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No, not yet.

ToyM28:
Retro pardon me for making the first comment. I stand corrected. NO 2, is the oustandily cheesy, more explicably rubbish poem. Sorry for giving the first poem that title, i tut it deserved it until i saw the second one.

Oh weeeee, Gosh! What can i say but Gosh!!!!!! But to be fair, it seems that Afenis outstanding knowledege in politics, just about made up for his crap ablities in the art of expression!

Only a Christian'll talk like this. Hahahahaha! Cheesy? I don't think so.

Oh, then your post was wrong. It should have been;

brainyme:
@Retro
If there are so many young bloggers older than 13 why don't u paste the link right here?

If there are so many young bloggers YOUNGER than 13, why don't you paste the links right here? Because I'm a blogger who's older than 13.

*Cries*.

I want to see Aloib.

brainyme:
U obviously need to read my posts again
this is what I said

I said that 13 is too old to be the youngest. I've seen 11/12 year old bloggers. Then you said:

brainyme:
@Retro
If there are so many young bloggers older than 13 why don't u paste the link right here?

Then I said;

retro:
I am a blogger (not on blogger.com) and I'm 18. I consider myself as a young girl. And no, I won't paste the link to my blog.

Do you understand me?

ToyM28:
Retro are u sure its d same wicked, evil Afeni that wrote this outstandily cheesy, but very sweet poem?

Na i don't believe it, its to polite to be one of Afeni's works!

Lmfao! Afeni is polite to me but hates you guys

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-16172.5600.html

The second one is there too.

Seun:
I'm hot, you know

dakitten:
seun y did u change my username
it was pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LMFAO!

Far Away by Nickelback. I don't think it's the best but it's close.

Poem number one.

No God But Retro

I am not interested in eternal life
I am not lured by freedom from strife
I will not conform to worship Gods of old
Not even if its all I have been told
I have seen my God,
And I am ready to serve,
In regardless of her ability to preserve,
My well-being in this life or the ever-after.

Oh, Afeni? A girl? What?

I'm against it; confusion in the family, too complicated.

Yes. I shouldn't?

Lmfao! So, why did you ask me in the first place?

Woohoo! I'll be waiting for your reply.

Did you read the poems Afeni wrote for me?

brainyme:
@Retro
If there are so many young bloggers older than 13 why don't u paste the link right here?

I am a blogger (not on blogger.com) and I'm 18. I consider myself as a young girl. And no, I won't paste the link to my blog.

I'm a she goat. 

Yay! I'm looking for humans to take back to AlienLand. What about you?

No, I'm green. I'm an Alien . . . *Walks away slowly*.

There are many young bloggers. 13 is too old.

LMFAO! Hahaha! Classic.

sweetnini:
Eve i don't like Chris Brown

Yay!

No, I'm not. Why?

A strand of hair from a lizard's armpit:
https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1053/hairbk5.png

The privates of an ant
https://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2787/antcl8.png

A homosexual hen
https://www.adoniscabaret.co.uk/images/lnd/after-hen-party-swim.jpg

A pint of red blood from a scorpion
https://img95.imageshack.us/img95/6154/bloodjf0.png

An ostrich's teeth
https://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1735/osir6.png

Can I be 20 now?

Nigerians are scary.

eveseh:
@Retro 1:what coco wrote over dere hope u can see it,she explain many things dere to understand

2:if u didnt want to reply ,y didnt u just pass,

anyway,aint my poblem,errorrrrrrrrrr,my bad

Eve, I wanted to reply, so I replied. What's your point? Anyways, I edited my post.

Coco29:
retro all i can say to u is, honey wait, u know when you go clubbing girl and you come in how tired you are all you want to do is sleep well some babies make you feel like that all do every for about 2 month after birth well my son was like that, little brat almost drove me crazy plus ya man want to f*ck and don't mention the kids you had before some times you just don't have time fa ya self. then their is postnatal depression lawd have mercy women do not have it easy love.

LMFAO! You're making marriage look more harder than it already is. I've never been married so I wouldn't exactly know.
Poor Coco.