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Vianna:
I've never been a fan of building to rent as I've heard scary tales about tenants but I had no choice due to certain circumstances. I was far away from lagos when the caretaker called me some months back that he has gotten someone for one of the apartments. I spoke with the so called Tennant on phone and asked a few questions.

Are you single?
No I don marry with one pikin.
Not a fan of kids in compound. Not even a fan of married people. But it's still overlookable.

what do you do for a living
I get barbing salon to support my side hustle.
To support side hustle? I was already thinking of something else as most yahoo boys own stuffs like barbing shops to support their side hustle.

Well I just gave him the benefit of the doubt and asked him to pay the caretaker and move in.

Few months later I was in lagos and I saw him for the first time. Ear rings , tatoos, I was like damn, damn, not yahoo boys again as they tend to be very difficult to live with. Well, the damage is already done as he had paid and moved in already.

My first few nights were kinda hell as he runs gen all almost half of the day and all through the night. He doesn't even switch off his gen at dawn after running through the night. Fuel always finishes in it, he doesn't switch off.

Not been easy as I find it difficult to sleep with noise not to talk of generator noise.

You get big power bank weh no deh full on time unless you charge all night?

Go get one and you will be waiting by their doors.

Thank me later.

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So many persons are at risk now

Pls share

These group of persons lure you to send account details to them then they go on to ask you to send huge sums to them

I'm sure she means this

We watch our pocket more than the TV. Simple.

I didn't see Zelensky. Make dem try settle na. Attention now is on Israel

I didn't see Zelensky. Make dem try settle na

Please don't lay a block on top of another in the name of a ministry. Even the heavens will be displeased with you. It's not a curse but advice. Peace out!

richmond500:
That doesn't look like 1937 items.
I'm seeing stainless steel instead of calabash
That doesnt look like the kind of things u find in a mud house.

Did you read that most of the things in the shop were imported?

I guess you only saw the picture and started your random criticism. Maybe he should have imported the shop too; and clothes for his boy, so that you may believe.

Toosure70:
Too bad to wish theirselves of evil. Do you think their parents will love to see them like that?

Some could have graduated from theatre Arts. Some could be experts in costumes. Some are fashion designers, not of those with the Catholic kind of design. Let's keep our minds away from abusing any faith. Come to think of if they were actors in real life, they would have been really good. But those in Catholic regalia didn't have it right; especially the girls.

Exile.

I enjoyed that DVD because of this actor. May he rest in peace

Omo! Best costume service for the dude posing as an inmate. It is even more decent than the costumes depicting the Catholic faith.

And then see that EFCC... Lolz

Kenochi:
This punch editorial is saying a lot of things but not making sense
In one word,you condemn the Governors for dissolving democratically elected local government councils and in another breadth you say that council chairmen are irresponsible because they don't pay primary school teachers
The same article says that there are only two federating units but in another breadth,it says in the Nigerian Constitution it mentions and lists three federating units
This same article talks about America and Brazil,is there any rule that says that any country can't determine what structure of government would work for it

I thought I was the only one seeing this. I read through and saw no single sense. You have my thoughts bro

manmade:
Are the triplets Virgins ? I'm asking on behalf of a young billionaire friend of mine.

I am no longer interested. Them no fine. As them young dem get pot Belle. When them start to chop my owo...

0001Lagos:
South Africa president ramaphosa has snubbed tinubu as seen in a video that has now gone viral.

The South Africa president greeted other African leaders handshake by handshake but pretending like he didn't see tinubu even as tinubu looked him in the eyes but was still ignored .

This is a big disgrace to the once giant of Africa .


See video here
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8ZyQG0CqVw/?igsh=cDhqcnY0cGp4azdk

Nlfpmod

This is not all correct.

Pls watch on this link to see that they had a good pleasantry. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8ZzDTAiUbJ/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

emperor4love:
they are cousins not uncle nd nephew

Thanks for the correction.

Two relatives (Uncle and Nephew) deh fight, I come go deh put mouth.

The same duo are in-laws, and are disputing over family inheritance affecting one state, we go deh use my tax money upandan deh gbedu ekelebe (ss3) any how.

Mtcheeew.

N/B: I've been observed by 2 nairalanders that the duo are actually cousins.

Go open shop!

SadiqBabaSani:
Are you sure you are not the one celebrating in ignorance. It is clearly stated that the suit is dismissed for lack of jurisdiction, which means the appropriate court where the case was supposed to be filed is not the court before whom it was filed

You lack jurisdiction yet you make orders to join a party.

You dismiss an action and or strike it out!

What is the effect of the strike?

Then you dismiss the claimants case for lacking in merit.

Dah!

determination26:
Hi, I'm really sorry for all you've been going through. Honestly, I've got no solution for you but I just want to tell you to stay strong and keep your head up, don't let what's you're going through affect your confidence and peace of mind, I know it's easier said than done but there's no problem that's doesn't have a solution. In Benin city where I live, some people resort to seeing old women that sell roots and herbs when pharmaceutical drugs fail them, I suggest you do your research and locate any of them in your city. Sometimes these infirmities can be inside the body while manifesting on the outside and in need of good herbs to flush it out. Goodluck.

What a polite way in making a suggestion! But for the "I am sorry... " Part. You don't have to be sorry. You are not the cause of his problem. Your sympathetic gesture is well acknowledged.

goaldynboy:
What kind of misleading title and reporting is this crap?

The body of the news is entirely different from the topic!

The Court adjourned the case to 25th June for mention but you are there saying EFCC has withdrawn the case!

I can also see that the entire commenters before me didn't read and/or understand the content of the news!!

My brother, the entire thing tire me.

People and overtaking by title not content. How could a report be different from the title but people don't mind. Right from when the topic surfaced online, even before being posted here on naira land, I've questioned its authenticity especially of the author of the script. So disjointed reportage.

This is a failed attempt to generate unnecessary traffic to a post. Why not use the fiction on Facebook and grow your page with the comments?

SAMBARRY:


Saida saida every naija man's nightmare

But you sef you too do,you too talk.even blessing CEO wey be your role model no talk like this

There are some things that you should not be saying on the internet and aside that I have issues with podcasters like nedu.dont you see decent, intelligent and self respecting women to bring on your podcast? Why always controversial girls that say the most outrageous things. I also blame bloggers for making her funny opinions go viral.there are girls with master's Degree who are inventing things, some are pilot,nurses,chefs , journalists,lawyers,traders etc you will not invite those ones.you see why I said a lot of men deserve girls like saidaboj.you elevate lousy girls like her by giving her undue attention but the agreeable ones with a stable mind and a decent character you see those ones as boring and dry

Saida you can go and rest from the internet space and do a little introspection.everything is not Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho.you have attracted too much negative attention and energy on yourself.try and minimize your words.you fight a,you fight b,you fight c on the internet.when you now need help how you go take do am?

Another issue you say untill a man gives you 20 million before you can nack am, ABI? I don't know whether this is childishness or narcissism or you're just being opinionated.i wish you have a big sister that can be real with you.let me tell you,yhy only people that can drop 30 million for your poosy in Nigeria of today where there's pervasive unemployment and the minimum wage is 30k are maybe people engaged in large scale crime like drug peddling, human trafficking or kidnapping because they do crime to make money so they can afford to throw it carelessly and you see those types of men they are a danger to themselves, family , society and even you.so any man giving you that type of money to engage in casual sex with you is up to something very dangerous because men don't just throw money like that especially for poosy that is everywhere

Again you can decide to prostitute if that's the life you choose, fine.but why must you implicitly encourage prostitution on podcast.o wrong NAU.do your prostitution alone,don't drag others.this is to also say any man that gives you such amount is likely baiting you to kill, kidnap or do something terrible to you.br careful how you look for money.the streets is not nice, internet too never forgives nor forgets

However TikTok did you a favor by holding your account.maybe this time you can start on a new slate and start promoting positive values with your page.

Though I Know a lot of naija men don't like decent women if not you will see women who openly encourage prostitution, debauchery and sexual promiscuity having millions of followers with long list of men in their DMS begging them for dates while the ones who go to work, church/mosque and live a peaceful quiet life Minding their buisness and covering up their bodies are the ones with 20likes and 40 followers on social media.this only goes to show naija men like toxic,rude, promiscuous and vulgar women but come outside to say they want homely and agreeable women

You get time.

Anyway, you make sense.

Hezzyluv:
Who has that meme that they were using the royal "turban" for ping pong? it's needed in this topic.

I do...
I do....
I do...!

Here. Below.

He now looks like a foreigner not as an alien

So the best place for their brawl is in Niger.

Russia are there to train the Nigerien soldiers on war tactics.

The enemy if Russia is there to train the Nigerien soldiers on airforce...

To fight who? Co- Africans? We don't want no ish pls.

Make una deh play

Dr Esho...
Why not get olosho?

ThorOdinson:
i will tell you this
there is no torture greater than what you just described.
reading it only has painted the excruciating pain in my brains and it hurts
good work

They are the ones that shut the political doors of youths in leadership. So selfish. They don't care about us let alone our children. They only exist for the moment, seize it and make use of it while Morgaging our future.

Why? Just why?

Why should one pay school fees in dollars for a school in Nigeria?

Bello should be exposed in a manner below
Spread his legs across kaba

Then every child should be armed with a broom stick. Just a stick. As they go to school each child whips his scrotum, same way when they return.

Let him face the direction of the setting sun, and be left to hang there overnight, while kirishi be prepared beneath him all night long until he belges from the anus.

Let him be forced the drink the saliva of tuberculosis patients. He deserves it. He deserves it.

Share if you are against his actions. Like if you detest hos actions.

Either way you are correct