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very soon, someone will say buhari plagiarize Nigeria

ashewoboy:
Let there be space in between your write up.

noted

Nigerian markets are very chaotic environments full of shoppers and sellers. The noise level in these places is out of this world.
Everybody seems to be shouting on top of their voices to be heard with occasional fights between sellers or between buyers and sellers.
The main activity that happens in this area is shopping and with that comes various characters. When you enter a Nigerian market, you’re sure to meet one of the under listed people.They could be either shoppers or sellers.
Below are 10 different people you’ll meet in a Nigerian market.
1. The Single Item Shopper
This group of people come all the way to the market to buy just one item. Even though they can get these items in small shops in their community, they’ll still come all the way to the market to buy them. It could be the price.



2. The Bulk Shopper
This is the one who buys either for the week or for the month. They are mostly the favorites of the market women since they spend a lot of money when they come to the market. They buy everything they’ll need at home, over the next week or month.



3. The Annoying Buyer
This shopper is quite annoying, will complain over practically everything. From the price to the quality of the item to the way the seller is handling the items. You can’t win with this shopper, you can just tolerate him/her because you need the money. The way they talk mostly gets a lot of sellers angry.



4. The Annoying Seller
We just spoke about the annoying buyer but that is nothing compared to an annoying seller. He/She doesn’t have any respect for the customer. It’s either you take what she has the way it is at the price quoted or you bounce. She doesn’t believe in pampering the customer and wouldn’t waste a minute asking you to go somewhere else.



5. The Prayerful Seller
This one is almost always either reading the bible or singing a gospel tune. Once they get to their place of work, they spend some time praying and seeking the face of God for the day. While arranging their wares, they sing along to gospel music. They also pray intermittently throughout the day and you might catch them at it when you approach them to buy something.



6. The Noise Maker
This one makes more noise than anybody else in the market. They shout on top of their voices to attract customers and also when they are interacting with their colleagues in the market. There is no dull moment with them. Once they spot a customer, they’ll shout to draw their attention and let them know they are at work.



7. The Chief Bargainer
This buyer will bargain over everything. Even the lowest price will still be bargained by this customer. Once they see what they want to buy, they’ll ask for the price and then enter bargain mode. Until they get it at a price they feel comfortable with, they’ll never buy. To say they are misers will be too much so let’s just say they are economists.



8. The Price Comparer
They move from shop or stall to stall asking for prices for certain items. They do this to compare the prices so they know which seller has the cheapest price before they buy. They can move from one end of the market to the other just asking for prices. They’ll then go to the seller with the lowest price to make their purchase.



9. The Sellers Favorite Buyer
This buyer doesn’t argue much, he/she buys whatever has been quoted. They have no time to waste and therefore don’t spend a lot of time arguing over prices. They also buy in bulk mostly so they are loved by all the sellers. Once they are spotted, each seller makes an attempt to have them to their stall. They, however, always have a favorite seller.



10. The Seller Who Fights Everybody
This one doesn’t relate well with her colleagues, she fights them over practically everything. She has issues because her colleagues seem to be getting all the customers while she struggles. She fights and insults them even when they haven't done anything to her. She mostly doesn’t have friends among her friends and nobody cares about her or what happens to her.

prison break.
naija version

she is not even fine

soberdrunk:
Where is your sympathy? Cant you see am grieving two very sad incidents

take heart bro

oladipo322:
of this 1 dy play ball, na must time him go dy forget ball for back

true talk o

soberdrunk:
> EH YAH!!! You guys will not understand........... Love makes a man/woman do crazy things *dodges rotten plantain*! I feel her pain, i remember one time i kept 4 bottles of gulder in my freezer for a quick chill and i mistakenly slept off, when i woke up and discovered my four bottles had exploded, i nearly commited suicide, the heart wants what the heart wants.......... > > Rip young lady........

You don't need to tell us your story bro. Your moniker says it all

i thought he said he will start playing football

someone with disability is winning gold while someone with ability is causing recession.
please don't quote me I did not mention any name.

tooooooo much reading causes bald hair

you dey go school without uniform eh. 21st century indomie generation. issorite

All this cleavage thread hitting fp this week eh. NL mod and cleavage are like 5&6

end time lady

thankGod your dad is alive. those items can be recovered even though all Nl members comment with RIP

video or idonblivit

lol. Am here making it big through MMM. you are creating thread on banks

see stamina. she is a footballer. wondering how it carried her

Decryptor:
I usually state in the TOS that "Breach of contract from the client may attract a dispossession of his website by the webmaster in the form of domain deactivation, reimposition and loss of ownership via methods such as (but not limited to) defacing, URL-redirection and brute force attacks.

For the fact that the client has a website developed by me means that he accepted the TOS and we all know 99% of Nigerians DON'T READ TOS so if he/she sues, i still win!

Is that even ethical to you?

and so?? we look dapper in ours

nna just negodu o.

and it made fp

Decryptor:
Why should i?

The admin or owners of ABU did not offend me in anyway. Besides, hacking should be "ethical"

The websites i gladly hack are those of some clients who want to play smart when they don't complete their payment or breach the contract we had prior to developing the site for them.

So hacking their site brings you joy?
Are there not better ways to settle that??
You are just bringing to yourself more harm than good. You can be sued for that

ABU FM in zaria.
omitted

let see the brain box on NL

she is just a girl

After decades of failure by the government to build modern refineries as solution to the incessant fuel scarcity in the country, a new dawn is breaking with the Dangote Refinery in Lekki, a private sector investment by Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Nigeria’s foremost business tycoon, adjudged by Forbes as the richest man in Africa. Dangote represents a beacon of hope and inspiration in Nigeria.
His vision for business development in Africa and Nigeria in particular is incomparable and unprecedented. Nigeria is indeed blessed to have him as one of her eminent citizens. His impacts on the socio-economic development of the country resonate in different sectors of the economy.
Here are 10 facts about it:
1. Dangote is producing its own electricity to power the plant and by so doing is saving 75% costs. Dangote produces electricity at a rate that is significantly cheaper than the Federal Government. Dangote’s cost is $400,000/MW, while Federal Government is $2,000,000/MW



2. All the civil engineering is done by Nigerian companies.



3. The plant has an export value of $6 billion per annum, meaning Dangote’s effort will increase the amount of foreign exchange in Nigeria’s foreign reserves by at least 40% of current value on a yearly basis



4. Dangote said when this project comes on line, his friend Femi Otedola will save at least N26 per litre on millions of litres of diesel and petrol which his companies import annually. This savings will be passed on to the consumers and it will take a lot of pressure off the banks



5. Billions of Naira were paid to acquire the land and to settle the existing communities. More money was also allocated and spent to relocate the existing communities



6. This project will restore the dignity of Nigeria, a crude producing country that has for years gone abroad to meet its demand for refined products



7. Refined products to be produced at the plant include but is not limited to propane, petrol, Jet Fuel, Diesel, Kerosene, Carbon Black, Polypropylene, Polyethylene



8. The United States Trade and Development Agency is supporting this project with $997 million.



9. The project is slated to cost $14 billion (N2.8 trillion) of which Dangote is contributing $7 billion in equity.




10. The project site is larger than Victoria Island. It is located on 2135 hectares of land in Epe, Lagos near the Lekki Free Zone.

eyinjuege:
I know next to nothing about programming or hacking or Warreffa I'm just curious why ABU. Is it because you feel their website is so secure?

Yes, that is what i feel sha. Waiting for someone to prove me wrong

eyinjuege:
Why ABU website? Any particular reason?

I dont think it possible to do that. But let see how far you've gone