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RomanceRe: Help! My Masturbation Addiction Level Is Out Of This World by returncole: 1:31pm On Apr 01, 2022
I only enjoy sex by inflicting pain on the lady.
RomanceRe: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by returncole: 1:47pm On Mar 28, 2022
You're a mumu man. N
Emeskhalifa:
Yes took me 3 years. cheesy

I won't go into details lipsrsealed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do You Feel Staying At Home On A Monday Morning? Share Your Experience. by returncole: 4:07pm On Mar 21, 2022
Bro, I would appreciate if you could give me some insight out of your vast prowess of freelancing skill .. My email is returncole50@gmail.com
Thanks, I will surely appreciate.
alexxiswrites:
I can tell you this for free: IT'S DAMN HARD!

Even though I freelance most times, there's this culture of going out to work or hustle we Nigerians are born with. It's a cultural or societal thing. Even if you're making legit millions indoors, deep inside you'd feel kinda low for staying indoors especially on a Monday morning. What's more, some ill-informed neighbors will think you're lazy or into yahoo.
RomanceRe: A Submissive Spouse Or A Partner With Great IQ by returncole: 5:13pm On Mar 19, 2022
You are too hasty and also have not discerned the discuss at hand before premising on substituted assumptions. The OP wasn't gender specific in the inquisition. I can't imagine where the stereotype image of "woman" you created in your comment came from. I have read it in so many scholarly books that women talk from emotions rather than logic. Maybe this justifies and re - affirms the claim
Kobojunkie:
Interesting! undecided

Why is good character only attached to submisssiveness and low IQ levels in a spouse? Are you of the notion that women with higher IQ levels than yours can't exhibit this good character you speak of? undecided

And I also wonder, what exactly you mean by good character..do you also come with the same or is that only for the low intelligence level women in your life to have? undecided

They say two heads are better than one when it comes to decision making, and life in general. High IQ or no IQ, it is never a good idea when only one head is making the decision as far as that which concerns the many. undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Incompetence Just Cost Me A Job, I Feel Worthless by returncole:
This OP has just successfully rehearsed and scripted my story. My life @30 is taking twists and turns flavoured with confusion and hopelessness.

My passion ever since childhood is to become digitally enhanced and financially free. Recently, a company in Lagos called me for an interview after submitting my CV through their HR. Few days after the interview, the company notified me that they took interest in me due to the interview session they had with me asking how soon can I resume work.

Obviously, I jailbreaked information overnight through various resourceful hubs to get all what is needed to pass the interview but deep inside of me I knew I will need to engage in a more intense rigourous individual scholarship to keep up with job's requirements if ever I was considered because this is the first and not any type of job that I have ever done in a big company as this or in a structured official way as this ever in my life.

We discussed several other things over the phone including salary, job's requirements etc. GBAM! I was excited at this new call and job offer. However, shortly after this short lived joy, an instruction came from the CEO that I need to draft him a professional proposal that states how I wish or intend to deliver my duties.

Tragedy struck! I was dumbfounded, perplexed and had my thoughts scattered here and there like a thunderstorm. Well, just like I prepared for the interview and all, I summoned courage, gathered all the fragments, bits, and pieces of myself with combination of online resources I was able to put up a proposal within the 3 - days deadline.

To cut the long story short, I did not hear from the company anymore after days of submitting the proposal, I put a call through to the HR and she babbled and giggled on the phone, all her responses were incoherent and only pointing me to the fact that the CEO said they will still need a month more to decide if they will work with my proposal... Immediately I smelt things had went wrong. Was it that my proposal was bad? Is there anything I could correct? Any recommendation? Was my proposal rejected or accepted? All these questions got no definite answer from the HR.

I eventually assumed that possibly my inadequacies to handle this job had been filtered out from my proposal or perhaps, the company collected that proposals from me as a theft of my own intellectual property.

The worst side of this story was that I already informed my parents and necessary concerned person that I now secured a job due to the first call. I relocated to Lagos only because this company called me that they are willing to work with me, I have been devastated ever since then, marooned in Lagos since the beginning of this month; March 2022 till now still finding my bearing up.

I was able to draw strength from OP's write up and other benefiting comments and my prayer for OP and everyone of us going through alot of shits as this with no support or help will one day look back at this thread and give all the glory back to God Almighty.
FamilyRe: My Mother Finally CURSED Me Last Night. I DON'T Give A Bleep!! - TheGidRedpiller by returncole:
Follow your mind young man, curses find expression before they manifest. If that woman's curses have a root/ valid reasons, they will surely manifest, but if the pictures you painted of that woman is true, her curses are mere nasty nay sayings. Curses are products of cause and effect. If there is no cause, there will be no effect. May God bless you for staying strong. God will punish all women who are bitches wanting to be treated like a queen.
FashionRe: Finally Got My First Haircut For 2022, How Do I Look (pics) by returncole: 12:38pm On Feb 18, 2022
Hmmm... Agege weed! I felt thy sting embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: My Confusion About God And The Scriptures. by returncole: 5:42pm On Jul 02, 2021
sad Oh!! .. oh..! Oh...! A professor once ask a young undergraduate who was preaching to him about the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ, the professor then asked him, Oh boy, what's the formula and the shape of earth .. quickly, the boy fired some shots from what he was taught in geography and engineering. Good, the professor replied; then comes the next question. What is the location and the shape of hell? Young boy terrified but with the help of the holy spirit answered the man thus: Sir, if you die in this sinful condition, you will not only know the shape and the location of hell, you will know the length, the breadth, and the width of hell. Hell's location is at the end of a life that ends in sin. The professor was provoked and sent the young boy out of his car which he had formerly helped him with as a lift. That simple answer of the young boy eventually arrested the professor and also repeatedly became alarming in his mind until he came to Christ.

@Op, if you know that there are hierarchies even among men, You shouldn't be so deluded to believe that there are beings that are superior to human. As a matter of fact, you are not even in the total control of what happens or does not happen in your life everyday; Avery good example are the reflex actions. Can you wake the dead? Job was a biblical character who once nurtured this type of your notion and the book of Job chapter 38 says : 38 Then the Lord answered Job out of the whirlwind, and said,

2 Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?

3 Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me.

4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.

5 Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it?

6 Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof;

7 When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy?

8 Or who shut up the sea with doors, when it brake forth, as if it had issued out of the womb?

9 When I made the cloud the garment thereof, and thick darkness a swaddlingband for it,

10 And brake up for it my decreed place, and set bars and doors,

11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed?

12 Hast thou commanded the morning since thy days; and caused the dayspring to know his place;

13 That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?

14 It is turned as clay to the seal; and they stand as a garment.

15 And from the wicked their light is withholden, and the high arm shall be broken.

16 Hast thou entered into the springs of the sea? or hast thou walked in the search of the depth?

17 Have the gates of death been opened unto thee? or hast thou seen the doors of the shadow of death?

18 Hast thou perceived the breadth of the earth? declare if thou knowest it all.

19 Where is the way where light dwelleth? and as for darkness, where is the place thereof,

20 That thou shouldest take it to the bound thereof, and that thou shouldest know the paths to the house thereof?

21 Knowest thou it, because thou wast then born? or because the number of thy days is great?

22 Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,

23 Which I have reserved against the time of trouble, against the day of battle and war?

24 By what way is the light parted, which scattereth the east wind upon the earth?

25 Who hath divided a watercourse for the overflowing of waters, or a way for the lightning of thunder;

26 To cause it to rain on the earth, where no man is; on the wilderness, wherein there is no man;

27 To satisfy the desolate and waste ground; and to cause the bud of the tender herb to spring forth?

28 Hath the rain a father? or who hath begotten the drops of dew?

29 Out of whose womb came the ice? and the hoary frost of heaven, who hath gendered it?

30 The waters are hid as with a stone, and the face of the deep is frozen.

31 Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion?

32 Canst thou bring forth Mazzaroth in his season? or canst thou guide Arcturus with his sons?

33 Knowest thou the ordinances of heaven? canst thou set the dominion thereof in the earth?

34 Canst thou lift up thy voice to the clouds, that abundance of waters may cover thee?

35 Canst thou send lightnings, that they may go and say unto thee, Here we are?

36 Who hath put wisdom in the inward parts? or who hath given understanding to the heart?

37 Who can number the clouds in wisdom? or who can stay the bottles of heaven,

38 When the dust groweth into hardness, and the clods cleave fast together?

39 Wilt thou hunt the prey for the lion? or fill the appetite of the young lions,

40 When they couch in their dens, and abide in the covert to lie in wait?

41 Who provideth for the raven his food? when his young ones cry unto God, they wander for lack of meat.

I think if you can supply answers to this, then, right then, your claim might be justified. I come in peace
EducationRe: Why Do They Always Request For Mother's Maiden Name? by returncole: 8:28am On May 10, 2021
They should be asking for their Oríkî - (naming nomenclature appendage). That's also difficult. Nonsense! Asking that is just a result from the feminist movement.
InvestmentRe: How To Make Upto 2k Everyday Without Any Investing Anything by returncole: 5:05am On Mar 20, 2021
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InvestmentRe: All Side Hustle Update by returncole: 8:39pm On Mar 07, 2021
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EducationRe: What Is The Highest Monthly Salary You Have Had As A Sec Or Pry School Teacher? by returncole: 10:29pm On Feb 27, 2021
[quote author=slawormiir post=99469453]Damnnnnn niggarrrr...
That is like 4500 yuan...
Me nor go fit do any other work for this life again o...apart from bombing...

If you are a niggarrr and you understand that yuan of
a currency and you know WeChat/courier format/alipay then you must be a real niggarrr

Bro, give me update on be this. I am open to possibilities.
returncole50@gmail.com.
Thanks
InvestmentRe: Make Over $100 A Month With This Simple Tricks by returncole: 5:20pm On Feb 26, 2021
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RomanceRe: Valentine: My Girlfriend Surprised Me With A 22k Wrist Watch (Photos) by returncole: 9:46am On Feb 16, 2021
This doesn't worth a good food, hardcore, rimming and Mouth Gig session. Whalai!
RomanceRe: I Am Dying; Just So Close!!! Why??? by returncole: 6:09pm On Feb 10, 2021
I will check on you tomorrow by God's grace.
InvestmentRe: Learn How To Make Money From Cryptocurrency Without Investment by returncole: 6:07pm On Feb 10, 2021
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EducationRe: Meet Basirat Rufai, The Best Pharmacy Graduating Student In University Of Ibadan by returncole: 10:47am On Feb 10, 2021
I figured a slay queen who is jealous and also not as brilliant and intelligent as Op: Where were you during the heat of the pandemic and lockdown sagas?

Chii59:
Beautiful and intelligent... Like me. Congratulations girl
But how come 2018/2019 session are graduating in 2021?
CrimeRe: My Father Has Been Sleeping With Me – Fatima Usman (Video) by returncole: 10:25am On Jan 29, 2021
[right][/right] angryis this girl in question still a virgin?
InvestmentRe: How To Make Your Money Work For You In 2021 (legit) by returncole: 12:44am On Jan 11, 2021
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FamilyRe: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by returncole: 3:04pm On Jan 09, 2021
grin grin grin This guy in question had already been a molestation to himself even before leaving home ... What transpired upon his visit was just a manifestation of his thoughtless idle visit. The mother in question also needs wisdom, she could have done better addressing and correcting this foolish man in question in love ( that's if there exist any) The man and the daughter I thought should be seen as hers.
TravelRe: Which European Country Can I Travel To With 3m? by returncole: 11:24am On Jan 08, 2021
How bro/sis?



orgylover:
afganistan, 3m that u can use to legally or illegally make 100k daily na im this one wan use go china. nigerian youths too mumu
Christianity EtcRe: "Vilifying Kumuyi Over #JusticeForDonDavis Is Uncalled For" - Reno Omokri by returncole: 1:21pm On Dec 31, 2020
The church still holds it saintly sanity, justice would be served to the offenders. Apparently, most of the bloggers ( the dumb ones) would append Kumuyi's name to drive traffic to their page, such ppl die a blogger and their blogs die after them because they are perverts are profane persons.
InvestmentRe: How Do Arbitrage Traders Buy Coins Since Naija Cards No Work on Foreign Sites? by returncole: 7:04pm On Dec 27, 2020
Abeg who get any good idea or suggestions, you're all here quoting jargons
InvestmentRe: What Investment Mistake Would You Never Make In 2021? by returncole: 10:19pm On Dec 19, 2020
Forex trading
Synthetic indices
I lost 490k
I haven't recovered till now
FamilyRe: Dead Man Made To Sit At His Burial In Trinidad & Tobago (Photos And Video) by returncole: 3:00pm On Nov 27, 2020
Double Whaala for Dead... Body - Oritse Femi
RomanceRe: . by returncole: 2:52pm On Nov 25, 2020
Well, I don't know you ooo but I know your mother also did the same, Has she now made the list of the top richest women in Nigeria? Your insanity is from Beijing.
InvestmentRe: Legit Income On Smart Phone by returncole: 1:21pm On Nov 11, 2020
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InvestmentRe: Start Mining Bitcoin With Just $1 by returncole: 12:41pm On Nov 11, 2020
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