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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Safer Than The UK by Reverend(m): 1:19pm On Oct 13, 2007
I am sure that certain parts of Nigeria are safer than the East End of London. But there the danger is from Afro Carribean gangs that have been left to run loose. They should all be deported back to where they belong, but then Nigeria will see a huge increase in crime lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Imagine A Worldwide Ban On Bibles by Reverend(m): 8:02am On Oct 13, 2007
Whether it be the Koran or the Bible, they should both be burned and banned. They are the root of all evil and cause more misery and suffering to the human race than any other thing on this planet.
TravelRe: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by Reverend(m): 7:54am On Oct 13, 2007
The main problem is that many Nigerians entering the UK on on student visas work illegally and stay in the country after the Visa has expired. This makes it bad for the people that really want to go and finish their education only.

Immigration is already a huge problem in the UK and now laws are being introduced to further strengthen the process of acceptance and keep out undesirables.

If you really only want to go and finish your education I feel for you, but those of you who abuse the system and use the student visa for other purposes have made life difficult for others.
FashionRe: What Are You Wearing Now? by Reverend(m): 8:24pm On Oct 12, 2007
Only My Socks
Christianity EtcRe: Names And Phrases You Know To Describe God by Reverend(m): 7:40am On Oct 12, 2007
The Imaginary One
CelebritiesRe: 2face Shot And Robbed On Arrival From UK by Reverend(m): 7:52pm On Oct 08, 2007
Lets give him another 'shot' grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Bible Quiz Game by Reverend(m): 7:50pm On Oct 08, 2007
8. Mary Magdeline the Kinky girlfriend of JC
CelebritiesRe: 2face Shot And Robbed On Arrival From UK by Reverend(m): 7:48pm On Oct 08, 2007
Maybe you are right. If he has been shot in his vocal chords it could improve his sound grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Who is your Favorite Popular Pastor or Preacher in Nigeria? by Reverend(m): 7:47pm On Oct 08, 2007
mrpataki:
Still busying propagating the message of the devil huh huh Did you bother to read the topic at all? It says in Nigeria not in the UK. Sule. grin grin
Dr Fanny Batter is in Lagos for the next two-weeks actually. If anybody would like to meet with her drop me a mail.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Shot And Robbed On Arrival From UK by Reverend(m): 7:43pm On Oct 08, 2007
Hopefully that will put an end to his awful, crappy music lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: I'm A Free Thinker: Does That Mean I Won't Go To Heaven? by Reverend(m): 7:42pm On Oct 08, 2007
God cannot open your eyes as God is a figment of weak peoples imaginations. Only you can open your eyes, nobody else can.

If you feel praying helps then go ahead. You might just as well talk to yourself though as at least one person will be listening.
Christianity EtcRe: Who is your Favorite Popular Pastor or Preacher in Nigeria? by Reverend(m): 9:48pm On Oct 07, 2007
Pastor Dr. Fanny Batter from the Humanist Church of the Kinky Mary Magdeline

http://kinkymarymagdeline.50webs.org
Christianity EtcRe: If U Have One Question To Ask God, Wat Will It Be? by Reverend(m): 9:12am On Sep 19, 2007
chukz4real:
It will simply b. "God, y u allow homosexuals and lesbians still dey sleep dey wake up everyday?"
huh shocked tongue
He likes them because he does not exist. All the rules you are talking about and the homophobic brainwashing you are suffering from are man made and have nothing to do with pretend Gods.

So there is your answer. You could add the question:

Why did God allow 6 million of his people to be murdered by Hitler?

It is because he does not, has never and will never exist. Only in the minds of the weak and uneducated population of this planet  lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Rising From The Dead" People Share Their Experiences In Heaven/hell by Reverend(m): 8:22am On Sep 19, 2007
Dont mess with God is a great statement.

Nobody should mess with God, Allah, Buddah, Jesus or any of the other pretend entities. People should get on with their lives instead of wasting time on the utter nonsense.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For A Christian To Take Alcohol? by Reverend(m): 8:19am On Sep 19, 2007
It would be very hard for a pretend, made up entity to arrest anybody. He can not even police the world he is supposed to have made. lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Reverend(m): 8:18am On Sep 19, 2007
Beautiful can always be said better!

georgeous, sublime, wonderful, superb, breath taking, supercalfragalisticexpialadosious even grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Bible Quiz Game by Reverend(m): 7:15am On Sep 17, 2007
She was incredibly sexy and was hated by the apostles. Jesus used to give her one and she was his supposed lover?
RomanceRe: [poll] Would You Prefer to Marry a Virgin? by Reverend(m): 1:23pm On Sep 16, 2007
I think everybody is missing the point. You don't need to get married to de-virgin somebody. Most people with any sense do not wait and as I said before, virginity is a frame of mind and not necessarily a physical state.
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Sleep With Ur Partner In Courtship? by Reverend(m): 11:04am On Sep 16, 2007
The first and most important thing is to keep the Bible out of the bedroom. The Bible is the worst of all evils when we are talking about sexual relationships and is responsible for most sexual hang-ups.

Marriage has nothing to do with a healthy sexual relationship either. We should replace the word 'marriage' with the word 'commitment'. Marriage is an old fashioned, out of date concept anyway.

If you are committed to one another, singing a few silly songs in a church, paying for all your relatives to gorge themselves o food and drink and wasting all your hard earned money on a silly dress is crazy. Most of all, btaining the all important Government license is meaningless and has the value of a piece of cheap toilet paper.

If you both feel like having sexual relations with each other there is nothing stopping you. Not even the book of fairy stories (The Bible) which after all was written by man to control man. Another crazy myth is that you need a marriage license to have sex with your partner.

Heaven and Hell are man made products used to manipulate your thoughts and control you. Listen to your own body, and if you would both like to have sex then there is nothing to stop you, not even the pathetic rantings of the many Bible bashing sin mongers contained within this forum.

After all, what you are about to do is the most natural and basic of all human functions. It has existed from the beginning of human kind (and not the 6000 years that the Bible would try and make you believe)

So close your ears and eyes to the rantings of man-made books and the bigotted beliefs of the blind and deaf brainwashed religious freaks.

Make beautiful love to your partner today, or maybe the whole day. OK, stay in bed the whole week and have a sensual loving and kinky time.

Can you think of anything else that gives so much pleasure and is for free?
RomanceRe: So Confused About My Relationship - My Boyfriend Beats Me by Reverend(m): 9:18am On Sep 16, 2007
Leave him immediately. Do not hestitate for even a second. This person is scum and you should not even consider staying with him under any circumstances.

If you want further advice ask Dr Fanny Batter  http://kinkymarymagdeline.50webs.org/batter.htm
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For A Christian To Take Alcohol? by Reverend(m): 9:15am On Sep 16, 2007
Like eating junk food, masturbating, watching porn and even drinking, everything is fine in moderation.
Christianity EtcRe: Your God Is A Liar by Reverend(m): 9:11am On Sep 16, 2007
God can not be a liar as he is non existent, except in the minds of the weak and feable people with no freedom of thought.

So, the answer is simple. How can something that does not exist be a liar?
Christianity EtcRe: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 8:54am On Sep 16, 2007
To celebrate the human body and pleasures that we can bestow on each other.

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