My changing faces. �

Dear Nairalanders, join me in thanking God as I mark my birthday today.

#Kingsareborninjuly

farewell their highnesses

this is beautiful.

oh my home, oooooh my home (2times) when shall I see my home? when shall I see my native land? I will never forget my home.
please ladies, I've got a chioma...

oh poor thing that abuses its accommodation privileges in mansions. she looks beautiful

jbaby265:


thanks

if a woman indeed makes a man's dick not his life hard, he will in turn wet her pants not her eyes.

abonkib - stand power lol. resistant
atiekpe - shoot throw.
ukanbi - guide of fishing traps
ikwomkwu - BLOCKED BUTTOCKS. yes, blocked buttocks!

hell has no fury as a woman's love turned hate when she catches her spouse with another.

I was unfaithful to her. I felt condemned, dejected, neglected, excommunicated, frustrated and above all lost of her.

I couldn't look at her eyes when she called me fun names.

all efforts to persuade me to tell her what she saw about my sorrows landed me in tears

finally, I opened up while kneeling down. I was tired of kneeling yet I knew I was pleading for mercy.

I begged her and guess what, she forgave.

I promise never to derail her path anymore.

it is said that exercise keeps the heart healthy. why do footballers die if heart attack?

Spoilt4toto:
Uhmmm we don see am

... Meanwhile how your trousers look at you when you're broke.

Spoilt4toto:
Uhmmm we don see am

... Meanwhile how your trousers look at you when you're broke.

https://www./1003940852 simply follow that link and see what this nairalander has for sale. lol

the then pictures looked as a grammar school. the now pictures look like an English school. that's the difference!

Trump studied at ogbomoso primary school.
the Pope must hear this.

Blackeard:
I don't know what weapons would be used In Fighting WW3 but WW4 would be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein

Blackeard:
I don't know what weapons would be used In Fighting WW3 but WW4 would be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein

I still dey forest.

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Blackeard:
I don't know what weapons would be used In Fighting WW3 but WW4 would be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein

Blackeard:
I don't know what weapons would be used In Fighting WW3 but WW4 would be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein

I still dey forest.

he is an Obudu man not Ogoja. Please help him if you can. I suggest he should be taken to the nearest police station OR FRSC office

I don't know if this could make it to the from page. I just hope it does.

This is issue has been bugging me when I discuss same with some of my female folks.

I understand some challenges some single parents face. but as it has to do with that of a single mother (not a divorcee anyway but 'baby mamas' if you may say), why is a girl child preferable to a boy child in parenting?

I dedicate my 3rd to comment to the ongoing fuel crisis and stranded passengers cum workers.

BRT BUSES OFFER FREE SERVICES WITHIN THE ABUJA METROPOLIS TODAY.
THE REASON BEHIND THIS IS REALLY FUNNY...

Nbote:
We deserve an award in hypocrisy.. In a country of estimated 200million ppl with uncountable number of churches who claim to b holier than d rest and mosques with Muslims who would scream to d high heavens about indecency, who exactly uses d 400million condoms?

are condoms meant for the promiscuous and unmarried alone?

have we heard of an originating process called 'exparte originating process'?

Well, that was what the EFCC filed. There were no parties mentioned but properties...

rbernaldo2:
I am Alfa(Islam cleric) by profession
Is it bad to date this Igbo girl She wanna convert to my religion Help me Happy jumat

that is....
u no even mind that infant.

sKeetz:
Nice whip.

My mother had to starve for us to eat. She deprived herself of so much just to see us comfortable.

No doubt if she could afford it, she would have bought me the latest 2018 private jet

I stand by you.

My mum gave me all she had. So did my dad. I wonder if that was all his mother had. Happy for him though. Praise to parents. Hoping to be one someday. Pray I meet her not just a slay queen.

Hashimyussufamao:
so cuz say d lady dey ask him 4sex, he dun get achievement be dat?
*d guy need an e-slap
#as 4 d lady if she continues with dat shitt her life will be more useless than the "p" in psycho
#thats why i like nairaland ladies very decent

I for just laugh sha. Buh no need. Decency lies everywhere. Interpret the lies...

exlinkleads:


The former Northern Ireland international had been ordained a Deacon in October 2017 before he was confirmed as a Priest. Mulryne was a product of the Manchester United youth academy and made his debut for Sir Alex Ferguson’s in 1997.





more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/07/ex-man-united-player-philip-mulryne.html?m=1

what! did I just read about an ordination in October 2017? it is either I am paused or he that post this thread is living in the light years. heheheheheheheh

ikp120:
So the law was not even in force as at the time of his arrest?

That alone makes me doubt if he will be sentenced to death.


This is also another clause any lawyer can exploit to beat death sentence because none of his victims died in their custody.

I don't support him. That's just my perspective.

besides, the time of crime and law must correspond.

the question to ask is, at the time of the the alleged commission of the offense, what was the prescribed punishment?

it is against our laws to make a law after an arrest, yo define a crime and prescribe punishment. that will be an injustice.

if there was no known punishment for kidnapping in Lagos... sorry, the hangman noose will never knot against Evans. quote me anytime any where. check my signature.

Medunah:
I don't agree with the maiden name thing, at all!

So when a girl gets married, her old male friends can't refer to her by her maiden name again?? Doesn't make sense!

I would find it very awkward if my male friends start referring to me as sis, madam or whatever just because I got married.... ​

I see ur that type. how old are u sef?

sometimes I go through her FB page and I ponder what her ambition was.
see for yourselves and behold this:

nepapole:
Why police officer go dey guard bloody civilian lasan lasan sef?

ode! why army go dey enter sambisa for bloody civilians?? okpo like you.

sorry I didn't mean those words but I felt they could serve the purpose.

darioNaharis:
Very cute

Nigerians never appreciate good things. They castigate someone born with blue eyes, yet same them will admire it in foreign movies and even go as far as purchasing coloured lenses

Her eyes look like that 'Who Wants to Be A Millionaire" symbol . Still so cute

name true o. on point. gbam!

I am agog!!!!

what is on my mind? hmm. if I am persuaded to
say I would only soliloquise on the present state of
things. we praise so much as to be condemned
and we condemned so much without earning much
praises. may I put up a poser? who killed Jesus?
to answer this question we may determine some
factors. such includes that which condemned him.
moreover, we may try to put blames on who
betrayed him.
although it is recorded that 'woe be that man. it
would have been better if he was not born'.
historically, there may be a defence that there was
a reason Jesus came. to die for sinners. be ye not
tempted to say that his death was a calculated
suicide! let's look at our present conundrum, who
is responsible for our present woes?
comparatively, my baby sister is whispering that
PDP is like Iscariot as APC is like Pontius. Here we
are chanting 'crucify him...crucify him...crucify...'
on every elected officer we welcomed triumphantly
into Aso Rock Jerusalem.QED.