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Christianity EtcRe: What Church Do You Attend? by Reverend(m): 6:50am On Sep 15, 2007
Stay Kinky
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Reverend(m): 6:46am On Sep 15, 2007
ClimieNH89:
Jesus was jewish and I wouldn't be surprised if he was really married.

Isn't it strange that in times like that, a man over 30 wasn't yet married?

And as for his death. I can't say!
If he had really lived at that time, it would have probably meant that he was a shirt lifter (GAY)

Considering  and according to the fairy stories that exist. All his disciples were men, which would leave us to believe that is was some kind of Middle Eastern homosexual organisation.
FashionRe: What Are You Wearing Now? by Reverend(m): 8:21am On Aug 28, 2007
I am still dreaming, it was the light green school shirt that did it grin grin grin
FashionRe: What Are You Wearing Now? by Reverend(m): 8:13am On Aug 28, 2007
I am drooling at the thought grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Reverend(m): 8:04am On Aug 28, 2007
@cgift

Power in what name?
RomanceRe: [poll] Would You Prefer to Marry a Virgin? by Reverend(m): 12:28pm On Aug 27, 2007
[/quote][quote author=kanz link=topic=481.msg1434603#msg1434603 date=1188202401]@ tobaaro what did u jst say. u said that does who r virgins  lack d opportunity.oh what a joke. sme people r jst not plain ready to lose it yet nd it hurts u because u think all virgins r ugly but den again you're wrong. as usual if i may add. please go nd do your research again before posting arrant crap. nd 4 d record im a lady.

@Reverend. did it ever occur 2 u that virginity cud b a special ting 2 sme people. left 2 m, i think that is d best gift i cud ever give my husband nd if he aint happy wit it, screw him.
I think it will be more like 'SCREW YOU' and that is what will happen grin grin grin
RomanceRe: [poll] Would You Prefer to Marry a Virgin? by Reverend(m): 6:51am On Aug 27, 2007
Virginity is far too over rated and should not be the focus or reason that somebody would choose a partner. Just because somebody has not had penetrative sex does not make them an ideal partner or guarantee that they will be loyal or a good soul mate.

It generally means that they are unexperienced in bed which can lead to problems. It is a little late in the day to find out that you are not sexually compatible with your new wife / husband on the evening of your marriage lipsrsealed

For those of you that are keeping themselves for their wedding night, then fine. But that thing that you guarded so carefully will be over in a couple of painful thrusts, never to return again. Virgin no more cheesy cheesy cheesy
TravelRe: How Much Does Typical Parttime Work Pay For Studnets In London by Reverend(m): 8:44am On Aug 25, 2007
The minimum wage is the UK is £5.35 per hour and if you are on a student visa you can work a maximum of 20 hours per week.

Hope this answers your question grin
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Reverend(m): 8:13am On Aug 25, 2007
He is alive, He that was dead. He comes back and these things would judge everyman who have denied his existence in judgement.
Yes and then he will torture and burn those people in hell for eternity,

BUT HE LOVES US! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Dress Code In Benue; Ladies Banned From Wearing Trousers! by Reverend(m): 8:07am On Aug 25, 2007
In reality the unatural state is with clothing!

Clothed or unclothed, what is the problem?
Forum GamesRe: Bible Quiz Game by Reverend(m): 12:04pm On Aug 24, 2007
Who is the sexiest character in the bible

Clue is she got it on with Jesus!
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Is Alive by Reverend(m): 7:03pm On Aug 12, 2007
If he is alive then ask him to come around to the pub tonight and prove it grin grin

I bet that he does not show his faggoty bearded face grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are People So Eager To Leave Church Services by Reverend(m): 6:56pm On Aug 12, 2007
Churches and Mosques should be knocked down or redeveloped into cheap housing for the poor.

Nobody in their right mind wants to go to church to be bored to death with fairy stories. People go because they are frightened not to go lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Who is your Favorite Popular Pastor or Preacher in Nigeria? by Reverend(m): 6:51pm On Aug 12, 2007
Me myself I grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Church Do You Attend? by Reverend(m): 6:50pm On Aug 12, 2007
UPRISING:
@rever
MAY GOD HELP YOU AND SEE You THRU
If only he was real then maybe he could grin grin grin grin

Humanist Kinkyism is the way forward. We dont believe in ridiculous, made up pretend Gods lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: I'm A Free Thinker: Does That Mean I Won't Go To Heaven? by Reverend(m): 6:43pm On Aug 12, 2007
lovemajek:
My lord is good all the time.
Just a shame that he does not exist grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Dress Code In Benue; Ladies Banned From Wearing Trousers! by Reverend(m): 6:42pm On Aug 12, 2007
NALFA:
Allah will surely visit you with His Wrath,i promise you this. Cause you declared war with Him and Doom is your recompense 4 this. You will tell your story to the whole world. Carry on with your campaign of self destruction.
Here we go again, threatening people with the wrath of pretend beings  grin grin grin

Shame on you!
Christianity EtcRe: Trousers Or Mini Skirts: Which Is A Sin? by Reverend(m): 6:51am On Aug 06, 2007
SIN is just a word and nothing else, rename it as 'wrong', 'naughty', 'bad' or whatever you want.

We are always trying to connect things to the pretend God, instead of on a normal, human level.
Christianity EtcRe: I'm A Free Thinker: Does That Mean I Won't Go To Heaven? by Reverend(m): 4:52pm On Aug 05, 2007
@PTH

You are wasting your time trying to frighten us with the 'you are going to hell' threats.

That is what makes religion so evil and stupid, they have to turn to threats to force you to believe, you have nothing else to offer. Do as I say or you will burn in hell.

Believe in my God or else undecided undecided undecided

Well let me tell you now, there is no God, Jesus, Allah, Buddah, Lord Shiva. They are characters made by man to put fear into our hearts and manipulate and control us.

If they did exist they deserve utter and complete contempt. God would be a ruthless dictator like hitler or Idi Amin, Allah like Mohammed a paedophile, Buddah a big fat overweight piece of lard and Lord Shiva a murderer in a Elephants head.

It is all just total nonsense, utter rubbish and pretend. Your threats of going to hell are meaningless. Just like it is meaningless that you think that you are somebody special that is going to heaven. You wont be going because it does not exist. The worms are going to eat your decaying body when the time comes lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Forum GamesRe: Give A Nairalander A Rating by Reverend(m): 3:28pm On Aug 05, 2007
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PoliticsRe: Dress Code In Benue; Ladies Banned From Wearing Trousers! by Reverend(m): 2:09pm On Aug 05, 2007
karaye:
PTH AND REVEREND. you posseses all what u have said that u are illitrate,poor,ignorant.useless charlatans.your leaders know the consequences of goin naked which results in all this prostitution ,adultary,fornication that is so rampant in all your areas.u have a wife and being bleeped by someone in he name of civilization.we are not animals were mess any one u sight.freedom in america has a limit.always chew before u say.another mad said all arabs are poor only because of oil,please go to history,don't be sayin somethin that will expose your ignorance.shi, ttttttt.
I do not really get your point? Considering that being naked is the natural human state, please tell me the consequences of going naked?

You are missing the point, Arabs are poor even now when there is oil, so what will happen to them when the oil wells dry-up? They will disapear  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed together with Islam, stoning women, suicide bombers, hanging children, stupid laws for women and rampant homosexuality.

Islam is a backward religion and an even more backward and primitive way of life. It's days are numbered  grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend Is A Virgin. Shuld I Disflower Her? by Reverend(m): 1:15pm On Aug 05, 2007
@Dear Mr. 2 Posts grin grin grin

Nice words if only they had any substance or meaning.

No such thing as God? Then the world was formed by an accident.
Yes it probably was. If you still think that the world is only 6000 years old then you have a screw loose. Maybe you also think it is flat, just like they did in the time of the pretend Jesus?
 
No such thing as God?  Why not sit down and meditate? How come that the sun is so placed that there is no more convenient place for it, i mean not too close to the earth that everything is burnt up and evaporated,  not too far away that plants will not be able to get its rays for manufacture of food, man will not enjoy its light, etc. Accident cannot make this.
Why can't it happen by accident? It is a far more plausable story than the notion of creation which is just stupid.
 
No such thing as God?  The stars and moon are so placed for our benefits.
Dont quite know how the stars benefit us, other than to navigate by. The moon may be a different case, but I do not know what these things have to do with a pretend God?

No such thing as God?  How come that man has conscience to control him. Cd accident or evolution create conscience.
Man understands what is right and wrong, some of us anyway. More people are killed in the name of religion each year than by anything else. Creation is a fairy story. Evolution is reality.

No such thing as God?  You put food in your mouth, the saliva softens it so that it cd pass thr. the throat and easily digested in the stomach.  The body is so designed that urine is stored in the bladder and rid off, the faeces thr. the large interstine and off. Tell me, cd that be by accident. does it not take planning and designing?
So now you are saying that there must be a god because we have spit, crap and pee and that we digest food?
What has a pretend God got to do with those chemical processes?

No such thing as God? Without oxygen, man is dead. The great Planner kept  oxygen in the atm. constant thr the interaction between animals and plants. Is that not planning. Something that does not exist cannot plan, can it?
What has the pretend God got to do with the gas oxygen?

The great oceans have its course, otherwise, everything on land will perish. A great planner ensures they (i.e. the oceans) maintain the course. An accident cannot produce that.
Yes it can.

Not seeing that pilot of the passenger plane in the sky does not mean that it is pilotless. Seeing what he did,  the beauty of how things relate, etc, all this can only be design.  The accuracy of His word, The Bible, is there.
The plane was built by man, I know there is probably a pilot flying it. The Bible is full of contadictions and was written by man to control man. It is one of the biggest works of fiction ever written and contains complete nonsense. What exactly are you talking about when you mention the word 'accuracy'? The Bible is a flawed work and has been changed thousands of times over the years.

What of after death, u discovers that God exists, what will u do. Nothing, it`s too late!  Then You`re doomed. Please, reconsider and  surrender your life to Jesus Christ.
Yes, surrender to the Lord Jesus and God, do their bidding or else you will be in big trouble. They are going to burn you in hell if you don't believe, but they love you and need your money.

If God and Jesus were real they would both be in prison for the biggest fraud ever in the history of man.

To follow the teachings of the ficticious Jesus and his pretend father God is crazy. Only for the weak minded  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Forget praying to Jesus and God, they aint going to help you. Only you and maybe your friends and family can do that.

Wake up and see the reality before you waste your life  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Religion is a delusion for weak minded people.
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend Is A Virgin. Shuld I Disflower Her? by Reverend(m): 10:59am On Aug 05, 2007
Not such a thing as God, so how can I have respect for him?

As for fornication, it is only a word and has no meaning to educated, free minded individuals smiley smiley
Christianity EtcRe: God Is An Annunaki And Came From Planet X Or "Nibiru". by Reverend(m): 10:32am On Aug 05, 2007
If you beleive in Jesus Christ, then it will take little to believe in this nonsense. I actually think that this theory has just as much if not more credibility that the story of Christ and the virgin birth grin grin

It really makes me laugh how people argue which pretend person is better  grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: I'm A Free Thinker: Does That Mean I Won't Go To Heaven? by Reverend(m): 10:30am On Aug 05, 2007
@Siena

Good for you, another free spirit grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 10:28am On Aug 05, 2007
Churches should be turned into hostels for the poor and all their assets (especially the Vatican's and Church of England's) should be sold and used to feed the starving people around the world.

Shutting churches, mosques and temples is one of the most positive things that could happen. For each brain washing centre that is closed, it is another victory for humanity, freedom of thought and speech.

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