serve,
In regardless of her ability to preserve,
My well-being in this life or the ever-after.

Congrats retro. You get the first poem I have written in over a decade to you. Yeah, it sucks. What else do you expect when you try something after a decade of absence.

Omfg! It's . . . It's great! *Faints*. I totally love you. Weeeeeeeeeeee.

diddy4:
follow me stepping and i will make you famous.

You're not famous!

I'll be moving before October! Yay!

Yay!!

hoodboi:
why don't u afeni nd d other dogs come join me

Are you still here, loser? Go to bed, it's getting late.

Mystique:
Dont like belgian chocolates

That's impossible. The chocolates you're eating are probably Belgian but you aren't aware of it yet.

soccerchic:
@retro, just wondering, are u eating the Twix white choclate or the carmel one?

I don't eat white chocolates. El carmelo.

eveseh:
Afeni,greedy

Greedy?

bluenubian:
What's interesting lauren, them? **huff**

Lol! Jealous much? Pft. *Rolls eyes*.

Afeni:
Retro, I miss you too. But, I have good news. I should be back online on a daily basis by monday. (no competition around here so the broadband company takes their sweet time)


While I was away, I wrote 2 poems and a few other notes about you. I am putting up the poems on offtopic section. Hope you like them.

Oh my God! Monday is too far! Why not today? Grr! Oh, the poems haven't be posted yet but yay! I love you!

Hey! Where have you been? I've missed you!

2fine4u:
Afeni, how can u ever think that i hate u hav i ever given u any reason to think that I love u and that's for real_{now guess i should take cover cuzz i don't want retro's bullets hittin on me}

*Ahem*. *Prepares gun* . . .

Afeni:
I am Afeni. Retro is my Goddess, and thats all you need to know.

Yay! I've missed you!!

Remedy.

River.

Napkin.

Yeast.

Test.

Winner.

Neither.

Loud.

Light.

Nasty.

Dream.

Green.

Hang.