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Na him be say he go soon turn president! Because in naija u av a high chance of becoming a president if u return from jail.

ivyT:
kai...u must hv been d best student in chemistry in sec.sch

lol...yea back in those days,too bad i changed career path

1,So that u won't see how the look when the are surprised
2,to check there breath
3,to shut themself up so they won say what will ruin the moment
4,so they don shout!

Trust me no one is better.
date a girl with mouth odour no body will tell u to run because na them the wan talk pass...

body odour she will always change the scent of ur apartment especially the type that her body odour can turn a blue litmus paper red

Make her a signatory to ur bank acct and tell her ur atm pin thats the fastest way!

why do u think ugly men marry pretty wifes??

Lwkmd...they will buy a hair that the amount is worth 2plots of land,then start complaining they always have headache! Why won't u av headache

It takes a guy with sense to spend spend wise not to pls a girl.

Why is the girls head looking like a cobra?

I share ur plight its a pityable pity that those who suffered and laboured for there country ain't be treated with honor but we celebrate thiefs pray God will intervane....

As for the mods,is it until she attach a nude pics before it will reach f.p??

Mehn! Its not about u giving her money or anything as stated above,i av gotten that comment alot thats because am an introvert.

Most times,if she say this it means u ain't giving her quality time most girls like a guy that will insist on walking them home after a movie, look her in the eyes and proffess his undying love for her and check up on her always. be around her whenever he needs her put a smile on her face always

in as much as money is a luxury to posses u can treat her like a queen without spending much money ain't everything.

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piercings and tattoos.: there is this girl in ma dpt that tattooed a butterfly on her boobs after first semester the butterfly turn vulture because of stretch marks due to ruffhandling from diff hands. believe it or not bae,no man in his right senses will take u serious or see u as a responsible person nor think of showing u to his mum talkless of marrying u when u body is filled with holes and tattoos.

irresponsible dressing :some ladies even in church dress half naked not minding what they wear. Then back up there act saying God needs the soul and not the body...if u can dress half naked to church then u can obviously go on a date naked.forming virging but dressing like amber rose!

braging about there sexcapades; even prostitutes are moral enough to hide there sex life. if as a lady u are proud talking and gisting in ur spare time abt sex while not married...then sister ur worst than an olosho.

Otherss include;
talking selfies in different hotel lobbies and bedrooms...oshey room services.

Taking selfies in different cars...shey u don turn mechanic

N.B:no be say i carry this matter for head like dandruff but the truth has to be said ghan!

Thats what it means to have a sense of belonging at least he didn't let pride to overwhelm him because pride goes before a fall,it won't be a bad thing if he should also make peace with don jazzy to show him that he is a man of class and repute if possible sef do a collabo with am join.

olamide u are a #boss_!

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Wolve in sheep clothing...thats all i can say btw,rekado or what ever no smell lil.kesh

that moment you will try to convince yourself that your answer was also BTW the range of 75-80 also

I agree to disagree with that list nairaland shouldn't be 5th position on that list its preposterous, a pismal dismal and also nefarious...

click like if you feel NL should be 2nd

Lol...super cute,nothing sweeter than settling down with a wife and beautiful kids.... being a twin rocks thank God am one!

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Confusion in the enemies camp ,

Good luck bro!

Indeed ur stupidity preceeds you.get sense you no gree ok go school u still no gree.

#when will u pass jamb??

Kenistry:
sometin above ur comprehension, study and den u wil understand. Shalom

indeed,i can't comprehend dumb posts from dumbo's! dummy. (8

Kenistry:
sometin above ur comprehension, study and den u wil understand. Shalom

indeed,i can't comprehend dumb posts from dumbo's! dummy.

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If she doesn't show her laps and her cleavrage she won't blow abi

Cool,creativity at its peak

lol...girls always ready to open there mouth to say anything wen they are pissed...

Well,i trust naija girl she will tell u its april fool knowing fully well we are still in december..

Naija getting unsafe day by day,which one is shiite again

Well,why won't all this happen when we take secuirity issues for granted see what our soldiers are using to combat the insurgents in the north u will be heartbroken,money meant for arms been used to enrich some people and there generations while the leave soldiers fight for there life with dilapitated weapons.

Well,he is lucky let him thamk his God.

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U can be and achieve anything u want its a thing of the mind if u believe u can then u will.just take them one at a time.

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